Ted E. Bear walks out. Waves and hops.


"Hello. I am Ted. E. Bear. And I'm going to beat up Jimson, real good. Like this... pew, pew, pew!"


Series of tiny punches, into the air, hitting nothing. He stops and dances around


"See? I am the bestest fighter in the world! Jim doesn't stand a chance!"


Proceeds to start singing, We Are The Champions. Most of the words are wrong and a few lyrics involve peanut butter, for some weird reason. Then skips away mid-song, still singing.