Panzer is seen smiling, whistling in his dimension. He was happy, getting his point across, and he'd point to a clock, showing the future when Maverick reveals his promo to the masses. He just waited... and waited... and waited some fucking more until he was too angry with the boredom. So, he decided to think of something. A playmate for his eternal life. Maybe she'd help him out with his boredom!


"Well aren't you perfect!"

He begins to move all around her, closely examining her before smiling.

"You'll be a perfect companion! Let's go, baby!"

"You got it, Panzy!"

He opened up a portal and he grabbed her hand, leaping through it with her.

Flashes of the things they've done appeared to everyone's eyes. The sight of them fucking, of course. Which involved balloon animals, stuffed animals, stuffed animals with strap-ons, rubber ducks, rubber ducks with New York accents, rubber ducks with tattoos and Chicagoan accents, and Bill Murray.

There was time for other things, too. Like planet hopping to other places in the vast universes that he can access as well as their alternate dimension versions. However, he'd always skip the Baby People planet. Never wanting to come back after what happened to his only actual friend and the massive battle he had with the creature trying to dominate the dimensions. Could he bring his friend back? Probably. However, the same gods that gave Oswald his powers, the same powers he stole, kept the baby man's essence out of Panzer's reach, making it impossible for him to resurrect his friend, doing it as a lesson for the clown. Instead, they visited a planet where humanity were in places of animals and animals were the intelligent creatures discovering science and technology, with a twist. Unlike that pansy God humanity follows, this Yahweh, where his incarnation talking about how the meek will inherit the earth, the prey actually did. They ran the governments and forced the predators into being the laborers and a select few with high intelligence quotients to develop science and tech, with them keeping different breeds of humans. Black, white, brown, reddish-brown, "yellow". As well as forcing them to breed and create different types of humans. Just like the humans of Earth-001 do.

A planet where spiders ruled over the world, a planet where dinosaurs evolved with humans. A planet where everything was the size of ants. A planet full of literal shit. Which was discovered by Panzer by accident and kinda ruined the whole atmosphere for the relationship between the clowns. That is when the honeymoon period ended.

She began to berate Panzer at first. Calling him worthless, a piece of shit that nobody will ever love except her and even then she's starting to fall out of it if he didn't treat her better. Thing is, he was giving her the worlds, he was giving her dimensions. He was doing everything in his power to treat her well.

Years passed in that pocket dimension, where she dominated. She began to create things to fill out their "home". Then not long after, his face began to have bruises, his arms being bruised, his legs. Signs that she was beating him. She was even heard by his camera:

"I can't promise I won't get physical again. It's just, you make me so mad, that I just lose it, Panzy. You're the problem."

"What can I do, Baby? I'm doing what I can to try and treat you how you deserve."

"THAT PLANET MADE OF ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT WAS YOU TREATING ME HOW I DESERVE?!"

"THAT WAS YEARS AGO! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I thought you wanted to discover planets! That planet was unknown! I knew of the existence of a planet in that general area, I didn't know it was made of literal shit!"

"YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF, PANZY!"

Immediately she flew into a rage, and began to beat him, punching him in the stomach, in the chest, in the shoulders and neck, causing him to cough up blood. She then materialized a sharp as fuck knife, one that's usually made for cutting through tough flesh and preparing meat for meals. Panzer, still recovering from the blows, held up his hands to defend himself, and she immediately grabbed one and cut some of his fingers off, then she disappeared, leaving him to try and recover, to heal his fingers the best he could, which is perfection, but the pain he felt after was unbearable.

She'd come back to the pocket dimension, and she seemed calmer, seeing the blood on the "ground", seeing him shivering in fear and a bit of tears coming down his face.

"Oh grow the fuck up, Panzy. You're such a goddamn baby. I know I was fucking hitting you, I just don't know what the motions of my hands were, but you're fine, I didn't fucking hurt you, you little bitch. I know I wasn't punching you though. I was just hitting you."

He then stood up, and snapped his fingers, and she exploded into tiny pieces before disappearing away.

"Fucking hell, that Johnny Depp simulation is fucking nuts! Who woulda thunk that a woman can hurt someone so much if they're a gentleman. You human women are fucking insane sometimes, y'know that? I mean, humanity in of itself is fucking crazy, but it seems like in the right situations, or rather, wrong ones, women can be much worse than the men. This one... fuck...A bitch like this should be put out of their misery like the rabid animal they are. As should the men who do this shit. Basically, what I am saying humans, kill people who think they can control others with violence. They're not worth breathing the same oxygen as you or the rest of humanity.

What I'm saying is, Mav and I are going to destroy Atara and Geri. We're advocates, we're trying to get #JusticeForDepp. These crazy cunts are gonna defend Heard. Now that I've called them out, I bet they'll be like 'NUH UH!' or something. Watch. They're gonna be for the abuser and not for the abused, that's why we're gonna win. We have justice on our side!"