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Jim "the Jim" Jimson · (12-25-2019)

Jimson wakes up from his sleep. He was woken up by a voice on the speaker

This is your captain speaking, welcome to Wales don't leave any bags on the plane or in the airport, you will most likely lose any items that are inside your bags.............

Jim starts to tune out of the captain, he stands up, grabs his bags and heads out.

For all of his life, he had spent Christmas with his family, now he will spend it at work. It seems better than being with his family.

He walks around the streets of Bangor, looking for a good motel to stay in. He finds one after 1-2 hours.

Welcome sir.

Hi, I would like a room, do you have any available

Yes, we have a room available. We also have a Christmas party in the lounge rooms, a karaoke machine is set up AND we are showing the grinch, in the other room for your kids, that's if you have some

No thanks

Jim walks into the karaoke room. To see around 16 people singing the same old Christmas songs every fucking ad uses around Christmas.

Jim waits until one of the songs ends, then decides to make himself known

HEY! ALL OF YOU!

Your all a bunch of fucking losers. The only people who do karaoke are assholes who think they can sing but are just really shit. Now I'm going to go watch the grinch because that is a good fucking movie if anybody wants to join me and not be a complete fucking loser. Feel free.

Jim then walks into the grinch room. Hoping to watch a good movie. He walks into the room to see Thunder Knuckles in the place of the grinch taking a shit into a shoe.

Is this even legal?

I knew that the grinch was being remade, but I didn't know TK was in it

Jim walks over to the T.V and restarts to the movie to the annoyance of the 6-year-olds

Hey, I was watching that?

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YA MUM'S DRUNK, SINGING KARAOKE YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Jim slaps the child in the face, knocking him out. The other kids have no complaints about rewatching the movie after that.

As the film goes on, Jim realizes that this isn't just a grinch remake, but it's a promo. Then he sees Ben Kingsley on the screen, he then realizes that Ben is meant to be him. Jim fills with rage. Jim storms out of the grinch room and leaves to go to sleep early.

Jim tries to cool off, by watching some promos, he finds out that Peter Gilmour has posted his promo. He decides to watch it so he can find out, just what Petey had to say about him.

1 Peter Gilmour Promo later

Jim sets up a camera.

So. It seems like nobody even read my promo. Apparently Peter Mcdumb-ass AND TK didn't even bother to read it.

So, I let's start off with you, Thunder Knuckles. You talked about how the dolphins have been a real thorn in my side. They have been a key influence in my wrestling career, but recently my mother has shown that my family was simply manipulating everything around me, to think that it was dolphins. Dolphins are just stupid ass fish. They are nothing, but a waste of space. Dolphins are nothing, but a.

Jim notices a dark silhouette at his window. He pulls out his phone and takes a photo to try and see what's in the dark to try and calm his thoughts only to come to a horrifying realization.

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Jim throws his phone at the window, he sees the silhouette disappear, but he can hear the faint sound.........

Ek, Ek, Ek, Ek, Ek, Ek

Jim decides to leave his motel room, he walks into the grinch room to find nothing, but dolphins. He walks into the Karaoke room to find dolphins singing in their natural tongue.

He is surrounded

He finds himself having to go back to his room. He locks the door. He hears them, they are gaining in numbers. They are coming to get him.

Jim starts to panic.

He tries to message Discord, to get help, any bit of help.

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Jim messages discord, but it seems like people don't realize the severity of the situation.

Jim sees that Thunder Knuckles said that "Jasper was right"

Yes, Jasper, he can help. Jim draws a pentagram and starts playing Odd Future songs on Spotify.

Suddenly the door bursts open, but Jim's prayers worked, Jasper Dolphin arises from the pentagram

Oh you, mother fucking Bottlenose dolphins

Jasper starts to murder the dolphins

Jim in this dire moment decides to continue his promo

Let's talk about with TK first, you had Ben Kinglesly play me in the grinch remake. Now I know you're a smart man, I know that you know that Ben said in an interview that dolphins are his spirit animals. You know what you did. TK. I thought we respected each other. You made damn sure to cast Ben, a dolphin lover, to play me. You think your slick, don't you. I'm going to shove a pinecone up your arse TK and your going to like it. You fucking dolphin lover.

Now let's talk about Peter, Oh Mr. Super dick you fucking idiot. You have single-handedly proven just how much of a washed-up piece of shit you are. In your promo, you specifically said that I didn't put up a promo. You know, I tried to make myself look as good as possible and make you look as bad as possible, but YOU, Peter, you do my job for me. My promo is already up, this is my second.

In fact, here's the link,

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=35687

because apparently this old fuck can't figure out how to read. It must be dementia kicking in. I feel sorry for you and your family Peter, this is only the beginning, soon you're going to start forgetting more and more things like when your favorite T.V show starts, then you might forget that about a call you made earlier in the day and then you start forgetting about relatives and family members, You might even forget that you are an old washed-up manchild in his 50s that thinks that he is the same man he was in his 20s. I'm going to beat you Peter and your going to sit there and take it as I make a name for myself on top of legacy.

Now there's this guy called Micheal McBride in the match and in my last promo, I didn't bother talking about him. Now, why is that? It's simply because he's a nobody. He's apparently friends with Peter. That's what you are, your Gilmores buddy. I see that you've won a title or 2 in the past, but there are like 10 titles in the XWF and that's not counting the defunct ones. You don't got anything to say about me. I don't got much to say about you.

And then there is the Champ Fuzz, you know you really are somethin-

HEY! are you going to shut the fuck up and help me fight these dolphins off?

Jim looks over at Jasper, killing off dolphins, Jim reaches into his infinite amount of pinecones and starts throwing pinecones.

1 Hour later

Ok, I think that's all of them

Yeah, hopefully.

You know what I don't get?

If your family was behind the bottlenose dolphin shit, then why did they attack you, if you passed your family's test?

She didn't explicitly say they were behind ALL of it, she just said dolphins aren't trying to kill me. She could have just meant that time I got shot. Maybe the dolphin king is real.

Do you know where the dolphin king is?

Nah, man you going to have to figure that out on your own. I gotta go, I can't be in human form forever see you later.

Jasper transforms into a striped dolphin and teleports away.

Jim turns back to the camera

Anyway. Fuzz, you made a return to wrestling after a hiatus and now your back and in the thick of it. You won Lethal Lottery, you have a PPV named after you and were given a universal title shot, except you didn't take that match. You didn't want the match. You refused to take it. Why is that? Because you didn't believe you'd get here. You just wanted to relive the glory days, but then you started to win. You got a title match you won that title match. You felt like you were young again, You signed up for every show you could get your fingers into then somewhere along the line it suddenly hit you. The rush went away, you realized that you're not as good as you think you are, you realized that you never should have come back. You realized that you should have stayed at home and stayed in retirement, but now it's too late. You can't leave your too deep in and now you're stuck in a cage with 4 people who want to kick your arse. You're going to crash and burn Fuzz and I'm going to watch the embers grow minute by minute in the chamber, you're going to fall into a downward spiral into obscurity as you try to latch onto any bit of relevance, I can't wait for you to become nothing but Noah Jackson's sidekick.

Jim turns off the camera.

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