We see Jim in a line at an airport, he has about 17 people in front of him. What is he in line for? Why is he in line? Is he buying some food? I wonder where he is flying?
I wonder if he is going to bu-

What are you doing?

Oh, I'm the narrator, I narrate

What, no your not, there's no such thing as a narrator, just leave me alone ok?

Oh ok, The narrator slowly walks away in sadness

GO!

*Jim looks directly at the camera*

Hey, it's me, your friendly neighbourhood Jimson. Jim Jimson today I'm trying to go flying, but I had to make a stop in New York, and my flight got delayed, but I got a hotel, but since I was going to be staying a bit longer I decided to look around the store and found something that I just HAVE to pick it up. You see, I have an Ugly Christmas Sweater match, for the people that don't know what an ugly Christmas sweater match is just a tuxedo match, but instead of having to rip off a tux, you have to rip off your opponent's sweater. I'll be facing Donovan Blackwater.

From what I can tell, you are an antihero with superpowers and shit. You're super duper smart and slept with your friend's girlfriend. I fell like those 2 last things don't work very well together. Like how can you claim to be this super smart guy, when you fucked your friend's Girlfriend. You know what, I bet your one of those guys goes onto Reddit to talk about how Rick and Morty can only be experienced by people that have an IQ of at least 300.

Jim looks forward to see that he is at the front of the line. Jim pays $80 for some mysterious item. He is handed a box. Jim glances inside than looks away.

Holy fucking shit, go the fuck away

Fine, fine. I'll leave.

half an hour later

Ok, thank you for coming to my hotel on such short notice. I need you to model for a photo

Don't thank me, I literally am homeless. Thanks for giving me $12, I'll be able to buy some type of coat now.

Just put this on

Ok, Ok



Look at this it's great and when I say great I mean it is very, very ugly.

Just look at this beaut, right here. It has lights on it. Lights! and then it has garland os on it, how fucking obnoxious is that!

It goes from bright greens and reds to dull greys and blues, you can tell the person who made this tried to put effort into this then just fucking gave up.

It sounds like you don't want this, I think I'll take it if you're not going to

NO!

It's Perfection

Now that Jim had officially gotten his ugly Christmas sweater, he was ready to enter the match, would he be able to defeat Donovan, or will Donnie show up with an even more terrible sweater

Wait, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM GET OUT!

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn