Well hello again my friends, you know it occurs to me I never did tell ya'll the tale of why the Storm family wound up in a small town in Tennessee. So get into that bathroom, and make a couple of politicians.....wel.....l go on.... I'll just wait here, and guard the moonshine. Ok now throw an cedar log on the fire, and let's get to it.

It all started a long while back, when Brian's father got back from the war. He lived in the big city, Chicago to be more specific. Got himself set up well enough with a two flat apartment, and began interviewing for folks looking to move in and pay rent. After talking to what he believed to be a nice young couple looking to start a family he thought it was all coming together.

That is until he found out from the locals that the ''nice'' couple were not the ones that moved in at all. Instead a local gang moved in and set up shop. Well our hero Billy was not having it. His brother in-law insisted they wait outside for the police, but Bill was awful sore about the whole thing, and called a couple of war buddies over where they used shotguns like ol Bessy, and machetes.

They hacked and blew their way to the top floor and waited for the gangs leader, who by the way got there before the cops to no one in Chicagos surprise. When the dummy arrived all hootin, and hollarin like he was sure he was someone. Got to the top where he met the fury of old Bessy herself. Blew the fools left hand off.

Billy had to wrestle it away from the dog to give it to the ambulance after the law finally showed up, and it turned out that little milk drinker was someone, or at least was related to someone, because a couple of days later the FBI showed up, and explained the leader put a price on his head so he changed his last name to Storm, and was forced to relocate to Tennessee. Which is whare he met Brian's mother in G.E.D. classes, but that's a story for another day.


bRiaN, and the good DocktorTrust appear on the screen as it fades from darkness to being lit up. Well my friends it looks like it's time to set the T.H.U.G.S straight while we would be happy to get some coal to burn on the grill, we simply can't allow the leader of the misfit toys king Moonracer (Black), and the little daydreaming elf Hermey ( Tommy ) to out wrestle us. I mean what kind of message would that send? That any clowns from off the street can just walk in and decide they can do it if they just follow their dreams. Ignore all of your real world responsibilities and just do what ever you want there kiddos!?