Hey Ann Thraxx can you smell that???

Well The Rock can smell it honey so if you don’t mind shutting up them legs we may all be saved from the terrible fate or travelling to nosebleed land and eye-brows falling from our faces-ville. Damn girl now I understand the lyrics to smooth criminal, Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie, shit girl Are you ok because it smells like a part of you has died.

CRISPY STRIP BIATCH!

Even Wallace Witasick wants to help you.



Hey The Rock’s sorry if that was slightly rude but hell girl it doesn’t hurt to freshen up the garden once a while, at least a spring clean, I mean The Rock knows and everyone else in the world knows, you never want to hide your Strudel in a stinking trash can hole. That being said The Rock’s good buddy Dong would hide his anywhere.

He The Rock has made a good point. Have you let yourself go in confusion of think you had this date with the other half of the Schlong and Dong Collection?

No well I suggest you freshen up a bit because you’re not going to be rolling around that ring with my boy the Crimson Dong, no your gonna be grinding in that ring ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT SCHLONG!

IF YOU SMMMEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL... wait what is The Rock saying, you ain’t gonna smell nothing over your badly wrapped kebab Ann.

Sort it out!!!

I think that’s about enough of all that, I gotta go see a Dong about a Fat Bastard.

See you in just a few short days at Saturday Night “Rocks Gonna” Shove it up yo ass.

1 x X-Treme Champion (For about 40 seconds)