Jim "the Jim" Jimson
The man, the myth, the legend, the pin
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12-17-2019, 11:49 PM
Days before Saturday night Savage 12/14/2019 |
Jim wakes up and finds himself at a dining table, a dining table he always wanted to be apart of but wasn't allowed, it's the last dinning table he wants to be in front of now a days. The table could fit at least 10 - 17 people depending on if they squeezed in, but right now only 2 sit at it. Him and his Mother.
Well, look at little Jimmy. Waking up from his nap, are you okay my little boy.
What's wrong? you don't want to talk to your sweet old mamma?
Jim tries to move but finds himself unable to lift his arms, he's tied down to a chair
Are you scared? Are you worried? I feel like something is bothering you.
Is it regret for killing a loved one? A loved that was a massive part of why you are wrestling?
Is it the fact that that loved one is dead in a basement that is leaving you in silence? Or is it that fact that you killed that loved one that is bothering you?
Because it bothers me quite a lot, if I say so myself
Let me go.
Oh, you want to be let go, is that it?
Mamma rises from her seat
You know, me and your father were married for 37 years. We have gone through thick and thin together, we were inseparable, just like the priest said at our wedding.
"May you stay together, till death do you part"
You sent us apart. I knew he was going to die first, he practically gave up his health to be a star in the Australian indy scene, but I never thought he would die from his own son.
I'd say that that, is something unforgivable for someone to do.
Mamma grabs a knife of the table and slowly walks over to Jimson
This is it, Jim thinks he's going to die at the hands of his own mother.
Jim thinks back on how he ended up in this situation. He remembers back to when he pledged to fight for the dolphins, he remembers back to when he was almost hanged by his cousin but was accidentally saved by the dolphins that hated him. He remembers back to when he "killed" his cameraman. He remembers to when he actually killed his camera-man. He remembers getting shot by a dolphin man. Then he remembers bludgeoning father's head in.
His mother is right above him and then, cuts him loose. confusion runs over Jimson.
Congratulations.
I..... Don't understand
You passed the test.
What?
This will help you.
Mamma walks over to a closet and pulls out a dolphin mask
This really doesn't help.
You were never attacked by dolphins, it was simply us in masks
Dolphins aren't trying to kill you. When you said that the dolphin man was a man in a mask, you were right on the money.
Jim wants to say something, but can't bring himself too, everything he's done, he's has been wrestling for 4 months and all that time his family was controlling him. If they were the ones who shot him that meant they were behind all the dolphin stuff, right? No matter how far away he was, his parents would find a way to control his life. He stood up and left, the widows home. Knowing he has to catch a plane to Quebec. In a couple of days.
Moments after Jimson's match at Saturday night Savage 12/14/2019 |
Jim walks backstage and finds his phone buzzing. He picks it up to find someone calling him. He picks it up
Hello
Guess who?
What do you want?
I'm here to talk, obviously, what do you think I called you for?
About what? How I beat a rookie who barely knows what he's doing or how a beat a half-asleep Brain Lance, how my win was undeserved tell me. TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT!
What's wrong? I just wanted to call in and congratulate you. Do you think I'm a monster ready to destroy any hope that you gain? Do you hate me? Do you wis-
You talk too much
Jim hangs up the phone and blocks the number. He goes on the XWF website to distract himself and finds some promos have been uploaded. 3/5 of the X - Treme chamber match has been unloaded. He finds it a good time to upload a promo.
Jim sets up a camera and gets ready to record.
So, it seems like a couple people don't like me. It seems like a lot of people believe I'm about to get destroyed walking into this. Hell, Mr. super dick told me to not show up and just stay home. When I enter this match I will be standing tall and I'm going to shake your hand, Petey. Then I'm going to hit you flat in the face with a long, thick and juicey pinecone that I have just in store for you. I'm the Heavymetalweight champion and I'm proud of it. I saved this title from old-timers like Chasm and K - Money and brought it out of Part-timer hell. I saved this great title, so when you insult this title, you insult me. Let's talk about you Peter, you sure have accomplished quite a lot in your career. You've won every title there is to win (not including anarchy), but just because you've won title after title, you said that I don't deserve to be in the ring with you. If Mike Tyson showed up in a boxing ring, do you think he's going to beat Deontay Wilder, NO! because even though he has accomplished alot, he's out of his prime and just isn't as young like he used to be.
Everyone thinks i'm going to be crushed in this match, even guys who arn't even in my match, when mastermind was drawing the competitors, he laughed when I was pulled out. He found it so funny that he was unable to say my name properly. Man, you should have seen Jam Jamson's face when he heard mastermind call his name. Complete shock. Even Fuzz thinks i'm going to lose, hell he thinks I fuck dolphins.
Fuzz, you really are something. You say that anyone who watches my promos are . Well, It's safe to say that the XWF, supports , because our T.V champion, Noah Jackson is a . Noah Jackson has liked 2 promos of mine which means he not only watches my promos but likes them too, It's must be hard having to raise a child that is 'special' It takes alot of strength Fuzz. You definitely arn't a fuckhead that can't be bothered to get off his arse to do ANY bit of research. You know what that shows he? Your not taking this match seriously, I am. Your going to find out how searious I am in a week.
A man walks past Jimson
Hey, Hey where are you going. Can I ask you something? What's your name?
My name is Geo-
You come off as a Shawn to me. Shawn have you seen any my promos?
Yes, I've seen a couple, im names not sh-
Oh, really wow, that's so so cool.
Jim kicks 'Shawn' in the balls then throws him at a wall head first
Oh no. Look at you, you banged your head on the wall. I guess, that is simply what happens when you watch my promos, sorry Shawn, no Shawn im not sorry, I don't like guys named Shawn, that's an annoying name. It stinks of a drug fueled, rapper trash, low life, piece of shit losers. You deserve to feel pain.
Jim looks up at the camera.
Oh, I forgot about this, Fuzz you said that i'm out of your league, you said that you've never seen any of my promos, and to be honest, i'm not surprised, you are a pathetic, old man. I wouldn't expect you too, your too busy listening to music on the radio and getting angry at how all the songs are shit and how back in your day only real music was on the radio. You can pretend to see me as a pathetic loser whos below you, but you see me as a threat, you see me as a reminder that your not getting younger, Im reminding you about the fact that there are always going to be new stars coming in and ready to take you on. I represent the future and your scared of that. Also you stole my cereal brand, Jim 'Os you son of a BITCH! Did you think I wouldn't notice your sick cunt 'Os. My lawyers are going to keep in touch with you. If I can afford them.
and then we got TK. Your a good talent and have a strong future, we deputed at the same show and now 4 months later we enter the chamber, if I lose, I hope you win, but if it's down to you and me, something that is most likely not going to happen, but if it does, don't think just because I gave you the great pinecone of Victoria, i'm going to let you pin me.
Jim goes over to the camera and turns it off.
7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion
XWF record
8-12
Universal record 13-24
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Hey
You wanna see my cool new banner
Well.....
Here it is
What... you don't like it
Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch
You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins
During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.
oh wait
they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn
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