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Jim "the Jim" Jimson · (11-04-2019)

The camera turns on with Jim Jimson once again sitting in a chair with a crappy, swinging light-bulb being the only lighting
Hey, it's me again. Let's just get the elephant out of the room.

The camera turns around to see an elephant, being herded out of the building

Anyway, My whole 'never been pinned thing' is over thanks to VV and Socio, but it took 4 matches to get pinned, and it took you, only one match to be pinned.

You said that you were double teamed in your match. Mate, you were attacked by Thunder knuckles and PETER GILMORE, that's not a double team, that's a 1.25 team, and if you round that off, it's a single team. Thus you weren't double-teamed.
Ps. peter is trash

"Kris," said that he had my "number" and that my "drug-addiction" was going to mean, that you would defeat me. First of all what and WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! AND EVEN WORSE YOU CALLED ME AMERICAN HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CALL A TRUE BLUE AUSTRALIAN, AMERICAN!

You really have no idea what you are talking about, huh, at least "he" doesn't know what he's talking about. In the promo Melanie made about me, she said almost the exact thing. She said that, she had my number and that my drugs will ruin me". You have both said the same thing, this has lead me to believe that Anothony the Jerk writes your entire promo. This tells me that Mr. "Not a threat" is just saying that to cover his arse. He's separating himself from the Misfits, just in case, it doesn't come out to profitable.

Kris, I am talking directly to you right now. Get. Out. Of. Your. Misfits. Contract. Now. Anthony is already trying to separate himself from you, making sure to show that you are seen as the lesser of the two by assigning Melanie to help you with promos and since he's the one who writes the promos that means he wanted people to know that you need help to do promos.

He is showing that you are weak, he's getting ready to cut you. I would get out of that contract of yours and try to save you career before it is too late, but I know you're not going to do a damn thing about it. You're not going to quit, your too prideful. You won't quit now because I was the one who told you to. Someone who you think is a lesser opponent.

I would like to point out the fact that you have no fucking counterpoint against MY WHOLE PROMO! You had no idea what to say, all you were able to say was that you are aren't angry. You said that I rely on drugs, which is a gross lie made up to vilify me! I only did cocaine ONCE! I've never done it since! but you try to make a mould into a mountain, you have tried to make up a flaw, in me because you haven't found any. Even if I did do drugs that doesn't seem like much of a disadvantage, Our Universal champion openly admits that he does crystal methamphetamine so if he can become champion with an addiction, I can most certainly beat you, Kris.

Then you said something that was really, really, REALLY, ANNOYING!

You! called me! crazy. Crazy, can you believe that? It's crazy to call me crazy. I am not talking to the dolphins they are talking to me! they are trying to take over the world, they would have taken over by now if I wasn't killing them by the hundreds. Let me just remind you, that the last time someone called me crazy, they didn't walk away with a face. So I if I was you, Kris, I would do one thing, buy a bunch of avocados because they are one hell of a superfood.

Jim walks away from the camera

Oh and by the way, I was such a great Heavymetalweight Champion that, when I lost the most prestigious title in wrestling, the space-time continuum broke when I lost to Vita, that is why I still have the title, but Vita also has the title, it created 2 HMW titles, because it couldn't believe I would lose it. Or does management not care that much about the HMW title.
It has to be the space continuum one

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