Our champion, Thunder Knuckles is seen standing inside an aircraft wearing a red skydiving suit, black helmet, and goggles.

So, it turns out I opted in for a fucking charity event. Fucking charity? Fuck charity! The last time I did a Charity for free was in the 11th grade and that bitch said she was pregnant. Lying whore!

The cargo door of the aircraft opens

Thunder Knuckles doesn't work for fucking free!

Thunder Knuckles grabs his cameraman by his shirt collar and jumps out of the plane. As the wind is passing beside him and the cameraman's body Thunder Knuckles begins to speak

If you think I'm gonna go to the Bahamas and work for free your sorely mistaken! So someone better cough up some fucking xbux or I won’t work the match. Centurion! I'm talking to you, buddy! I won't be waving my appearance fee! I'm expecting to hear back from you soon.

By the way, you should head on down to Floyd’s Chrysler Dodge in Austin, Texas and pick yourself up a new ride with 0% apr for the first year and see why more people are choosing Floyd’s Chrysler Dodge in Austin, Texas TODAY!

Thunder Knuckles pulls his ripcord as soon as he says the word "today". We see him floating back down to the earth gracefully like a badass American bald eagle. While the cameraman gets farther and farther away until finally…


SPLAT!

Ya understand I normally get paid X350 per appearance. However, This matter of payment resolves my issue. I'd like to thank Centurion for not letting the card fall apart and for giving the fans in the Bahamas a great show.

You sound like a man that's all about the dolla dolla billz yo, and I can respect that.

I wonder... Are you up for doing something a little nasty for some extra scrilla? Are you willing to get deep into the shit and get those hands durdy for some exxxtra bux?

I mean, is it really dirty when you're trying to be a top earner here in XWF? Doesn't matter what it is depending on the price tag of course.

(09-24-2019, 11:21 AM)Thunder Knuckles Said: I mean, is it really dirty when you're trying to be a top earner here in XWF? Doesn't matter what it is depending on the price tag of course.

King Of extortion himself, willing to whore himself out for the dough. I see where you coming from Knuckles, first you tell the Centurion to pay you to appear at a charity show (over title that you managed to burn Dyson in no less) to accepting bribes over a guy who told Steve Justice to knee Hanari in the dick...


Welp, I can't hate on a guy like you. You do you, my money grubby friend. Also, i'll be rooting for you brutalize the shit out of Dyson and others in that match in the Bahamas.

(09-24-2019, 11:21 AM)Thunder Knuckles Said: I mean, is it really dirty when you're trying to be a top earner here in XWF? Doesn't matter what it is depending on the price tag of course.

"Hah! Newbie."