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~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · (06-08-2013)

Clip 1: Down N Dirty with EZ-PZ and Dar Dar
Status: Deleted
Reason: Excessive, explicit, illegal sexual content

We apologize for the inconvenience but the previously advertized footage with Dean McGovern's brother and sister has been removed by the XWF's quality assurance department. This is an extremely rare measure to be taken only in the most serious of occurrences such as when the obscene content is so plentiful that to censor it by blurring or cutting it out would reduce the quality to unwatchable. We're being told that in order for “Down N Dirty with EZ-PZ and Dar Dar” to air, the editing crew would have needed to remove about 95% of the actual rolling footage and would need to blur out most of the screen for the entirety of the remaining 5% of footage.

Clip 2: Some Face Time with Dean McGovern
Status: Trimmed
Reason: Inappropriate introductory scene had to be removed in its entirety due to reasons that cannot be disclosed at this time.

The scene picks up with Dean McGovern closing a door behind him as he exits a room; possibly a bedroom as he seems to be inside of a fairly normal looking house. From inside the room the muffled sounds of laughter can be heard. The voices sound like a young boy and girl but no words can be made out. Dean's got a shiteating grin across his face and wiggles his eyebrows up and down. He puts his finger up to his lips and tiptoes away from the room, down the hall and down some steps into a large dining room area.

“Well now that we know each other on a little more of an intimate level I can tell you something else...”

*** censors remove 1:23 of footage ***

“...but enough about that. Let's talk about XWF Saturday Shove It.”

Dean sits back in a recliner and puts the foot rest up to get a little more comfortable.

“I hear Zayne Vyper is going to some correctional facility to meet with some guy who is convicted of murdering little girls and raping grandmothers. That's his idea of setting up to try and take the X-Treme Title from me. What's this guy's major malfunction? Does he argue with himself in his own head about weather or not he's a wrestler in a wrestling company? My question is how did the argument go that somehow resulted in him deciding that it would benefit him to meet with an incarcerated psychopath? I really wish he would've had cameras rolling during that because I'd love to see the back and forth he had with himself before coming to such a conclusion.”

“Zayne Vyper is the kind of guy who lets his ego do his talking and his walking for him. He did it with Gilmour and look how phenomenally that worked out for him. In fact, I want to take this opportunity to do something that I've seen some of the other XWF talents doing and I want to show the world some of Zayne Vyper's recent comments. It seems to be a 'thing' here in the XWF to be able to play clips of stupid things your opponents have said and then directly comment on them, so I'm going to put on my big boy panties and have my first go at it...”

Dean waves his hands up and down at the camera, wiggling his fingers and going “oooooo, ahhhhhhh” until some special effects kick in and turn the scene all swirly. The scene spins and appears to get 'flushed' away, leaving a new scene in its place. It's a shot of Zayne Vyper talking about his then-upcoming match with Peter Gilmour.

“Here we go!”

Dean's words echo over the footage and the excitement in his voice could be compared to a small child winning a coupon for a year of free ice cream...

Rolling Footage: Zayne Vyper - 06/05/2013 (just three days ago!)

Quote:Gilmour, everyones been asking me..

'How does it feel to have your first real challenge?..'
'Do you think you'll be able to make the jump up?..'
'Do you think he'll win?'..

The same ridiculous, moronic questions everywhere I go.. and I give them all the same answer..

Am I scared of Peter Gilmour? Hell NO.
Do I think Peter Gilmour will beat me? Double Hell NO.
Will Zayne Vyper go onto win the Wild Card tournament?.. Wait.. nobody has asked that. Yeah! As stupid as it sounds nobody has!

Dean's laughter can be heard very clearly toward the end of Zayne's final comment there.

“Too funny! Let me give the answers you SHOULD HAVE been giving to those questions, blondie.”

“To the question of: 'How does it feel to have your first real challenge?'
Zayne's answer should have been: 'It's pretty intimidating and I'll probably lose but I'm still going to walk out to that ring like I'm the biggest baddest thing going today.'”

“To the question of: 'Do you think you'll be able to make the jump up?'
Zayne's answer should have been: 'There's nowhere for me to jump up to because I'm already the biggest ego on the roster, so no I don't think I can make the jump up; whatever that means...'”

“To the question of: 'Do you think Peter Gilmour will win?'
Zayne's answer should have been: 'I don't think; I know. I might talk a big game on the outside but on the inside I'm a smart man who argues with himself regularly. All day long I've been arguing with myself about HOW Gilmour will beat me, but never once did either side of my brain argue about whether he'd win or not.'”

“To the question of: 'Will Zayne Vyper go onto win the Wild Card tournament?'
Even Zayne himself knew this one: 'Nobody was stupid enough to even ask the question!'”

“See if you had given better answers to those questions just a few days ago, then here where you stand today you wouldn't have to feel so freakin' embarrassed... ya feel me, dawg? I mean I know it's the manly thing to talk a big game and walk down the hallway like your shoulders are the widest in all the land but there comes a time when you finally have to accept reality for what it is. If Zayne had taken the realistic approach toward his match with Peter Gilmour instead of just assuming he was going to win......then maybe his loss wouldn't have hurt him so bad. I know you all probably thought I was going to say maybe Zayne could have won, but no we know that was never going to happen. He could have eased up the sting of the loss though, just a little bit.”

“Maybe Zayne should listen to the fans a little better, and by that I mean pay attention to what they're NOT asking him. Zayne himself admits they never asked if he was going to win the Wild Card tournament and they're ALSO not asking if he's going to beat Dean McGovern this weekend. Why is that? Because they already know the answers.”

“Meanwhile I bet Zayne still doesn't even realize that while he's been losing steam and losing traction, I've been doing nothing but winning. The XWF might as well rename me Charlie Freakin' Sheen because it seems like every corner I turn it's another big win for this Moxley Virus.”

“Let's compare the last week of action between Zayne Vyper and myself, eh?”

“Subject A: Zayne Vyper
1) Lost to Peter Gilmour
2) Gave up even trying to win any of the 24/7 titles

Subject B: Dean McGovern
1) Won XWF's 24/7 X-Treme Title
2) Beat peanut allergy attack
3) Beat child molestation charges (not easy!)”

“So let's call up a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon so we can try to get to the bottom of this McGovern-Vyper situation; who the hell's the better man? We better throw Zayne Vyper a partner to help him out since he appears to be in a lot of need, but wait the surprise partner is ALSO on my side. Whoopsie! The guy who is walking into the match as a champion and who is coming fresh off a hot string of WINNING is also the man WITH the partner in his corner for this handicap match?”

“Baby I tell ya I can only think of one solitary thing to say about that!”

“Sucks to be Zayne!”

Dean reaches forward and cups the camera lens with his palm, snuffing out our view just like he's about to snuff out Zayne Vyper's career.

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