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B.O.B. D · **04-08-2019, 10:10 AM**

(The scene opens up to a camera following Big D after his loss on Saturday night. He's walking down the hallway backstage, a look of rage in his face. We follow him to the lockeroom, where there's a few random jobbers sitting around chitchatting. Big D goes over to a locker, breathing heavily, as he just stands there staring at it. The camera zooms in over his shoulder and we see him staring at a piece of rust.)

"Rust?.......... "

(Big D swings his right fist at the locker, putting a dent in the door where the rust is. In doing so, we see blood left on the locker and dripping down from a wound on his hand. He then swings at it again with his left hand, denting the locker more and causing THAT hand to bleed as well. At this point, the jobbers have not only stopped their conversation, but sneakily got the hell out of the area, not wanting to be around to feel the wrath of Big D.)

"EDWARD..........."

(Big D walks over to one of the folding chairs of one of the jobbers, folds it, and begins to smash it against the locker with as much force as he possibly can. While this is going on, Steve Sayors slowly and cautiously makes his way into the lockeroom. Despite seeing the rage Big D is in, Sayors decides it might be a great time for an interview.)

Sayors: "Ex.... Excuse me, B-Big D?"

(Big D stops his tantrum for the moment, dropping the chair to the ground with a big *THUD* He then turns to face Steve Sayors, his face redder than a bottle of ketchup, his face dripping with perspiration. Big D does NOT look amused.)

Big D: "What?! They ask you to interview me about that crap that happened out there?"

(Steve Sayors, unfamiliar with Big D and his rage, shakes with dear if what could happen to him, but he slowly nods anyway. He lifts the mic towards Big D, who bursts out with his emotions.)

Big D: "Well let me tell you something, Steve, you and the rest of the world BETTER not let what just happened impact the way you look at Big D! You have eyes, the audience has eyes, and everyone who used them could see the truth of my 'loss'...."

(Big D uses air quotes to discredit the fact that he was pinned earlier.)

Big D: "EDWARD......... Ugh......... EDWARD, that gay combination of Encino Man meets Twilight........ You SAW he was under the ring, right?!?!

Sayors: "Yes, Big D, you are correct. I saw EDWARD distract you for a split second before Tate hit you with the Soul Sucker......"

(An infuriated Big D grabs the mic out of Steve Sayors' hand and gets up in his face.)

Big D: "You should've shut your mouth after the words 'EDWARD distract you......' because therein lies the fact of the matter: my match with Tate was tainted and therefore INVALID! You can look at the books, or the ref's final decision, but the truth is I only 'lost' because of that Neanderthal's presence! He had no business being there and I got sca-REWED........"

(Big D walks up to the locker he's pretty much destroyed, and points to the dented rust spot.)

Big D: "It wasn't rust that cost me my victory, it wasn't a lack of training and effort, it was EDWARD.......... fucking EDWARD......."

(Big D hands the mic back to Steve, in an attempt to be left alone, but Sayors thinks it'd be smart to push Big D's buttons with more questions.)

Steve Sayors: "Could it be because you took his shiny from him? Do you think he wanted to exact some sort of revenge for that?"

(Big D looks ready to kill Steve Sayors, but instead he puts his hand to his forehead and takes a few deep breaths. He collects himself before responding.)

Big D: "First off, I don't think EDWARD can even produce thought, but maybe some sort of primitive instinct made him FEEL that was the right thing to do? I don't know. He ended up getting it back from Kid Fool after I didn't bother to kick out of HIS pin, so I would THINK everyone could be professional after that, but I guess not."

Sayors: "Big D, you have your chance for vengeance at Wednesday Night Warfare, but you will also have another opponent in Jake Avery; is it possible this beef with EDWARD could give Avery the same kind if advantage Genie Tate had against you?"

Big D: "Not a chance in hell. You see, the difference here is I EXPECT EDWARD, I'm preparing for him. The match was announced a Triple Threat match, not a one on one with interference by another; so there is nothing that can get Big D this time. I do want to get my hands on EDWARD, which I will be GUARANTEED in this match, but moreso I want to win. That's how you move up the ranks, climb the card to the REAL spots that matter; and that's what I'm gonna do! Jake Avery, you might want to get a piece of EDWARD as bad as I do, because whatever anger I have is going in the ring Wednesday Night, and whether it's him or you, the wrath of Big D will be in full force that night. And that ain't no story, it's the Cold, Big D Truth!!!!!!"

(Big D takes a few more deep breaths, then turns and walks out of the camera shot. Steve Sayors takes his own deep breaths, relieved that Big D didn't harm him. All of a sudden Big D runs back into the shit with a HUUUUUUGE clothesline that sends Sayors into a full 360 in the air. The scene then fades to Big D standing over him, laughing sadistically.)

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