THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY CHRIS LEGEND

A blank screen appears on the X tron, then a movie countdown begins..

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And now the world premier of a Legend.......

Chris Legend appears on screen sitting on his plush bed, sized for a king. He sits, leg proped up, still in his bath robe. He looks at the camera and places the glass of expensive wine hes drinking on the table to his left.

In the background three very beautiful women lie in bed fast asleep.....

Chris Legend: What to do, what to do.....
What doesa man who has everything do with his spare time? Besides fishing on the coasts of Europe, or going whereever the hell i want in my private jet. Well, the answer to that is simple, I make everyone who stands in the way of my goal. The goal of becoming champion.

Right now theres only one trashy, lower class, parasite doing so, and his name is John Madison.

John you really souldnt let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash, it could be bad for your health. But, on the other hand ill give you credit fo doing exactly what i would have done. If i saw someone who overshadows me, someone who could buy your very life with the swipe of a card, just to prove to the world that im not a washed up has been. Yeah, I too would throw rocks at the throne, I too would attempt to look Satan himself in the eyes...

But, enough of you, your wallet is'nt deep enough to continue to go back and forth....

You might strike fear in others but, you just dont impress me....
Your in ring ability is for lack of better words,a Boring.....

But, Take this as your warning you pathetic excuse for a XwF superstar, if you ever, and i do mean EVER fix your lips to say anything more about my parents again......

Lets just say your going to need more then an ambulance to carry your sorry ass out of that ring.

Try me.....

Why, you ask....

Thats simple....

BECAUSE, I CAN!!!!!

The camera cuts, and Chris Legend picks up his glass and takes a drink.
He walks ove to his open window overlooking the pacific. As he thinks to himself....

The XwF really has no idea just what they've unleashed. I cant wait to shock the world, and Introduce myself to the XwF fans in person.......
Life Is good....

Feels good to be a Legend.........