Hello, and welcome to my final professional wrestling promo. I am Alejandro 'El Pantera' Rivera, a 33 year old journeyman wrestler. In 1999 I was fourteen years old when a young man named George opened the doors of the XWF. That was back in the days where relics such as The Brand roamed the XWF world. The George era didn't last to long because soon Jonathyn Brown took control over the X-Treme Wrestling Federation.

Now that time last for around 11 years! Yes, folks, 11 years. During that time we saw such stars emerge as Bigg Rigg John Gambino, Superballs, Clowns R us, Kore, Gravy, Lee Stone, Psyko Stevo, Cyren, and the list could go on and on. However, other smaller stars emerged whom nobody remembers, but...the true historians of the sport.

Those stars are 'Stunning' Sean Parker who went through many gimmick and nickname changes. Others arrived after him, and that's when Anarchy and Massacre split into two shows, Sean soon left the XWF, and Paul Roach (a relative) appeared in his place. Roach lasted a while, but after competiting at 05/05/05 in the Anarchy Vs. Massacre match. He kind of slipped out.

So, in 2007 a whole new group of stars appeared, when Impact became a show. That's where @jamesravenxwf appears, along with Jack Nation, Eric Anderson, and several other myths, that are actually correct. The quit-a-thon was a real thing, Hawaiian Hardhead singing dumb ass songs over XWF's radio station were real. Hell, even Jack Nation beating Dynamic Dynamite, Cyren, and then losing to Bigg Rigg were real.

Jack was my hero. I had already been wrestling for four years when the man appeared. He was brilliant, but just couldn't get over the hump. It was a shame the way the XWF treated him. So, he competed for several more years, but took a sabatacle and went to other promotions...

So now I'm here in the XWF. Yes, I made it to where the legends once stood. Superballs, Kore, Lee Stone, the Chris Benoit of e-fedding Christian Connolly (he was caught cheating, but was actually a really good writer). So, I showed up after seventeen years of wresting to the pinnacle of the sport. I was so pleased, so honored, so...words can't even describe it!

I lost...to Abigail Monroe, a couple other bozo's, Vita Valenteen, Drezdin, and Kid Kool. How the fuck was I going to lose against Drezdin? The guy fucking sucks! I did though. I also lost to Kid Kool...in the same night. I wanted to hang myself! I found I was to tall. So, I spoke with 'Loverboy' Vinnie Lane over Twitter and advised hi that I would retire after fighting Zach Scott.

That's where we are now. It's now 05:56 PM on 3/12 Local time. I have exactly one more day until Zach Scott and I step in the ring. We wrestle, and I walk away for good.

...hell of a way to end a career...fucking Zach Scott....what a fucker.

Anyway, for real I wanted to give out a shoutout to all the new guys and ladies arriving in the wrestling industry and encouraging everybody to try your hardest, do your best, and never give up...VIVA! EL PANTERA!