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Alex Shawn · (06-03-2013)

"Alex, The boat stopped I think we're finally here."

"How long have we been in this damn crate!"

"I think it's only been about a month and a half."

"We've been eating bread and whatever that shit is in the corner that I refuse to eat for a month and a half now?! I am in NO MOOD TO WRESTLE!"

"Hopefully they won't make us wrestle right away."

"These bastards are ruthless. They probably will make us wrestle almost as soon as we get off this damn boat."

"I am beyond exhausted A bed and A shower would be the best things ever right now."

"It sounds like they are rounding up the other "guests"

"God dammit."

"AYE wankas! c'mon get ya arses up here."

"Fuck off..."

"Don't smart mouth me or I'm gonna make you wrestle first."

Alex and Brandon get in line behind at least 40 other people leading up to a decently big Village. There are 8 guards watching the guests with blow darts getting ready to shoot anyone who attempts to make a break for it.

"What are they doing up there?"

"I think they're putting tags on them?"

"Fuck that! I don't want to fucking tag on me. They're going to have to knock me out if they think i'm gonna let them put a tag on me!"

"Just go with it. I don't want to see my best friend get killed in front me."

After several tagging's later Alex and Brandon took their tags and went to their chambers which was a 8x9 room. Every room looked the exact same and were directly next to each other. The room walls were hallow so everyone could hear everything their neighbors were doing

"Kwaku Kupata yangu Wamarekani"(Kwaku get me the Americans)

Kwaku goes to get Alex and Brandon.

"Americans come with me Prince Oluchi wants to see you."

"Oh great looks like we're up Brandon"

Alex and Brandon approach Oluchi on his throne made from the finest Wick.

"Wewe mbili kuangalia njaa tunaweza kulisha wewe kama wewe kupata yangu baadhi ya matunda Parunga"(You two look hungry we can feed you if you get me some Parunga fruit)

"He wants you two to retrieve some Parunga Fruit from the Deep Dark forest of Dhlinza. That is the only forest with The Parunga fruit in it. oh and warning there are 65 types of birds there. Some are dangerous some are not. He also wants 5 Parunga fruits."

"This should be FUN!"

"Kumtwanga!"(Hit Him!)

SMACK!

'What the Fuck was that for!?"

"Go! get the damn Parunga Fruit!"

An African man drives up to shore to pick up Alex and Brandon and then take them to the Deep Dark forest of Dhlinza. The Drive took at least 20 minutes since it is on it's own separate island.

"Ok Alex this is when we prove our manliness and how tough we really are. First we need to make weapons."

"What do the Parunga fruit even look like?"

"That's a good question...Maybe it's the only one that doesn't look familiar."

"Brandon we're in AFRICA!!! this place is fucked up!"

"Good point. I guess we can just take every type of weird lookin' fruit and ask which ones a Parunga fruit and what's not."

"We need five... How are we gonna find five of each fruit on this whole god damn island?!"

"I don't know...we're screwed aren't we...."

"Not necessarily. Maybe it is the tastiest fruit! because why else would a prince want it? it has to be really good. We could take a little snip out of each fruit and test which fruit is the tastiest."

"That could work or...That's it...that very large fruit on the biggest tree."

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"Well fuck...How are we gonna get those?"

"I have no idea."

A dangerous group of human like birds start to fly towards them.

"What the fuck kinda birds are those?!"

"Don't move...those are Denords. They are very human like. they are blind but they have very good senses. oh they are also very deadly."

"You've gotta be kidding? how do you know this?"

"It's called school Alex. I took some very interesting classes in college. One being Exotic birds. Don't ask."

"I fucking hate birds..."

TO BE CONTINUED...

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