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06-03-2013, 10:24 AM
And finally we come to Nightmare...
I was in the kitchen getting something to drink, when I hear a knock at my door. I set down my glass of water and proceed towards the door. In passing the living room, you can see Kyle on his laptop looking for something on YouTube. I stop and look for a second.
What are you looking for now?
I was looking for that song that's playing during the Man of Steel trailer.
Why?
It has a cool beat to it. It might work for my intro.
I'm telling you, you need to ask Paul first before you get too into all this. Besides...
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!
Yeah I'm coming, hold on.
I rush over to the door to answer it. I come to find it's Thraxx coming back from the bar. She looks like she actually had not drank anything, at least any alcohol. She proceeded to let herself in, walking past me heading for the living room.
OK, this has been bugging me. Who is this guy anyways?
Oh, that's Kyle. He's my younger brother.
Yeah that makes more sense now. I could have sworn I'd seen him before.
Well yeah we used to wrestle together in the past. He's actually thinking about coming back into the business.
Oh really, that might actually be cool. What did Paul say about it?
I never said he was for sure.
You know I can talk for myself.
Right, Kyle this is Ann Thraxx. She's on the Shove It roster, but she tends to float around the other two shows.
So what exactly is this right here?
Kyle makes a open-hand motion moving between myself and Thraxx. He has a questionable look on his face, wondering what our "deal" is.
Does that really make much difference right now?
So you two are fucking.
Yep, we sure are. In the basement, in back alleys, on the roof of my car, wherever I can since I'm such a SLUT!
OK OK, calm down.
How about we just get back to the game.
Thraxx goes and sits in an adjacent chair to the couch, not taking her dark cold eyes away from Kyle's direction. I take a seat on the couch in front of the computer and Kyle gets up and walks towards the board for the second time. He grabs the marker and turns towards me.
Alright, now it's time to do Nightmare. Is there enough material on him?
Yeah, he just had a title match with Senator at High Stakes. Plus he's had these "eerie" promos leading up to his match.
OK, so how many matches has he had.
Yeah, um...well its just the one he had at High Stakes.
Really? Then how exactly are we suppose to do this then. Normally we need at least two matches to go off of.
I have an idea?
You don't even know what were doing.
So, it seems like a stupid game to begin with.
Maybe for you, since your IQ probably matches your bra size.
I let out a small chuckle, before retracting myself after looking at Thraxx. She didn't seem to be very amused with my brother right now. So, I figured it might be a good idea to just head to the bar and get some booze into their systems. Maybe that way we could avoid a cat fight in the middle of the day.
OK, how about we just head to the bar. Maybe we need a more sociable setting so you guys can get to know each other.
I doubt this guy could hold himself up after one shot.
You would be surprised there little girl.
Do I look that little to you?
Thraxx proceeded to grab her breast, lift and press them together, extenuating their size to correct Kyle on his point. Kyle and myself in any obvious way, looked at the "little" show without hesitation. After a few seconds, Kyle opened his mouth to make his response.
I stand corrected. But I'm pretty sure I can last longer then you think.
Alright pretty boy, lets see if you can back up your words.
As Kyle and Thraxx stand from their chairs and walk towards the door, I get up and stop them.
Hey, what about this. We never did our evaluation on Nightmare.
Kyle looks and me, followed by Thraxx, and back to me. He then walks towards me and crosses his arms.
OK, let's watch his match and have a rebuttal. That way we can go have some drinks.
Lets play the match.
I jump onto Kyle's computer and pull up the European title match from High Stakes. After about fifteen minutes, I stand up at the board and grab my marker. I look at both Thraxx and Kyle...
What word shall we give him as for his performance?
Thraxx stands up and walks towards myself and the board. She reaches for my marker and pulls the lid off with her teeth. She proceeds to write a word on the board and replace the cap to the marker. She then places the marker on the table and grab my hand.
I think that sums it up don't you think guys?
I would think so.
Yep, you guys ready?
Yeah lets get going before Thraxx has withdraw
HA HA
Thraxx, Kyle and myself walk towards the door, to head to the bar. Oh by the way that word that was written on the board was actually a phrase. Although I think is points out the entire course of how the match will go...
SHOCKER: THE NEW KING OF XWF!
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