Matt Lennox
I cry like a baby
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05-30-2013, 09:30 AM
The scene opens up to a little town with a dirt road going down the middle of it with kids playing soccer in the street and the whole town is lively with music and people shopping and talking. You then see Matt walking through the cloud wearing an all black suit and sun glasses.
Matt- So this is Mexico? Can't say I have ever been here.
*The soccer ball that the kids were playing with comes towards Matt as they ask him to kick the ball back*
Matt- Oh you want this back? Here.
*Matt throws the ball in another directing making the kids run off*
Matt- Little bastards; This place is filthy, it looks as if these people haven't bathed in days or maybe even weeks. *Matt walks over to a fruit stand* What the hell is this?
Vendor- Que?
Matt- What is this green shit?
Vendor- No hablo ingles
Matt- hmm, you don't speak english ay? Well here! *Matt tips over the fruit stand on the man dumping the fruit everywhere* Have fun picking that shit up. Of all the places Paul brings us he brings us to the armpit of the World.
*Matt walks away as a little boy walks up to him with a book that reads XWF across it and he has a marker with him*
Matt- What you want me to sign this?
*The little boy shakes his head*
Matt- I don't do autographs kid. Scram!
*The boy runs off with a sad look on his face as Matt walks into a bar and sits down at a booth by himself*
Matt- And I thought America was disgusting. Monday is a big night for me, Monday I will redeem myself and pick up my first victory here in XWF. I am going to get that toilet paper I mean that American Flag off that pole and I am going to wipe my ass with it. Last week was fluke, Scott Charlotte got lucky last week. *Waitress brings over a beer to Matt as he takes a sip of it* He thought he could make fun of me at High Stakes and make me look like a fool, Ha! I am gonna make him regret his words. *Matt finishes his beer and stands up and walks towards the bar*
Random guy- Hey pal, thats my seat
Matt- Sorry to hear about that, this is my seat now
*The guy grabs Matt and turns him around as the two get face to face*
Matt- Your'e making a huge mistake
Random guy- The only one making a mistake around here is you pal.
*Matt strikes the guy with one hit making him drop to the ground as a big bar fight breaks out and Matt somehow gets out of the bar*
Matt- Holy shit! Mexico really is a shit hole. I need to get the fuck out of here.
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The scene now goes to Matt walking into his hotel room as he is greeted by Liz Weinberg.
Liz- Matt can I get a couple question for our viewers on XWF.com?
Matt- Not for the viewers but anything for the always lovely Liz Weinberg.
Liz- At the end of High Stakes you were the first ever guest on Scott Charlotte's show Groupie Talk where he called you out on things and sort of embaressed you in front of thousands of people. Any thoughts?
Matt- Well Liz, Scott showed me two things during his little show. He showed me that he can tell a couple jokes and he showed me that it is true. Any ass hole from the US can have their own talk show, just look at Dr. Phil or Maury. Scott Charlotte is right up there with those two. He is nothing more than a shitty talk show host who thinks he is funny but in reality he is just as funny as Jimmy Kimmel and we all know Kimmel doens't have a funny bone in his body.
Liz- Do you fear Scott's Groupie Kick?
Matt- The Incredible One fears nothing especially the Groupie Kick. You saw me evade that kick on Sunday and thats what I plan on doing this Monday. I am going to make him regret thinking he could hit me with that. Once I get that flag off the pole the first thing I am going to do is shove it up his ass, then I am going to put him in the Incredible Lock right in the middle of the ring and show him nobody fucks with The Incredible One.
Liz- Were you offended when Scott said he will burn the Candian flag if he wins?
Matt- Liz, I can fight fire with fire. If he wants to play that game I can play too. When I win our match after I am done shoving it up his ass I am going to rip it apart and use it as toilet paper. One key word you also brought up in your question. He said IF he wins. I say WHEN I win. Big difference, so if you are watching this Scott I want you to know that on Monday you are gonna need a damn ambulance to get out of that arena.
*Matt walks off as the scene ends*
Accomplishments
1 time XWF Xtreme champion
2 time FTW UFO E1999 champion
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