Gary? Is that really you?

How do you know who I am?

Gary Busey says, while standing over a drenched Random.

What are you talking about? Gary it's me Random.

I don't know who you are and I don't know how you know me.

You trained me, we were best friends. How do you not remember me? I killed you too by the way so a better question is, how are you alive?

What!? No one killed me and I would remember if I trained you. I trained a great talent a real prodigy of the sport. And boy could this kid put away the drugs. Random was his name.

I am Random!

Random? Is that really you? Well I'll be a son of a bitch!

Gary starts wailing on Random over and over again.

Stop!

Paul rushes over and grabs Gary off Random.

He started this whole mess I should kill him now.

What do you mean I started it?

You never showed up to your match, you disappear. Ezariaha won by default and the the whole world went upside down. She continued to win, no one could stop her. She broke into a Government Medical Facility and cloned thousands and thousands of herself. Unfortunately as this was happening people began having strokes due to the amount of stupid bitches walking around. Eventually the world was dwindled down too a few scattered survivors. We are constantly hunted to be breed with.

They were going to breed with us?

Yes, they fuck you to death. Or until the strokes take you.

Damn Paul, we could of popped your cherry.

This is life now.

Well listen Gary we aren't from here. We left to go to my planet and bring you back to life. You were killed. This doesn't make sense.

It just might though, there's a theory about a wormhole outside of Earth’s atmosphere. Maybe just maybe you guys fell through that and were transported here. Another earth dimension. All these years people thought I was crazy but I was right! Fuck you Tom Cruise!

Well how do we get back? Our ship is crashed beyond repair.

Yeah and I am assuming these idiots aren't heavily invested in space travel.

No, you're right there. But you may be in luck! In the center of their village is a large rocket. They think it's a giant penis and they worship it as a god. Only problem is its heavily guarded.

Well that shouldn't be a problem their so dumb we should be able to slip right past them.

Were you not listening to me? The strokes!!!

Well we have to try something, if I don't show up to my match this will happen to my earth.

Well what do you have in mind?

We fight! But first let's get high!

Now you're talking.

Random grabs Paul and holds him to the ground.

Gary hold him down.

What are you doing get off of me!

Relax, this will be over in a second.

Random pulls Paul's pants down and reaches in his ass.

What are you doing!? Oh god stop?! Ahhhhhh!!!

Paul screams in pain and terror. Random pulls out a baggie of cocaine. Paul rolls over and starts crying. Gary and Random start snorting the entire bag.

The screen goes black.

We return to find Random and Gary at the edge of the village carrying makeshift weapons with Paul in tow.

Alright you ready to do this?

Lets go!

Gary and Random charge into the village slaughtering every Ezariaha they come across. It started to become too much for them.

I am stroking out!

Keep fighting we can do this!

Suddenly Random stops and collapses to the ground. He's swarmed by Ezariahains.

No!

We gotta get out of here.

Not without him he's my ride.

You're not going anywhere all is lost, now come on we have to go.

Just then all the Ezariahains are blasted away. Random stands on the center his eyes glowing red.

What is this?

He starts to levitate in the air and transforms into a giant flaming demon with a huge dick dangling down. Suddenly all of the Ezariahains drop to their knees and start bowing down to Random Demon.



This is it Paul stand back.

What is it?

His final form.

Gary pulls out a boom box and presses play.



Just then Random starts beating his dick like he's Bobby Brown and his dick is Whiteny Houston. The Ezariahains start to moan, they get louder and louder the faster he tugs his giant demon meat.

Paul we might want to stand back.

Little spurts of demon semen come crashing down upon the worshipping Ezariahains. They run up to each puddle violently trying to stuff it in themselves. Random lets out a deep groan when his giant demon member twitches a few times.

Open up the flood gates!!!!

Random gives a few more slight tugs, just the his dick erupts with giant globs of demon semen that come crashing down on the Ezariahains below drowning them with his massive load.



A few hours pass and most of them semen and Ezariahains have washed away. Random transforms back into his previous form.

You did it! You destroyed them all! And you did it with your dick! Just like in the prophecy.

Prophecy? Wait no, we don't have time for this. Paul we have to go! Gary thank you so much for everything but we have to stop this from happening in my reality.

Random and Paul board the spaceship and lift off into the sky.

To be continued…….