Detective: Mr. Main! Can I call you that? I’m detective Harris, my partner will be in shortly. Do you know the amount of trouble you are in? Kidnapping, assault, trespassing, breaking and entering, carrying a loaded weapon without a permit, discharging a firearm in public and attempted murder! I can make this easier on you if you just work with us!





Harris was the kind of detective who had been born in a suit. Robert looked across the cool metal table staring the detective right in his eyes! He was a serious man, he had the detective look, standard issue white face with all the ubiquitous square shoulders chin with a dimple. Robert could tell this detective was a clean freak always close shaved, and he spoke with a baritone in his voice and clipped legalistic words. His life had to be miserable! Filled to the brim with no color or fun, there were no shades of grey or any other color for that matter, it was all black or white right or wrong legal or illegal. Robert thought to himself of a moment when he wasn't preparing perfect paperwork he was chasing down criminals without bias. Robert watched the detective's fingers tap the table waiting for Robert’s response. Robert could bet a million dollars this detective clocked more hours than anyone else in the department! This guy was the perfect detective, he lived and breathed it! Robert wasn’t a man with a fragile ego or anything. He just didn't trust anyone without a visible weakness, it made him wonder if it was all a facade over something less stable, less honorable. Robert smiles before he speaks!





How is my dad?




Harris: Mr. Main this isn’t how this is going to go! You answer my questions and then and only then I will answer yours! Do you get my drift? Or are you too stupid to understand English? I’ve met hundreds of guys like you! Do you know where they are? LOCKED UP!




Okay let me get this straight right now! Are you going to play the good cop bad cop on me? Fuck you! You pencil dicked pig! You’ve got nothing on me! What happened at the gas station was an accident a freak of nature! Do you want to know what you are? You are a needle-dicked butt fucker! I know guys just like you! You want to play tough guy because I am cuffed to this metal table and you have a gun! Anyplace else you’d be my bitch! I’m not telling you a god damn thing until you answer me about my dad!




Just then the door to the interrogation room opens, Robert’s eyes roll up to the woman that had entered the room with him and detective Harris. With each step, her heels clacked like they were damaging the walnut floor beneath her feet! Her hair was as red as a fire truck, dressed to impress in her dark suit, but that isn't what grabbed Robert’s attention. It was the badge she held in her tiny hands, she was FBI. Robert cursed under his breath, but then sank down in his seat getting more comfortable. Robert was now lower than her, but he was sitting in a powerful position, he was relaxed and seemed ready to strike at any given moment! But he didn’t! Instead, he extended his chained and cuffed hand open palmed smiling as she took her seat. The two stare into one another’s eyes for a moment locking hands. She stops with no intention of letting Robert call any the shots and proceeded with the formalities and her first question. Clearly, this one is smart, Robert quickly made a mental note and watched the words roll off her cherry lips.





Harris: Robert Main this is special agent Jones F.B.I.!




What can I do you for?




Jones: I just wanted to make this clear you are Robert The Omega Main correct? Wrestler for the XWF? Don’t answer yet! We are investigating a few wrestlers in a group called The MotherFuckers! Do you know anything about these men?




Listen to me, lady! I’m not answering a fucking thing until I know how my dad is doing okay! Then I want to know about these charges! Then we will talk! Until then I’d suggest you start talking before I say I need a lawyer then… Well, you know how this all works after that!




Devil: Robert they are trying to trip you up! Answer nothing at all! I will have you out of here and on a plane very soon! Just listen to me, my child!




I’m not listening to you!




Harris: Who in the hell are you talking to kid? There is no one here?




Jones: Robert who were you talking to?




No one! I was talking to my self! Now how is my dad?




Jones: Your dad was just got out of surgery! He is doing fine the doctors are saying he will make a full recovery! Your mother and sister are with him now! Now I know you have a plane to get on tomorrow evening to Vietnam! If you want on it I suggest you start talking right now!




The charges?




Jones: Robert if you corporate all of these charges will go away. There will be no charges!




Harris: Are you serious? This man is a psychopath! A lunatic! He cannot be on the streets! He will end up killing someone then we will have blood on our hands! Do you want that! You Robert Main are scum and I’ll see to it I lock you up for a long time!




Hey dick for brains she was talking to me! Now do us a favor and get us some coffee while the adults talk!




Robert winks at detective Harris. F.B.I. agent Jones nodes as Harris leaves the room slamming the door.





Jones: What can you tell me about the MotherFuckers? Anything, any Intel?




Well I have beaten every single one of them in the ring except the BWP! Other than that they claim to be these all American heroes, which I find to be total shit! These guys are scum! Other than I’m facing Engy for the X-treme Championship these isn’t much more I can give you. Besides lady! I’m no fucking rat!




Jones: Let me shed some light on this! They are under investigation by the F.B.I. AND the C.I.A.! There are some money issues we are not at liberty to discuss! But we believe they are running an underground gay porn ring! They pay the homeless to have sex with one another and then these slime-balls sell them while out on tour with the XWF! We believe this is how they revealed their new monster truck a few months back! Now that Kevin Spacey has entered the picture, we have grown more concerned there may be other issues as well! Engy has been caught on video surveillance in local Toys R US stores trying to lure kids into a creepy van with no windows!




HA.HA.HA.HA! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me right? An underground gay porn ring! That is priceless! Plus money laundering and whatever else on top of it? If I were you I’d be concerned about the whole Kevin Spacey thing! They were drinking after all. We all know what happens when Kevin drinks! He tosses you onto a bed and gets busy! Though I bet Dexter wouldn’t mind getting tossed on a bed by a big star putting his legs behind his ears and taking a pounding! That seems to be his style and cup of tea all in one! I mean look at who he runs around with! BWP and Robbie Bourbon! We all know Engy is Robbie Bourbon’s ball washer! I really don’t know anything else about them! Nor do I want to! This a group of morons circling the toilet bowl as we speak! I bet there are a few pedophiles in that bunch!




Jones: Do they do anything out of the ordinary?


Robert thinks everything in XWF is out of the ordinary






Lady this is the XWF, everything is out of the ordinary! Have you ever tuned in? You never know what is going to happen! When they say anything can happen, that right there is just the beginning! Gay Porn! Wow! I can’t wait until that gets out! Seeing how Engy fancies himself as a King! The King of a gay porn empire! This guy is a joke! I find it hard to believe he and the rest of these can get something like this done while no one is looking! There is not one of the three and I say three because I do not associate Jimmy with them! They are just not smart enough! But hell I’ve been wrong before! From what it sounds like they will be getting the sharp knife of a short life!




Jones: Robert if you could find information would you be willing to bring it forward to us? If you are willing to bring these men down! We will drop all charges!




All charges huh? Let me tell you this sugar tits! If I get wind of anything gay porn wise! I’ll hit you up! Or if it’s any worse than that! We don’t need freaks like this running the streets! I may be an evil man. But gay porn and homeless people, Kevin Spacey? Na! I’ll take a hard pass! Seeing how all they can do is make fun of me for being depictive! Amazing Engy has been champion this long! What’s wrong with being creative! I understand he can’t! It must be his limited thinking! He plays dress up and acts like me! Yet this man has the audacity to call me a hack? Coming from a talentless fucking pipe puffer. I mean hell look at wrestling throughout history! Look at the one thing that has been done a million times over! Wrestlers dressing as other wrestlers, trying to make them look foolish! Maybe Engy will find a midget next! Dress him like The Omega and try that tired bit! Everything I turn out is creative. I actually think about the product I am going to put out for the world to see! I put in the time! You can see, hear and feel what is going on in my promos! They are not filled with a few lines of bull shit! It’s not lazy thrown out! I put in the work where this cunt stain thinks he is doing something no one has ever seen before! Nope! It’s been done and been done many times over. It played out! It stinks like a pile of shit! Engy must be used to that smell because he is a pile of shit!




Jones: Wow Mr. Main you seem to not like this Dexter Bright very much! Let me go see where your coffee is. Oh, no need here is detective Harris now!





Detective Harris purposely spills hot coffee on Robert,s chest! Robert jerked upright, lunging at detective Harris! His wrists though refused to move. The sharp cold handcuffs dug into Robert’s skin. Robert snarled looking down at the handcuffs holding his hands to the table. Robert smiled as detective Harris crankily sat back into his chair opposite of Robert. Robert stayed silent for only a moment.




It’s cool detective, it was a mistake! Right? But hey let me tell you something I have not told agent Jones! Lean in a little bit so you can hear me! I want to tell you everything! She’s a woman and well! I think men should be in control!




Detective Harris smugly smiles leaning across the table. Robert never takes his eyes off of the detective for a second. Once the detective is within striking distance Robert head butt’s the detective. The detective quickly grabs his face seeing Robert has busted his eyebrow open the hard way!




Detective Harris that looks like it hurt! I bet you’re going to need a few stitches in that eyebrow




Robert Laughs!




Harris: You little son of a bitch!




Robert felt coldness envelop him, but the darkness never came. Harris broke the cuffs from Robert’s wrists then wrapped his large hands around Robert’s throat and squeezed. Detective Harris raised Robert off of his chair up against the wall. Robert kicked and squirmed for a moment still smiling! Just as Robert’s vision began to go blurry, two uniformed officers rushed into the room, agent Jones and the two officers pulled Harris off of Robert. Harris was quickly lead out while Robert sat on the floor, panting for breath.




..........TWO HOURS LATER..........




Devil: Robert wake up!




Robert opened his eyes slowly rubbing his eyes trying to figure out where he was. The prison cell was a hollow cube of unpainted concrete, only one way in, no windows. In this cell, you would never know how much time had passed! In here you didn’t know if it was dusk or dawn! It was totally disorientating by its torturous design. Given enough time a person could forget their own name in there. The isolation was total and the stimulation was zero. No sound, no light, no furniture or cloth of any kind. It was all an inmate could do to feel the cool walls, but even they were not smooth to the touch.




Devil: Robert I never told you, the path of darkness would be an easy one! There will be deception! People all around you will denounce you! These people Robert will try to steal what was rightfully give to you! They will try to steal your gift and use it for their own purposes! Don’t let that happen! You are now primed for true greatness! Can you not see this? Can you not feel that it is your time? Soon you will become a champion yet again! The time draws near!





Yeah my time locked away here in fucking jail! You know making a deal with you was the worst mistake of my life!


Devil: Robert don’t say those things! Look at what we have accomplished thus far! You just need to give it more time! You will come around!



No! I’m done! You have given me all the power I need! My question is why do I need you now? See I’ve noticed over these last few weeks, you might be the tempter! The great liar! But what you are not! You are not as strong here are you are in hell! Here I own your ass! I have all of the power you mother fucker!



Jones: Robert who are you talking to?



No one anymore! I used to think some outside force had some control over me! Maybe it did for a while but it doesn't anymore!



Devil: Robert Main you will regret this!



Jones: Robert you are free to go! By the way, there is a large crowd outside! The new media got wind of this whole thing! They want to talk to you because you are the famous wrestler here from Clark County! Our deal still remains! You bring The Mother Fuckers down! Or you go down!





..........OUTSIDE..........


Robert looked out into the vast sea of flashing lights and cameras in his face! He smiles for a moment, as the questions rained down on him!






Reporter: Robert is it true? Did you shoot your own father?




Yes it is true! But I didn’t do it on purpose! Accidents do seem to happen!




Reporter: Mr. Main is your father okay and will you head to Vietnam for your match with Engy, for the X-treme Championship!




Listen, people, my dad is going to be okay. He is expected to make a full recovery! He just needs some rest so please don’t go pestering my old man! I’m going to go see my pop and get on a plan today!




Reporter: Mr. Omega! What about the kidnapping?




What about it? I’m about to go and get on a plane! There are no charges! But seeing how this is making national news and because it is my worldwide. I have a few things to say to my opponent! Now I will tell everyone up front, parental advisory is strongly advised! Engy, where ever you may be I want you to hear this! You and I both know this day has been coming for a long time now! It is my destiny to become X-treme Champion! My birthright! Soon, Robert, The Omega Main will hold all of the power you once had! Now I don’t know if you have drank too much of your own Kool-Aid or what! To hear you say the things, your saying is absurd! Then you run around with a Gay pedophile drinking on top of it? What in the hell is wrong with you? You come off like you can walk on water in front of the world! At one point I thought I might be the sick one in this match! I thought I was the one messed up! But when I look at Dexter Bright I see the one who is truly messed up! It isn’t me! It’s you! But don’t you worry The Omega will fix all of that!




Robert runs his hands through his beard!




Engy, your overcompensation is right out in the open! I’m not sure if it is your midget dick. Or if you have been pumped so full of seamen you shit white bricks! You are not what you think you are! No way no how! See this false sense of greatness, this pride you have for yourself. They will betray you come Warfare! I look at you and I see a man oozing arrogance all over the place. When you look at yourself in the merrier what do you see? A fighting Champion? Or do you see warrior? Or do you just simply see the man? These all sound like you! When I see you I see something different! I see a man who will be my bitch! I see a man who is beneath me! I hope you bring your shitting pants because kid you are going to need them! Engy, you do not want this fight with me, you seemed to have found the courage to call yourself a KING! But do you have the will and courage to vanquish a demon?




Robert lights a cigarette.





Reporter: Mr. Main there is no smoking here!




Robert blows smoke into the reporter's face.




Think I give a fuck? Sue me! Now back to what I was saying! Engy, you help make XWF what it is today people like you made the world of professional wrestling a cesspool! Men carrying around ten pounds of gold and these men could not fight their way out of a paper bag! You could compare us side to side. You would be labeled as one thing and I another. You think that you are better than I am. You believe you are above me! You continually crave more and more, you can just never have enough! Engy! You are no better than Robert Main! You see Engy, we all come into this world the very same way! At that time none of us knew how to lie, cheat or even steal. You or I or anyone else didn’t know how to hurt others! Each and every one of us was taught this, we learned these traits over time!



Engy, Dexter Bright, The Engineer whatever hat you would like to wear! You really need to try and understand the gravity of this dire situation! You need to go someplace where you can be alone and gather your thoughts! Find peace within! Look deep within yourself! Is this what you really want to happen to you? Do you want to be known as the man who went down in a blaze of glory? Because you will crash and I will make sure you burn! You need to look around and find the ones you love. Gather them all in one spot and tell each and every one of them that you love them! You need to tell them how you truly feel about them. You need to hug them one last time! Because once you say goodbye, how do you know you’ll be coming back? See what lies ahead at Warfare is uncertainty! It’s imperative you take my advice and do this!




Wednesday night at I will not be wrestling the man known as The Engineer, I will be wrestling a man who is still that scared little boy, who just wanted his daddy to love him! Engy, can you still see the disappointment in his eyes when you dream at night? Everything that happened to you all of the beatings and rapes, they smother you! Those memories eat at you! They left a hole inside of you! A hole I will fill with copious amounts of pain and suffering! You cut these promos claiming to be a savior! Yet, you cannot even save yourself! This fight isn’t so much about me taking over your place as Champion! It isn’t about even becoming champion! I have held championships before! They will come and go throughout my career! This match is about proving that you are not as good as you think you are! This match is about showing the people who voted you in as the superstar of the month that you are nothing more than a liar! This is about showing you Robert The Omega Main is and always will be better than you could have ever dreamed of
being!







It’s about beating your ass! Ripping your flesh away, watching you bleed! You want to pretend you are a tough guy telling me your childhood was far worse than anything I could put you through! You really don’t know who I am! I will put you through pain that will make your childhood look like Christmas morning! It’s clear that over the past few days that you are jealous of me! Just look at you dressing up like me! Making a fool of yourself for the third time! You can dress like me. But Engy, it will never ever make you as good as I am! You will never be the man that I am! You will never be the fighter I am! You can play dress up all day long! But the fact is you want to be me! I am everything that you will never be! Come Warfare I will victimize you in front of the world! When we enter our domain! I need you to understand you are not walking into this match with just some other person! Some other wrestler! You are walking into a man on a mission! I understand that you can be a dangerous man!




I can see it! I’ve witnessed it! I also understand when you corner a beaten down little stray puppy! You should expect that little gutter mutt to bite! You have bitten several others before me! You have been the big dog on the block for a while now! The difference in me and them! Engy, I will bite back! I am the master of your world! When I tell you to sit, you will sit! When I tell you to lay, you damn sure had better lay! When I raise my hand to you, you will heel! I am the alpha dog now! I will become X-treme Champion! Here’s to the new KING! You may have Kevin Spacey in your corner, but I have hate in mine!






No more questions I have a flight!








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