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Jenny Myst · **07-20-2017, 10:30 PM**

Jenny gives a sarcastic smile to Steve...

"Well?"

"Well---I---uh---I wasn't expecting an interview with you, Jenny. I, uh, didn't have any questions prepared."

She laughs a little, "awww. Steve, don't worry, I don't have the mase with me, and I am too tired to attack you, I just worked out. Why do you think I am all sweaty. Yick. Just ask what you want and I will answer."

"Uhh....I....uh....how was your workout?"

She put her hands on her hips and looked at him with the "really?" face.

She rolls her eyes and grabs the mic from him, and gives the hand gesture for him to move away. She winks at the camera and sees it twitch a bit as the camera man gulps.

Clearing her throat she goes a deep baratone, at least the best she could.

"Jenny.....what are your thoughts about teaming up with Madison Dyson this week after the viscious battle you had on Warfare and the war of words leading up to it?"

She steps to the other side, and flips her hair.

"I thought you'd never ask......Quite frankly, I am expecting the unexpected. I don't fully trust her, and I don't think anyone can blame me for that. I am going to give her the benefit of the doubt, but if she stabs me in the back I am going to be ready--and I am going to give her an even worse beating than I gave her last time."

Stepping back to the side she brings the mic back to her mouth and brings her voice down.

"So if you two DO coexist, what plans do you have against BX3?"

Stepping back to the left side and smiling.

"I could beat BOTH of those turds with one coochie lip, much less my fists. I am not worried in the slightest. I may even have a little fun with it. At least with the Mario Brothers I broke a sweat. These two...ppssshhht, no big deal."

Stepping back to the right.

"You seem pretty confident"

Step left.

"Wouldn't you be, if you looked like me?"

Step right.

"How about those people who say you can't win without cheating?"

Step left.

"I'll address those people when a match of substance comes my way. For these two, I don't need to cheat........."

A wicked grin crosses her face.

".......I WANT to. Can you imagine how hilarious Blumpkinz will look like when I spray his ugly face with my trusty pepper spray? Hell, he will look like an autistic cat playing with catnip."

She laughs a bit to herself.

"And Reno? I beat him once. I made him submit. Light work. I do kegels with more force than Joshua Reno can muster up. And....."

She snaps at a worker walking by, who happens to have a small table mirror on a tray.....she snatches it and looks at herself.

"My god, Steve, why didn't you tell me I looked this way. Ugh, I am an ogre. Bilbo's mother wasn't even this hideous, and she was the lead character in 'Where The Wild Things Are'!

She steps to the right.

"One more thing.....what happens if you and Madison have to face each other in the tournament for the Bombshell Title?"

She laughs patronizingly to herself.

"It's simple. We are cool until we aren't. That title is as good as mine, and if I have to go through her to get it, then so be it."

Step right.

"Thanks"

Step left.

"Thank you!"

Big smile.

She walks over and shoves the microphone into the chest of Sayors.

"THAT, Steve is how you do an interview."

She walks away and he looks dumb founded, but before the camera cuts off she comes back on screen and says:

"Pure.......Perfection."

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