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Phantom Panzer · **07-14-2017, 08:15 AM**

Panzer sighs, shaking his head, then laughs, loudly and heartily before beginning to spin rapidly, until he stops, sitting upright, looking forward to his camera, snickering.

"You guys are really... really hanging yourself out to dry here. You call me unoriginal, but in order to get into the XWF, you became The Revival reject squad, the ones they throw out there for an angle where someone is copying the REAL Revival. Pity filled the heart of our boss, and threw you a bone.

Then, like a fucking idiot, I'm going to show you EXACTLY the moment you done FUCKED UP!

Check it."

He pulls out a huge screen, and it plays the moment in question in how Dash fucked up.

Mrs. Dash Said:oh and nice try with the McBride shit, but I'm afraid that just means that you got beat by a guy with way more talent than you will ever have in your sad life. Fact. We've faced fucking JOBBERS with more talent than you."

"Who the fuck said I got beat by him, buddy? Check Warfare. I BEAT McBride. I beat him so bad, I'm surprised he'll ever fucking talk again. So, thanks for not getting the facts right, you idiot. If I've beaten McBride, and McBride is above both myself and you both, then guess what that makes me? ABOVE YOU BOTH! GET THE FUCK ON MY LEVEL, YOU FUCKING DRIED UP CUMSTAINS!

And Dash, you do realize the internet is a thing right? Well, I know about a dimensional net that only I can access, and trust me, it has more than clown porn on it. Still, the internet on Earth? People can look up the ACTUAL Revival, and pretend like that's their accomplishments. So you're not fucking fooling anyone with this "We're real all because I know of certain things I've done!" as you search on your iPhone 4 how to not suck dick wrong, and what has Dash from The Revival done in his career as a wrestler.

Get the fuck outta here. And this recovery shit you talk about? Dude, I got raped on live t.v., beat down as well. Still came back and I'm booked for TWO fucking shows. Now how about that, you stupid cunt?

And just shit on Dash's dick then slobber on the entire shitty hog before you shut the fuck up, Scottie. No how hard you try, you'll never be Big Bully Busick. You're trying to talk shit, but all you have to say is ' " know what that noise is? THE FUCKING WIND, YOU BLOATED PIECE OF SHIT FILLED WITH HOT AIR!

By the way, I'm giving you details on my ass, because you're so fucking adamant you're going to fuck it by beating me so fucking hard. Might as well as give ya the deets on the up and up.

And now, allow me to conclude."

Soon a stain appears on the crotch of his pants as he moans out loud. He then grabs some Kleenex and wipes his genitals dry, while the tissue begins to keep its crumpled shape with ease thanks to the sticky fluid wiped clean.

"There we go. I concluded. But in summation, however, just know that what shit you said, has shown just how fucking terrible of a team you two are, if this is the shit you're slinging at me. You're not going to do a goddamn thing to me, because you're both pansy ass fucking terrible excuses for wrestlers and won't even win this tournament, let alone this match, let alone any tag match.

Get the fuck over yourselves, admit you're clones or actors taking on a role of The Revival, so that we don't have to look at the ACTUAL Revival on WWE television, and then look at you guys, and then say to themselves "Oh god, I can't believe I loved them before learning of how fucking terrible they are in XWF!"

You ruin the rep of a good tag team by impersonating them. So stop it. Get some help. Know what? Don't. Because the sky's the limit for us, and you two are going to be fucking grounded, in reality, as we fly fucking high up and grab fuckin' tag gold. Get used to this shit, bitch. Get used to being on your backs. Wait, nah, you're already used to other men dominating you while on top of you. For much longer than three seconds."

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