Bilbo Blumpkinz
I'm here for the bitches.
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05-21-2017, 05:34 PM
We fade into a small room that only shows the back of Bilbo Blumpkinz's motorized wheelchair as he faces a corner. The chair is sort of shaking and it sounds like Bilbo is having a hard time.
"Uh... fuck... uh... come on, come on... fucking cum already... ugly fucking face making me soft..."
Bilbo pauses for a second and the chair goes still. We hear a shaking, plastic noise like you might hear from a pill bottle.
"DEWEY! DEWEY! I need you in here!"
Dewey rushes in wearing an apron.
Dewey: "What do you need, Bilbo? I'm making cookies."
"I need you to open this fucking Cialis bottle. The child proof locks should be illegal. They really prevent handicapped people from getting to their much needed boner medicine."
Dewey: "Um... Bilbo you've already taken like six of these today. You've been to the ER three times this month for priapism, the hospital said next time they'll have you committed, especially after you tried to rape a nurse."
"That nurse was a whore and a liar. Just because when she washed my dick n' balls in a sponge bath I clamped on her arm like I was applying a triangle choke and humped it to completion... that's not rape, Dewey. Rape is what I'm practicing for right now, but I can't stay hard enough to bust this nut while thinking about Drezdin and his downsy face."
Dewey: "That's fair. Here."
Dewey opens the pill bottle easily and Bilbo finishes off the last two or three pills inside it, then throws the bottle at Dewey and hits him in the face with it.
"Now go finish those cookies you little bitch. I'm going to need some sugar after this."
Dewey retreats into the kitchen like a scolded dog, and after a few minutes Bilbo snickers and the chair begins to shake again.
"Yeah, there it is... that's the big fat dick I'm used to seeing... you're beautiful... a beautiful cock... you're going to split Drezdin's ass like a piece of lumber...uh.... AHHHHHHHH... "
Bilbo's chair shakes crazy fast for five whole seconds and then Bilbo, breathing heavy, rolls backward and then out of the room. He leaves a photo on the floor.
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See What LOSERS I Pinned Here!
- Pinned Your Mom
- Pinned Your Dad
- Pinned Your Cat
- Pinned Maverick in the bathroom repeatedly
- Pinning You Right Now

- Pinned Brutus the Barber Beefcake after a show in Orlando
- Planning on pinning your grandma after I exhume her dead ass
- Pinned Ghost Tank but who hasn't
- Pinned the tail on the donkey
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