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Scott Charlotte · **05-14-2013, 11:05 AM**

It has been confirmed from our sources that the XWF has signed former XWF wrestler Scott Charlotte back on the roster. For those that do not recall, Scott has been apart of the XWF for many years jumping on and off the roster many times. Each time playing differently than the last. He has been a tag team champion, X-treme champion and Hart Champion in the years he was with XWF. Those of you that recall his last run being a dark one with Scott falling short in wins and converting to a new personality known as The Wraith, a mask wearing psychopath who enjoyed setting his opponents on fire. Scott went on a hiatus after that stint to recover from his mental disorder and has returned a new man. We caught up with "The Infamous One" to get a better understanding of his return to the XWF.

Scott: Ya' know some people would say that it was pointless for me to come back. At this point I've passed my prime which wasn't even that great of a prime. I gained a low level tier championship belt as a maniac with a burlap sack over his head. Aligned myself with clowns and old "Gods." It was a time that I lost faith in humanity became a little over the edge.

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What? I called myself a God? Shit. Okay, I was a lot over the edge then. Drugs were involved, my loved ones hated me, all that dramatic shit. You'd be surprised how much putting on a mask and calling yourself a God makes since when you have nothing left. I went to a clinic and got clean. No longer a maniac or crazy person. I'd like to thank drugs for doing that. What an ironic thing it is. Drugs got me in that mess and they got me out. God I love modern science.

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What are my plans? Well, that's an easy question. Last time I was here and not fucked up....wait can i say fucked up? Is that okay?

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Awesome! Last time I was here and not fucked up I declared it was time that I had my shot. My chance at the big leagues to become a world champion. A feat I've only accomplished once in my life at an independent federation that is long gone by now. I want to stand on top of that mountain and look down at the others trying to climb it and say "Too late." I realize that even with my past with the XWF that doesn't constitute a title shot out the gate. Things are new around here for the better. I can work my way to it if that's what it takes to be the World Champion. I want everyone to know that I'm not someone to be taken lightly this time around. Shit's different.

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You mean there isn't an official world title? What the hell should I shoot for then?

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The European Championship? Who holds that?

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The Senator? Okay, fair enough. Change all that shit I said earlier to mean European Champion then if that's the equivalent. Honestly it doesn't matter as long as I get to that mountain top. See you guys on Monday.

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · (05-14-2013)

...................Dafuq are you?

Get out of my sight, peasant!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-14-2013, 02:01 PM**

didnt i beat u?

Scott Charlotte · **05-14-2013, 02:17 PM**

Hey! Look who it is Peter Gilmour. What's up my friend? Yes I think you did, but I think I beat you too oh and look at the people who also beat me and you. For fuck's sake it's the business we're in, you've got to lose sometime. But why should I defend myself at all with my words when I could do that in the ring.

Oh and Miss Ann, you can call me Scotty Boy. I have no problem with that. We can meet in a different kind of squared circle.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-14-2013, 02:27 PM**

you may have beat me in the past scotty but im a differnet person than I was back then.. a double champion and former star of the month..

Scott Charlotte · **05-14-2013, 02:42 PM**

It seems this place hasn't changed after all. Gilmour still thinks he is better than everyone and a guy who's become top billing belittles all who speak. Satey, can I call you Satey? It doesn't matter, Listen, Satey, I am going to say something so shocking that you won't believe I've said it.....you're right. The past is the past and I shouldn't be stuck in it. It's something I've held onto for far too long and it has crippled me further than I can imagine. So I will give it to you that you've got some brains on this whole who's who of the XWF shit. Those who remain in the past are in the past that is why you don't see names like Ranma Saotome or Jonathyn Brown around here anymore. They are the past.

So pat yourself on the back, you've earned it. You've proven yourself right and myself wrong. It's really only opened my eyes to what I can become. I haven't passed my prime yet, I don't give a fuck if anyone here even remembers me at this point. Who cares? I shouldn't, not anymore.

Don't worry, I won't become dust just yet. Give me some time to at least hold onto that 24/7 title, then maybe I can push past it. Hell maybe I won't hold onto that before I go. Maybe that thing around your neck would suit me better?

Nah, I think it looks better around yours. Tied ever so tightly until you let out one...last...little...I'm getting carried away here. My point is, Satey, that I like you. I don't know anything about you minus that badass exterminator and that belt you wear. Trust me, I'm honored that someone of your stature has greeted me with such vivacious reason.

Maybe someday we can both get our sacks back and show everyone else up. Until then my friend.

One final not, where did that hot piece of ass Ann go? Seriously, I'm not kidding I'd like to know. She seemed interested. Ya' know, you can get back to me on that later.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-14-2013, 02:47 PM**

(05-14-2013, 02:30 PM)Mr. Satellite Said:
(05-14-2013, 02:27 PM)Peter Gilmour Said: you may have beat me in the past scotty but im a differnet person than I was back then.. a double champion and former star of the month..

- Plus if you left and then returned, people would remember you. Then again how could people forget Peter Gilmour? That's just not possible!

anything is possible!

Scott Charlotte · **05-14-2013, 03:45 PM**

I hear you loud and clear, Satey. I will keep it to a minimum then no problem.

So, Satey, to be honest I just want the top tier of titles here and XWF no longer celebrates one World Champion so I see myself holding whatever the equivalent is. Yours, the European or some third thing....let's see what is it called...oh that's right the United States Championship. It took an "old timer" like myself a bit to remember. That is something I've never heard anyone call me and I'm surprised my age is showing. 30 is such an old number isn't it?

Well anyways here are some more contradictions for you Satey. I enjoy the bright blue sky, but I don't enjoy looking at it. I love the smell of fire but hate the smell of a cookout. I want to be champion, I want to be champion....shit that last one wasn't a contradiction. Fuck it.

Well that's all for now until you point out another flaw of mine, but I've learned to not really care about my flaws. You see I'm here to point them out, then move past them. Contradictions and all. I like you, Satey...oh shit sorry I didn't mean to call you that this time, let me start over. I like you, Prick. I can't wait until you stand in one corner and I stand in the other. I also can't to see you on the mat coughing up blood, but that's another story for later. That one is not a contradiction. I can still want to beat the shit out of someone I like.

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · **05-14-2013, 04:23 PM**

(05-14-2013, 02:42 PM)Scott Charlotte Said: It seems this place hasn't changed after all. Gilmour still thinks he is better than everyone and a guy who's become top billing belittles all who speak. Satey, can I call you Satey? It doesn't matter, Listen, Satey, I am going to say something so shocking that you won't believe I've said it.....you're right. The past is the past and I shouldn't be stuck in it. It's something I've held onto for far too long and it has crippled me further than I can imagine. So I will give it to you that you've got some brains on this whole who's who of the XWF shit. Those who remain in the past are in the past that is why you don't see names like Ranma Saotome or Jonathyn Brown around here anymore. They are the past.

So pat yourself on the back, you've earned it. You've proven yourself right and myself wrong. It's really only opened my eyes to what I can become. I haven't passed my prime yet, I don't give a fuck if anyone here even remembers me at this point. Who cares? I shouldn't, not anymore.

Don't worry, I won't become dust just yet. Give me some time to at least hold onto that 24/7 title, then maybe I can push past it. Hell maybe I won't hold onto that before I go. Maybe that thing around your neck would suit me better?

Nah, I think it looks better around yours. Tied ever so tightly until you let out one...last...little...I'm getting carried away here. My point is, Satey, that I like you. I don't know anything about you minus that badass exterminator and that belt you wear. Trust me, I'm honored that someone of your stature has greeted me with such vivacious reason.

Maybe someday we can both get our sacks back and show everyone else up. Until then my friend.

One final not, where did that hot piece of ass Ann go? Seriously, I'm not kidding I'd like to know. She seemed interested. Ya' know, you can get back to me on that later.

Oh, SERIOUSLY?.... You're stirring problems with enough people here who could kick your ass. I seriously advise you to die, and spare yourself the pain of pissing me off. I promise you, angering me hurts more than any death. And not just physically. Go ask John Black. He's only just freed himself as a slave. He was John Madison's slave, and it's all thanks to a loss to moi...

Anyway. Fuck off to Jobberland!

Scott Charlotte · **05-14-2013, 04:36 PM**

Never have I heard more beautiful words come from such a beautiful place. Speak them again kind young maiden for thou out what true beauty is. Thou beauty is more divine than a thousand suns.

~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · **05-14-2013, 04:42 PM**

Pssst.... Hey Dude,

Over here, Scott. You may not remember me but that's because I'm new. I just wanted to say- DON'T LET THESE SLAPNUTS JERK YOU AROUND. I've been here long enough to see that there are some egos here that need to be shut down and there are some short circuited minds that need rewiring even an electrician couldn't supply.

Consider this me letting you know that there's a man who's willing to watch your back and his name is Dean Moxley McGovern. Weather you accept my help or not though, I'd strongly recommend you get these bitchy types in check.

Hey.... psssst! Hey Ann,

Where'd you learn such dirty lingo? You're making me want to throw you in a bath tub and wash your mouth out with bath bubbles.

Scott Charlotte · **05-14-2013, 05:01 PM**

FUCKING FINALLY!!! I've been sitting here spewing off all this nonsense waiting for you to get the hints that I want a match. You can only threaten a man so long before he gets the hint you are threatening him. Of course I want a match with you fuckwad why else would I continuously berate you over and over. Why else would I mention wanting a title of high caliber and then reference the ring with you in it so many times. You can't just catch on immediately and say let's have a match? For fucks sake it's like talking to a 3 year old who's pissed off that I told him Santa Claus doesn't exist.

I place the bait, the fish come hungry. You can't waltz into a place and demand a match if you're the new guy. You have to patiently wait for a challenger from someone who's referred to as big fish around this ocean. Yes more and more sea metaphors. All I see is a man with his head shoved so far up his ass that he doesn't even see he is being played at this point. Hell I figured the Shakespearean words to the lovely Miss Ann Thraxx would have sent out the signals of this load of horseshit.

I came here to see how things were since I last left this dying federation and it seems to have lived on in my absence. That's a good thing. The bad thing is that little fuckwads like you, Satey, prance around here like they own the place and think any new challenger is a piece of trash. Then once they break the last straw on the camels back you think you are enlightening them with a match to end their career.

Let me tell you something, pal, I've been in a lot of matches in my day. Matches that would send you running to that ripoff R2-D2 holding a metal dildo waiting to shove up your ass to mend the pain. One match with you is not gonna kill me, win or lose. I get back up and look at crowd with a great big shit eating grin on my face because I am doing what I love. Angles have to be worked to get anywhere in this place and you've just helped me to one. Thanks for the challenge....I gladly accept.

Oh and Dean, thanks for the words my friend. Don't worry, I watch the back of any and all who show some fucking respect to others who put their body on the lines. I also won't let any of these "Slapnuts" jerk me around....unless that Miss Ann would like to do so then that is fine.

Consider this the door to hell that you've opened, Mr. Satellite, and the real Scott Fucking Charlotte has stepped out. Burlap sack and all.

~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · **05-14-2013, 05:18 PM**

Psst! Hey.... Over here! Yeah you, Mr. Satellite....

Sounds like you have a case of diarrhea of the mouth. You think you know how to talk shit but all that falls out is lukewarm, semi-liquid, brown and black spouts of slop. Who do you think you are to talk to me that way? I wasn't addressing you, I was just offering to help a friendly face out. Thank you for noticing that I won my first match though; it shows you care about who I am and what I'm doing.

Hey yo, Scott,

When you face Mr. Satellite, I volunteer to be at ringside in your corner to make sure none of his giant mechanical dildos interfere.

**05-14-2013, 06:11 PM**

Scott Charlotte will be in action Monday night! Let's see what the 'old man's' got!

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