A car pulls up to a football field on a crisp Friday morning at 9:25 am. From out of the car exits Trainer 1 and Trainer 2 . Then exits a teenager around seventeen years old. Hes massive 6'2 255 lbs but with a baby face. Finally a man in a black hoodie with the hood pulled up wearing sun glasses gets out of the vehicle.

[Trainer 1]: “RANDOM what are we doing here for? This is a football field.”

The teenage boy turns to Trainer 1 and 2 who are standing side by side with there arms crossed looking confused.

[RANDOM]: “We are training what else.”

[Trainer 2]: “Well it's just we are at a football field and you're supposed to be a wres....

RANDOM cuts him off.

[RANDOM]: “TRAINING!”

[TRAINER 1]: “Um okay then."

RANDOM opens the back hatch of the car and pulls out football pads and a jersey with his name on the back. He gets completely undressed right there in the parking lot and puts on the football gear.

[Trainer 1]: “I could of gone my entire life without seeing that.”

[RANDOM]: “Well ya did and I am underage so good job ya pervert.”

RANDOM and the rest walk over to the football field were they are met by the coach.

[Coach]: “You must be the new kid?"

[RANDOM]: “Yes sir! RANDOM reporting for duty sir!”

[Coach]: “RANDOM? What kind of name is that?”

[RANDOM]; “It's French sir!”

[Coach]: “And who are these guys with you?

[RANDOM]: “They're my my gay dads.”

Pointing to the trainers. Who look at each other with disgust and confusion.

[RANDOM]: “And that's my grandpa.”

Pointing to the hooded man. The coach stares at the four of them with a puzzled look.

[Coach]: “Alright well join the other on the field and warm up.”

RANDOM runs out onto the field putting his helmet on as he goes and starts warming up with the rest of the players.

[Coach]: “Alright ladies we are going to be working on defense today and we have a new guy joining are team his name is RANDOM it's french. Now that we have made that introduction GET YOUR CANDY ASSES INTO FORMATION.

The team lines up for a play RANDOM who is playing linebacker lines up on his target the quarterback.

[Quarterback]: “Hut! Hut! Hike!

The ball is snapped the quarterback draws back and BOOM! Sacked via clothesline from RANDOM.

[COACH]: “Jesus Christ son that was a hell of a hit but that's our man guy and you just destroyed him.”

The coach pointing to the quarterback who has still yet to move.

[RANDOM]: “Sorry Coach!”

[Coach]: “Alright get up and lets run it again.”

For the next hour and a half RANDOM proceeds to decimate anyone carrying the ball with clotheslines, dropkicks, and power bombs until the entire offensive is limping or crawling off the field. A angry quarterback who has taken a beating all day blindsides RANDOM with a chair. RANDOM's “grandpa” rushes out on to the field as RANDOM beats the bloody hell out of the ballsy quarterback with the coach attempting to pull him off. Grandpa shoves the coach back and begins yelling at him.

[Grandpa]: “What the fuck kind of team are you running here?”

[Coach]: “Get your boy off my quarterback!”

[Grandpa]: “Fuck your quarterback he hit my client with a chair.

RANDOM stops pummeling the poor youth. And stands up out of breathe from the beating he delivered and stands by grandpa.

[Coach]: “Your client?”

[Grandpa]: “Yes this is RANDOM the next biggest thing in the XWF and I am his new manager.”

[Coach]: “Who the fuck are you people?”

Grandpa takes off his shades and hood reveling his is Gary Busey.

[Gary Busey]: “Well my name is Gary Busey and this is my new rough and tough client RANDOM. And hes going to dominate John_Black in a tables match this Saturday at Savage.”

[Coach]: “Well who the fuck cares this is football not wrestling. You and your “client” destroyed half my team and for that I am kicking your old ass. Who the fuck comes in here and purposely beats up high school students?

The football coach throws a punch at Gary Busey but is blocked by RANDOM who hits him with the RANDOMIZER.

[RANDOM]: “We should get out of here. Come on you homos.”

RANDOM, Gary Busey, and both trainers pile into the car and speed off.

[RANDOM]: “Why in the hell did I spend all that time playing football and not wrestling?”

[Trainer 1]; “We tried to tell you but you interrupted us like you alw....”

RANDOM interrupts them again.

[RANDOM]: “You guys didn't tell me shit now we are behind schedule. And why didn't you have my back out there like Gary Busey did? You two are worthless.”

Both trainers remain silent with their heads down.

[Gary Busey]: “Alright alright no problem lets get you to a gym and get some real training into you but first we need to mediate on the words of wisdom “LA county is like a huge tortilla. It spreads everywhere.”

[RANDOM]: “A man.”

One hour later. They arrive at Strange Place Gym. All four pile out and walk in this time though RANDOM is in his twenties blonde hair with a bushy beard. He is wearing gym shorts and a t shirt.

Now inside.

[RANDOM]: “Oh boys did you book my flight like I asked?'

Looking at the two trainers.

[Trainer 2]: “Um you never asked us to book you a...”

RANDOM cuts them off.

[RANDOM]: “You guys are spare fucking parts I swear. Well fuck boys what are we going to do the match is tomorrow and there are no flights available to San Diego.”

[Gary Busey]: “I may have a solution, its out back.”

Everyone rushes it out the back door to see a Bell Boeing V-22 Osprey sitting in the parking lot with Gary Busey's face painted on the front and the words The Garyplaneocopter painted down the side.

[RANDOM]: “Um Gary.......what the fuck is this?'

[Gary Busey]: “It's The Garyplaneocopter. I found it.”

[Trainer 1]: “Found it where?”

[Gary Busey]: “Military base.”

[RANDOM]: “Its perfect.”

He says with tears in his eyes.

[RANDOM]: “Well lets go I wanna ride in the Thundercunt of a machine.”

All four begin to board with RANDOM going in last. Before he enters The Garyplaneocopter he looks back at the camera crew.

[RANDOM]: “Oh yeah. John_Black.....you're a bitch.”

He smiles and boards the plane as it takes off for San Diego.