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Chris Chaos · (11-09-2016)

Pride. Envy. Wrath, Gluttony and Lust. Sloth and Greed.

The seven deadly sins.

Which one is yours?

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PROMO SINS

None of them. Even the ones you think you have are a fallacy. Let me break them down for you one, by one, by one until we hit 7.

Are you ready? Of course you are.

PRIDE:

What pride do you have? You are 1-0 here, sure, but you are a gangly little fuck with zero body mass and virtually no muscle. You are a failed journalist trying to make it as a wrestler, which is laughable, and you know it deep down inside that you are nothing but a failure. You have failed at everything you have ever done and try to claim you are a good writer for the sake of "art", just begging someone will pay attention to you. That someone will care. You don't have pride---you are simply clinging on to relevance like a sloth on a tree. To me, you aren't relevant. But you need to try like hell to convince yourself that you are. I do not call that pride, I call that shame and fear. Fear that you will never be anything in life more than than a shitty writer and a nobody wrestler. And that kills you.

Anti-Sin number 1.

ENVY

This is one that you may expect me to say I am checking off in your column. You probably expect me to say you envy me, you want to be me, you wish you were me. No, I don't see you envying anything at all. I see you consumed with false pride, still clinging to this "I am good at what I do" mentality and never quite realizing that your defeat is upon you. You don't envy because you feel like you have some shred of dignity to hang on to. Some shred. A shred of a shred. I guess that counts for something.

Anti-Sin number 2.

WRATH

Really? You are what? 150 lbs soaken wet? I have had dogs who've weighed more than you do. And those dogs, I am willing to bet, are tougher in the squared circle than you are. You see, dogs have a kill or be killed mentality when they it comes to being cornered. You, on the other hand, would probably run away at the first sign of trouble. The fact you are even showing up to Greece is a check in the "Maybe he has some sort of balls" column, but the end result will put you back into the "I guess he really was a pussy" category. Wrath is something I have. I have an unquenchable anger that I have tried time and time again to tame. How do I tame it? By beating my opponents into coffee bean dust night and night again. I have been on a roll. I haven't lost since September. I have taken every competitor I have faced to the brink---not just the brink of a win or a loss but a brink of their total existence---and I have made guys like Doctor D'Ville a victim. Promo Sins? Pssht.....more like promo bitch.

GLUTTONY

Well, you aren't fat, so how does this make sense? You don't do anything that would be described in this category. You don't soak in attention because nobody cares enough to give two shits about you. I have basically had a bye week ever since winning my wild card. Nobody after nobody after nobody. I have laid them all to waste. I have even laid out legends--ask the Hitman. I have said this time and time again. I eat careers. I fill up on them. I eat careers until my guts feel like they will explode out through my skin. If anything---I am the glutton. I am a glutton for pain, a glutton for sacrifice, a glutton for VICTORY. You, Jonathan, are a glutton for, if anything at all, some sort of self worth that you attempt to accomplish by claiming to be a "journalist" when all you really are is a young child who never won his fathers acceptance because he was nerdy and bad at sports. You are nothing to me. I could step on a pile of dog shit and have more respect for it than you.

LUST

Well, maybe lust is one you do have. I mean, you went to a speed dating place because your hand is beginning to chafe. What do you lust after? Nothing because you feel like you have everything. You feel like your world is on Cloud 9, what could you possibly lust after? A title? That's a joke. Relevance? You feel like you have it already. A life? It's too late for that. You have nothing to lust after because nobody lusts after you. Nothing lusts after you. Your world is in shambles and you have no forseeable hope. Take it from me, Jonathan, you suck.

SLOTH

This sin refers to a peculiar jumble of notions, dating from antiquity and including mental, spiritual, pathological, and physical states. It may be defined as absence of interest or habitual disinclination to exertion. This isn't you. I will admit, you work hard at being a joke. You work hard at trying to make yourself look important. You work hard at trying to be something you are not. This is not you---you have no problem with exertion.....you have a problem with being talented.

GREED

Greed? Okay. This one is tougher but I think I have it nailed. You aren't greedy because you have nothing to be greedy about. You probably drive a shit car and we all know journalists make no money anymore. Your only pay check comes from Vinnie Lane. If anything you are grateful, not greedy. If not for Lane, you'd be sitting on your ripped couch in your underwear in the living room of your shitty studio apartment eating left over raman noodles out of unwashed Tupperware. If not for Vinnie Lane, you would be NOTHING. The fact you are in this company at all is a blessing, not a sin.

So, may I ask, what do you have to hang your hat on? What do you have to dig your claws into and get a firm grasp on? Nothing.

..................In Greece, I am going to take you down a peg and show you that I am the true sinner. I am going to display ALL of these qualities and display them proudly. I have no shame in my game and no shame in ruining your life. I can't wait for Greece---then for Savage--then whatever match I am thrust into before I walk into that elimination chamber and walk out with the title I rightfully deserve.

UNIVERSAL CHAMPION.

A SINFUL, CHAOTIC UNIVERSAL CHAMPION.

So I ask you, Jonathan.....What IS YOUR sin?

XWF RECORD:10-2-2
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