The scene opens up on Steve Sayors, adjusting the collar of his pressed white shirt. He is standing just outside the familiar arena doors of the Las Vegas arena, there is a large XWF and Savage Saturday logo blazoned on the doors.

Steve Sayors: Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Steve Sayors as always bringing you the latest breaking news in the Savage Saturday world. As some of you may have heardthere is a new presence in the XWF... We don't yet have any official information, thisvideo was recently discovered.

There is some static then a picture resolves. The camera is filled with a white t-shirt and powerfully muscled female arms can be seen. The blonde girl backs up a few steps, revealing blonde hairand a bright young smile. She fans herself with both hands then swallows nervously and begins.

Tonya Gibbon: Dear Mother Superior. This is my first video blog since leaving the Convent to... find myself. I madeit to Las Vegas! And I have kept up my strength training and guess what? This is the actual XWF site for the next Savage Saturday!

She rushes the camera to it’s left side and for a moment the lens is obscured by slender, strong fingers. Then the fingers are moved away and the camera begins to pan dizzyingly for a moment, showing the empty and dark stage seats and ring for the upcoming event. The shot finally comes to rest on the massive X-tron. The camera rocks for a minute and the sound of tripod legs being reset can be heard. At length Tonya comes back around into the picture.

Tonya: See!? I am so excited! I’ve actually been here a few weeks… I didn’t have the camera though. Or I’d have done this sooner. So how is everyone at Saint Pete’s? I mean Saint Peter’s? I actually even sort of miss Sister Rose’s sewing projects she called clothes. Ooooohhh! That reminds me. I got new clothes for this!

She steps back to show that she is wearing ring attire, a blue catsuit with the t-shirt over it. She raises her arms and turns slowly displaying her muscular form. Laughing she then flexes before continuing.

Tonya: So I’m still deciding on an in ring name. I might even use the one Sister Veronica suggested. The one from the Bambi movie, the rabbit, I think it was. Flower? Or was that the skunk? I’ll figure it out I guess. I don’t see ‘Flower’ striking much fear into anyone…


She shrugs and as she is about to begin talking again she is cut off by the voice of Tig O’Bitties who is still out of sight.

Tig O’Bitties: This is an AV test. Testing one…. Two… three.


The X-tron suddenly blazes to life along with the sound system, playing the entrance music and videos for Unknown Soldier, Bearded War Pig, Dolly Waters and Isabella Ravenwolf. As the images are displayed Tonya turns to watch, folding her ams beneath her breasts. When Dolly’s entrance begins Tonya’s face shifts to an incredulos look then her mouth forms a thin line. She says nothing but has clearly been affected by something. As Isabella’s music plays Tonya gathers up the tripod and camera.

Tonya: I’ll finish this later…

The shot disolves into static for a moment before Steve shows up again.

Steve: Well, tall drink of water there, and built like a tank, I think. I wonder what this all means. This ‘Flower’-power newcomer from a convent? We’ll see what the future holds. Though come to think of it, I think the rabbit from Bambi was Thumper... Anyway, back to you at ringside.

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