Frodo mother fucking Smackins
Big Dick Playa
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08-17-2016, 08:13 PM
"Due to recently winning the titles in a show in Lebanon, Ohio, that none of us remember, Robbie Bourbon and... Arby Beef? No, that can't be right.
No. It does say Arby Beef. What the fuck? Ok. Due to Robbie and Arby winning the titles in a match that none of us remember we're going to have another tag tournament. Sign up with your team and take the belts back. Who will be in to represent the Union? Who will be in to represent the Blackest Hole? Who will Peter tag with? Let's see. Will John Msdison fight to make Robbie rape him for the titles?"
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He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
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Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy
Peter Fn Gilmour
the man with the SUPER DICK
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08-18-2016, 12:04 AM
me and McBride are IN and we're gonna win Baybayy
SUCK
OUR
DICKS!
SUCK... MY... DICK!
3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
Equinox
Mr. Ratings
XWF FanBase: Kids, women, some teens (fighting the odds; helps others; disliked by adult males)
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08-18-2016, 12:07 AM
I'm so fuccin in, I must find a partner for this.
Prof. Bobby Bourbon
Mad Scientist
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08-18-2016, 02:55 AM
So, anybody actually want to challenge for the Tag Team Championships? I don't see any challenge yet. Yo, Arby, do you see any challenge yet? OH CRAP!
Robbie points somewhere behind the cameraman, and the camera spins to show absolutely nothing but an empty hallway in the arena that the house show is taking place in. It spins again after a moment to see Arby Beef, so it would seem.
Man, I can't believe Robbie saw Baldy Gilmour crying, masterbating, and trotting down the hall just now. Anyway, I don't see any challenge, Robbie, not at all. I see McBride, and who wants his cheap-as-drive-through, soft-as-wedding-cake ass when we all know I'm thinking Arby's. Equinox can't even carry one of these title belts, they weigh too much for him and would actually give him shin splints. SHIT, LOOK AT THAT!
The camera spins to show nothing again.
That was crude as fuck, Arby.
I know, Robbie, I know. I need a nap, you can walk around with the tag team belts for a while, I don't like being in public for very long.
The camera spins back to show Robbie Bourbon, smiling and patting each XWF Tag Team Championship Belt on his shoulders.
Vote Bourbon and Beef 2016. Greatest Tag Team in XWF History.
Jerkbeast
I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YA!
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08-18-2016, 05:36 AM
I'M IN, BITCHES! WHO WANTS TO TAG WITH THE JERKBEAST?
VIDEO
1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!
Barney Green
Back In Black
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08-18-2016, 08:22 AM
I'm down even if nobody wants to team with me but I am sure I can find a partner.
Prof. Bobby Bourbon
Mad Scientist
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08-18-2016, 08:56 AM
Robbie is standing in a hallway.
Jerkbeast? Ooh, some peice of garbage left over from a Rob Zombie video decided to start wrestling, and nobody buys a fucking ticket to see him wrestle until it's time for the living fucking puppet to get his big ole' mascot head knocked across the arena by Bourbon and Beef.
The lights go out, when they come back on, we see Arby Beef.
Barney Green? Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Scarface
Guest
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08-19-2016, 08:07 AM
"Time to expand our business ventures overseas... hahaha fucking putos. Me and my cousin are in."
Barney Green
Back In Black
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08-19-2016, 08:57 AM
(08-18-2016, 08:56 AM) Robbie Bourbon Said: Barney Green? Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Laugh all you want but I got the experience that most people would crave to have. Been in the XWF off and on since 2008. I may be in the twilight years of my career but I can still go the distance.
Frodo mother fucking Smackins
Big Dick Playa
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08-19-2016, 09:04 AM
Teams go opt in for warfare.
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Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
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Mandii Rider
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Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy
Greg Busdriver
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08-19-2016, 05:33 PM
Hello, Bob dos equis, McDonalds Big Mac with SPECIAL SAUCE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Balls.
T E S T I C L E S
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YOWZA, BITCH!
Prof. Bobby Bourbon
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08-19-2016, 08:05 PM
(08-19-2016, 05:33 PM) Greg Busdriver Said: Hello, Bob dos equis, McDonalds Big Mac with SPECIAL SAUCE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Nope, I have no clue what you mean.
Don't want to know either.
Don't care.
Nobody cares.
Jerkbeast
I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YA!
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08-21-2016, 02:20 AM
(08-19-2016, 05:33 PM) Greg Busdriver Said: Hello, Bob dos equis, McDonalds Big Mac with SPECIAL SAUCE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Balls.
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YOU KNOW MR. BUSDRIVER, I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR GIB! FUCK IT, WHY DON'T WE TAG?
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