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~~Shade~~ · (08-06-2016)

T-Mobile Arena
Las Vegas, Nevada, Shade's Locker room

We open up with Shade shining his Signature black bat that he is going to use against his opponent that he is going to face at T-Mobile arena tonight night. He watches the youtube video that has been put by Drake Knight on the XWF website that coincides with their match on Savage. He stares into the screen of Hope laptop. He studies Drake Knight, who he see as just another piece of meat who is staking his claim in XWF. But more than likely will only be here for at least a month or Three. He then watches Drake Knight and his poster and the way he composes himself in public. He saw the arrogance as Drake walks into the set of the talk show and Shade shakes his head with disappointment. From the look of Shade's eyes, we can see he is not impressed. He sighs at the interview and relaxes on the couch that he is sitting on as he watches the match. As the interview gets underway, Shade hears the shower in the showers turn off and Hope comes out of the shower looking at the tv she scoffs at Drake Knight who is on the talk show before she goes to change at the other side of the room where the locker at located at other side of the locker room. Shade just sits there and watches while the interviewer Introduces Drake Knight. Hope comes in and laugh as she catches the last part of the introduction given to Drake Knight when the interviewer says

Quote:''the nightmare himself… DRAKE KNIGHT!”. Hope then says.

Did she actually say that. No seriously did she actually say that about him except if he is a nightmare in bed in a bad sense, but if she likes small steroid dicks it of her own virtue. This is going to be the most funny thing since the last Eddie Murphy standup show with so much money put on it.

Hope sits besides shade cuddling up onto him as they relax on the couch in each other company. The continue to watch in hope of a massive laugh they can get from the interview. The continue watch the video until when Drake said

Quote:''XwF, your nightmare has finally arrived and right now, I’m not very happy with the state of XwF.''

Which made Hope laugh even more with makes say the following line.

So not only does this jersey shore wanna be made the women that he guilt trips them to fuck him because he has a quite annoying personality from the way he composes himself from just watching him talk on this shitty talk show. He also has such a huge ego that he wants women around him, mainly the women he fucked with to call him the ''nightmare'' considering you are the only a rookie around here I can understand that you want to establish yourself in the XWF, but cmon old man, Yes you have many accomplishments outside of this promotions you have been in that are not XWF, but he doesn't see that I the XWF accomplishments don't matter and In here that you always start from the bottom and Try to make it to the Top. But also ''Your not happy with the state of the XWF well tough luck, He doesn't understand that no One cares, But of course from the look of his posture, It's obvious he not XWF smart, but ego smart. Also...........

Shade puts his hand over Hope's mouth to stop her from making her voice go over the volume of the video clip. He then says to her.

Hope baby could you shut up for a moment. I'm trying to see if the rookie who is a bit taller and older than me. Worth my Time because I don't want to enter the ring with him only to be eliminated by him in the match because I surely don't want to lose to a rookie who isn't humble because of course you and If you weren't listening the other times I have said it then we either need a talk or we have to go and get your ears check so let me reiterate it for you. I am the Prince of Death and The Reaper of XWF not to confuse it to being death that's Ghost Tank stick because he gained the right to call himself Death of XWF because I lost a match to him and the months that followed for very dark times for so let me just says I'm finally out of a sticky situation and I'm starting rebuild the legacy of me Shade and I have taking out Drezdin and I'm going to climb up the ladder again and try to reach the top of the mountain will also being at the top of the mountain as The First Ever Trio's Champion alongside John Black and Reeve, so babe let me put nicely again, shut up please I'm trying to concentrate.

Hope removes his hand over her mouth saying.

Fine but if something ridiculous comes up I'm saying something.

Shade who has missed a lot of the video only catches the part where Drake says.

Quote:“Shade, I find you a useless tool in this match. I see you as a battering ram and I intend to use you as I chuck you at both Chris Chaos and Ursula.''

This sentences makes Hope laugh so hard that she hurt herself from the shit that came out of Drake's mouth which in turn makes Shade remove his mask and points at the video saying while hiding his face from the camera.

This guy thinks I'm going to be his weapon. I'm definitely going to stick my bat up his ass and going to make come out the other side, I'm really sick this Jersey shore wanna be trying to act like he is some kind of professor or college graduate. So let's sit down and see what this fucker has else to say about me because I don't care about the others, their meaningless to me right now. Wait they're is a new update, Oh it's Chaos's video. I'll do his after mine, But first spray tan mcgee.

The Interview continues as normal and the ends which makes Shade quite disappointed with the new spray tan mcgee performance saying.

To be honest this guy has my props, he's a good promo and He looks like someone who just drank the steroid instead of injecting them. But he says that I'm only about my tools well, I'm going to prove to him that he is extremely wrong so, Knight when the match over, I'm going to prove to you that just another freak who needs to be put in his place because I'm the Prince of Death and you're just another meat head that need to good night night.

Hope laugh saying

Why do you good on this promos randomly especially when no one around to hear them except me also night night seriously. I have heard better ending to people random promos and I don't wrestle.

Shade just answers with a simple.

Shut Up Hope.

Hope looks at Shade saying

Well I'm hungry so do you want to go out to eat for a bit before we react to chaos video. I feel that we don't go out enough. So please.

Shade looks at her while he puts on his mask saying.

Fine, I do need to go out more. So grab the your bag I'll meet you in the carpark.

Shade then stands up and leaves the room. Before he leaves he turns around saying.

Oh before I forget here the keys I need you to lock the doors just in case someone tries to steal our stuff while we're out. Okay.

She turns around from the couch saying, As Shade throws the keys at her

Okay don't worry I'll lock up, So our stuff won't be stolen.

She then walk toward her bag that was at the locker area of the room. While Shade goes to the car park of the arena. As she then walks out of the room with her bag and before she locks the door she says.

We will be back.

[b]2 hour later

After 2 hours with silence in the room, Suddenly a loud noise comes from the door of Shades personal locker room. It get louder as the noise seem to be coming closer to the door of the locker room. The noise is at the loudest once it reaches the door of the room. The camera hears banging on the door, then we see then door unlock. Once the door opens we see a Hooded Figure goes into Shade's and sits on his couch and waits patiently for Shade and Hope to return their. He goes on there and watch a of very specific porn and starts beating the bush. After about 10 minutes of the Hooded Figure beaten his bush. Shade and Hope return, with Hope a little intoxicated from there day out enjoying himself. So Shade had to carry her by piggybacking her to their locker room. But Shade notices the doors lock has been damage and when Shade opens the door he finds the Hooded Figure on his couch beating the bush, So he puts Hope outside against the wall and he gets his sw6 black revolver out of Hope hand bag and walks into the room and points his gun at the Hooded Figure saying.

Who the hell are and why the fuck are you beating the bush in my locker room.

The Hooded Figure responds by saying.

Hey I'm wanking here do you want me of all people to get blue balls because you didn't let me finish.

Shade puts down his gun down because he recognises the voice of the Hooded Figure. He then says

What the fuck are you doing here and why the fuck are doing this in my locker room I kind of need to something.

The Hooded Figure looks at Shade saying.

Look the reason I'm here is because ..................

The camera cuts Out. When the camera turns back on, we return to see that Hope is sober again and that Her and Shade have just finish watching Chris Chaos promo against Shade in particular and Hope looks at Shade saying.

So Shady what do you think.

Shade looks at Hope saying.

Chaos is a very very special person. Not only does he believe the metaphorical bull shit that comes out of his mouth, he also thinks or believe that he's some sort of wise metaphorical genius even though he can't compare to the greatness that is me. He thinks that I have indulge myself in some kind of fantasy world. When he doesn't know the reason why I wear this mask. I thought Knight was bad, but I'm going to retract my statement and say Knight is decent, But his ego needs a bit of a working too. While this guy, Chaos ego is through the goddam roof and Now he's trying to target me as a person. He tries to drag my name in dirt and tries to make my existence a huge fucking joke even though I know life is just one big joke, That no one gets. He is saying I'm some sort of nerdy teenager who was raped, abused and tries to hint that in some way I'm gay even though everyone knows himself and his buddy over their in their own fantasy land just video games. Are butting bums every night before you go to bed or just do it all night. You think you know me or what hell is and now just saying what all the rest of them are saying that I'm just what a teenager who think a badass is unlike, you I don't give a shit that people thinks that I'm edgy in anyway because I'm the mother fucking Prince of Death. While you don't understand that concept. you call me a failure in reality. when you call me and I quote

Quote:''he is one of those pimple faced kids with braces who got wedgies and swirlees and his glasses knocked off at school everyday''

. Hey dude It's the Twenty First Century mean that people were bullied back in your days old man but now people bully each other online. Of course you won't know that because you're just another fucking mental patient in the works, Also I have never been to a High School because I was home school. Now the last part of your let's just say performance was topped off with your threaten my women and Comparing her to a hospice worker. So I'm going have to single you out and I'm going to shove my bat into your anal rectum, Then I'll kick that up your ass so much it will appear in mouth with shit at the top of it. So Chaos I'm going to make you humble If it means torturing your ass then It will be a fair deals. I'm only going to use my gun to sacrifice your ass and Oh before I forget you under estimated my wrestling, So I'm going to break your fucking neck.

Shade then turns to Hope who says.

You did it again. I think you need to get Physiological help with your random promo cuts.

Shade Responds saying

Shut.

Hope then asks

What about Ursula Areano.

Shade then says

The guys took care of her, But damn I would fuck that bitch in different area codes.

Hope then removes his mask without showing the camera slapping him saying.

Don't say that Shit, While I'm around.

Shade just nod his head saying

Okay then what you going to do about it.

Hope then goes in a kisses Shade saying.

That what I'm going to do.

Hope then jumps on Shade removing his shirt saying

We have a few hours left why not pass the time.[/b]

The Camera cuts

[End Of Transmission]

note: Had to do this really quickly had to got to a wedding today. so didn't proof read it, so if mistake It my fault.

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