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Barney Green · (08-06-2016)

I'm back in the XWF for one reason and one reason only. To prove to myself and everyone else that I still got the drive I had back in 2012 when I became World Champion. I may be 32 now and broken down but I can still go the distance.

Pain is only temporary but fame is forever. It's time I prove I am worthy of holding a title. Jose Gomez and Adam Wednesday should be honored that they get to step into the ring with a former World Champion.

I may be a drunk but that's all good. I drink to numb the pain and keep going forward. Celebrating in bars with all my fans makes me smile. I am just some guy from Boston who wasn't a good wrestler but rose to the top by my dedication and willingness to hurt myself. My belly may be just a bit bigger than most superstars and I may look like some drunk off the streets stepping into the danger zone but that means nothing.

I just hope people don't misunderstand my intentions for this run. Instead of being the soft, lovable oaf Barney Green. I am gonna be the violent brawlin'', psychopathic Barney Green who isn't afraid to mix it up by using violence if necessary.

I may have been fucked by many trannies in my day but I am not a throw pillow. I will keep scratching and clawing my way back up to the top. People always underestimate me and call me a loser. Go right ahead and do that. All it does it make you look and sound foolish. I am who I am at the end of the day. The shemale pleasin', ladyboy killin', All-Night Tranny Thrillin' stud with the 4 inch dick.

Come Savage, You are gonna see and experience that, Gomez and Wednesday. You both are getting sent to slaughter against me. Even on one good leg, I can still brawl with the best of them!

Since I left the business, I have been keeping myself busy by doing promotional appearances all around Boston. One of the most random appearances had to be the one I did at a Frozen Yogurt shop. It was fun though! I ate so much frozen yogurt that day though! That stuff is like an orgasm in your mouth! Maybe because I have had so much cum get jammed down my throat over the years of living the lifestyle I have. It felt good to have something cold go down my throat instead of that.

I am not one of those guys that has to wrestle to continue to live the lifestyle I do. I got a decent amount saved up that I can afford to wrestle on the weekends and enjoy the rest of the week with autograph signings and appearances at random events.

Jeff Night has been a good manager for me in terms of getting me bookings and handling my finances. I learned from my mistakes in the past. Back in 2009, I lost everything and didn't want to experience that again so I let somebody else handle my finances and who better than the guy that has traveled the road with me in this business. He has a degree in Finance which people find funny. A hippie with a finance background but he knows what to do to make sure I don't wind up living in my car again which happened back when Green Mansion got repossessed by the bank and I had to move out.

Armed with only 5 boxes of stuff I could hold onto which was mostly clothes and a few mementos of a previous life, I drove from Las Vegas, NV back to Boston, MA. That was a tough 25 day drive because I kept getting booked on wrestling shows throughout the states I traveled through! It was a good learning experience for me! I got back to Boston and stayed with Jeff Night for a bit hence how we became closer friends. He gave me a place to "stay" basically. I say that because I dropped my stuff off, showered and was wrestling the same day I made it back to Boston and went back out on the road.

Traveling in a van was not fun. Only positive was I had the bright idea to take my bed and place it in there so I could save money by sleeping in my van instead of staying at a hotel. That was a rough time in my life. Living in my vehicle and showering at truck stops or at buildings where the shows were being held was definitely not fun. I wasn't make much so I wound up in the best shape of my life during that time. I weighed 285 and was able to move because I had to be smart with my money. Went on the peanut butter and ramen noodles diet. Needed money to put gas in the van.

There were sleepless nights I spent on the road! Trying to hit that next town and hope to make it because last thing you need is that reputation. I got to wrestle so many different talents over time that I became better at my craft. Getting woken up by Police and told to keep moving because sleeping in your vehicle is usually frowned upon. Luckily for me, my ring gear usually consisted of what I normally wear so I didn't have to worry about keeping my gear looking sharp.

I am grateful for all the people I have met over the years who took the time to train the young kid from Boston who was a bit dumb. Without Foley Anderson, There would be no Barney Green. He took the time to train me when most people would have ignored me and viewed what I did as a publicity stunt. Filmmaker starts wrestling but I was always a fan. Foley took good care of me and I use some of his moves as my way of honoring him. It was a dark day for me when he passed on and I had to carry the torch as one of the last people he ever trained in the business. It was an honor to be trained by a guy who knew my limitations and what I could accomplish.

Adam Wednesday and Jose Gomez are gonna see what I am about in the ring. I guarantee that. Never backed down from a fight and I don't plan on doing that now. I may have lost a bit of an edge due to age but I will prove everybody wrong. At 32 and in the twilight of my career, I am ready to go the distance. To make everybody chant my name. No matter what happens, I will find a way to keep getting back up. As long as the fans chant my name, I will not die in the ring. I will give it every single ounce of my mortal being to keep going. Later, XWF.

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