lets see what happens

Top 5 xwf super stars that I think has it going

5.dillinger

4.roxy cotton

3.bourbon

2.ghost tank

1.unknown soldier

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Roxy?

Well, she IS undefeated...

Nah.

Robbie Bourbon

Pest

Morbid Angel

Robbie Bourbon when he's sleeping

...

Robbie scratches his head for a minute.

...and Robbie Bourbon in street clothes.

"Anyone with a fucking title. How about that? Easy top five right there. Because Makaveli isn't around anymore, it seems. So you got five champions, there's the top five. Anyone without a title, are below them. If I had to rate below the five, I'd have to say at number ten would be a dog, and below the dog is Frodo.

Get it? Because he fucks dogs and gets fucked by dogs.

Rest of his family is fine by me. They are below Peter. Who is number five. Though, Frodo's wife and daughter are better than Peter. Mostly because Fuzen loves them. As does Alysia.

Fuck it.

Lane, Soldier, Myself, Dillinger, Sarah, Katie, Peter, Crack, Swagmire, Ferdinand the dog, Frodo."

Ho, hey, I was just listing my five favorite XWF Superstars...

Robbie scratches his head for a minute.

You.

You no good, pansy ass, salad-tossing when the trucker ain't wiped for a month, cum-swallowing when the three horses were injected with chlamydia, ebola, and HIV, shit-sucking when the turds come plop-plop-plopping out of the back end of a decapitated midget expelling the last of it's waste post-mortem, going around pretending to be big and bad, can't even list himself as the best or his own fucking favorite, son-of-a-bitch-who-is-the-daughter-of-a-cunt waste of oxygen.

How's about after I pin Dillinger for the IC title, I come take that little strap off your shoulders, and then I spin your head backwards like an owl. One Neckwrecker is all you need so you can see how pathetic your ass is.

(07-06-2016, 02:55 PM)drezdin5788 Said: lets see what happens

Top 5 xwf super stars that I think has it going

5.dillinger

4.roxy cotton

3.bourbon

2.ghost tank

1.unknown soldier

(07-06-2016, 03:03 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Roxy?

Well, she IS undefeated...

She doesn't even wrestle tho Drezzy... in fact name one match she even fought in...oh wait, only going by whats selling merch huh? Fuck it then.

She beat Nico LaVey.

First of all if your in my top 5 y'all you don't necessarily have to fight or even be holding a title. There are other things that will get you in, what are they I'll let y'all figure it out. And secondly gt you've would been as in should of been THEE #1 top dog if you had had a lost or if I lost to Robbie or if either Robbie or Frodo fucking it up right now. I won't post another top 5 till same day next week. So hold ya horses.....that if you have some.

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"My top 5;
5. Scully
4. Scully
3. Scully
2. Scully
1. Oh wait, it's...
Scully
Scully is the Top 5!"

(07-07-2016, 12:56 PM)Scully Said: "My top 5;
5. Scully
4. Scully
3. Scully
2. Scully
1. Oh wait, it's...
Scully
Scully is the Top 5!"

"Why would you insult your stablemates by implying they're worse than you?"

Whothefuckareyou???

"Yeah Jakob, who the fuck are you?
I would not want to put my Union teammates in any particular order cuz we're all as good each other. We all play our part, we are a team after all, that's why it was easier to say... Me!"

(07-07-2016, 01:31 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said: Whothefuckareyou???

(07-07-2016, 01:41 PM)Scully Said: "Yeah Jakob, who the fuck are you?
I would not want to put my Union teammates in any particular order cuz we're all as good each other. We all play our part, we are a team after all, that's why it was easier to say... Me!"

Jakob clears his throat before speaking again.

"Apologies for not introducing myself earlier. Jakob Davis, apparently a hot prospect so I've heard, and currently one of the two #1 Contenders to the Hart Title for Leap of Faith. Anyway, if you're saying your teammates are as good as you, why not give them the credit they deserve and just simply say the Union? Not giving your teammates any credit just seems like a scum move."

Shut the fuck up robot.

Start talking again when you know how to sound like a human.

(07-07-2016, 02:02 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said: Shut the fuck up robot.

Start talking again when you know how to sound like a human.

Jakob looks at Luca, bewildered.

"Excuse m-"

All of a sudden Gavin barges in from out of nowhere, and is looking at Luca. "Better to sound like a robot than to sound like a who can't speak properly."

Jakob is then confused as he looks at Gavin. "Where in the blue hell did you come from?" he asked.

"I work in mysterious ways," Gavin says, before walking off to be wherever, leaving Jakob stunned.

Best tell your girlfriend to shut her fuckin' mouth before I smack her the fuck up and leave you two lookin' like you done faceswapped.

(07-07-2016, 02:09 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said: Best tell your girlfriend to shut her fuckin' mouth before I smack her the fuck up and leave you two lookin' like you done faceswapped.

"A gay insult. Great. You know, I should have seen this coming but I didn't expect it to come this quick. Listen pal, you've been around the block a few times and I can respect that, but please kindly keep any and all overdone insults to a minimum around me? Thanks. It's just that I got bigger fish to fry rather than getting into a small verbal scuffle. I just wanted to know why Scully wasn't being a good guy to his stablemates."

You scully my dear if you wanna be in my top five so YOU can be THEE I repeat THEE top #1 top dog all ya gotta do is.....well do something.

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

No, actually it was a misogynistic insult you fucking crybaby . See, and I don't know if you know this because you're fucking stupid, but I was calling your buddy a woman. Unless you yourself are also a woman trapped in a (technically) male body in which case fuck you, you didn't tell me your pronouns Jada.

(07-07-2016, 02:18 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said: No, actually it was a misogynistic insult you fucking crybaby . See, and I don't know if you know this because you're fucking stupid, but I was calling your buddy a woman. Unless you yourself are also a woman trapped in a (technically) male body in which case fuck you, you didn't tell me your pronouns Jada.

"He. I'm a he."

"Also I'm fairly sure my friend Gavin is in fact a male-"

Gavin pokes his head through the door saying, "Can confirm," before leaving again, allowing Jakob to continue.

"So yeah. Anyway, calling males females and vice versa also happens to be an overdone insult. I know this is before my time and all, but remember Rose Smith and how the roster insisted her true gender was masculine? Yeah."

"And to Drezdin, Scully actually did something. He's the top contender to Lane's title, which no offense but seems to be closer to the title than you'd ever get."

How the fuck are you supposed to be the authority on what overdone insults are when you can't even tell what the fuck the insult in question even is, Jada?

(07-07-2016, 02:24 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said: How the fuck are you supposed to be the authority on what overdone insults are when you can't even tell what the fuck the insult in question even is, Jada?

"Well, I mean I kinda provided examples. For instance, with gay insults, name one Frodo promo where he DIDN'T call someone a . And I already mentioned Rose Smith for the misogynistic insults. Aside from a minor mishap, I'm fairly sure I can tell which insults you're using here."

To you he did but I didn't see it. For me to count that, he'll have to do it again but in less time then it took him

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(07-07-2016, 02:33 PM)Jakob Davis Said:

(07-07-2016, 02:24 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said: How the fuck are you supposed to be the authority on what overdone insults are when you can't even tell what the fuck the insult in question even is, Jada?

"Well, I mean I kinda provided examples. For instance, with gay insults, name one Frodo promo where he DIDN'T call someone a . And I already mentioned Rose Smith for the misogynistic insults. Aside from a minor mishap, I'm fairly sure I can tell which insults you're using here."

Oh fuck! You have, gasp, examples? What, are you writing your thesis for a PhD in Faggotology or something? Fuck outta here with that pseudo-academic bullshit and throw something with some fuckin' meat on the bones, Jada. Don't fucking whine about 'durrr you're not original' like everyone ain't already copies of a copy.

cunt.

(07-07-2016, 02:34 PM)drezdin5788 Said: To you he did but I didn't see it. For me to count that, he'll have to do it again but in less time then it took him

"Do you have something against Scully or something? Advertising for his match with Lane is all over the XWF. Hell, Scully winning the Gauntlet for Contendership status has also been all over the XWF. Ghost Tank's promos, Gilmour's promos, hell even on Warfare Lane and Scully just had a confrontation..."

(07-07-2016, 02:44 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said:

(07-07-2016, 02:33 PM)Jakob Davis Said:

(07-07-2016, 02:24 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said: How the fuck are you supposed to be the authority on what overdone insults are when you can't even tell what the fuck the insult in question even is, Jada?

"Well, I mean I kinda provided examples. For instance, with gay insults, name one Frodo promo where he DIDN'T call someone a . And I already mentioned Rose Smith for the misogynistic insults. Aside from a minor mishap, I'm fairly sure I can tell which insults you're using here."

Oh fuck! You have, gasp, examples? What, are you writing your thesis for a PhD in Faggotology or something? Fuck outta here with that pseudo-academic bullshit and throw something with some fuckin' meat on the bones, Jada. Don't fucking whine about 'durrr you're not original' like everyone ain't already copies of a copy.

cunt.

"Well I mean I like to think I'm at least somewhat original, and it's payed off somewhat so far. Considering you're not even wrestling and I'm about to go for the Hart title at Leap of Faith and all of that."

"Fine Jakob, if it makes you feel better, The Union are the Top 5! I'm in The Union so therefore it makes no odds to me. By the way don't listen to 'Dredful,' his opinion is irrelevant considering he has special needs. He doesn't know what day of the week it is, nevermind what he's actually saying. The worst thing is he isn't even a loveable like I used to be, nah, he's just dumb as fuck and annoying.

Dred, I don't need your Top 5 cuz after all, yours doesn't matter! Now please, can someone decent do the Top 5?"

BBBUUURRRPPP!!!!!!!!! Huh? What?

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