The heavens ERUPT with violence and destrucity as the fiery aperture at the top of Mount Morbid, the highest, most volcanic peak in all of Mini Morbidoni, ejaculates a molten corona of magma, the sparks etching lingering golden lines through the purple sky!
In the momentary shadows, the scene reveals none other than MINI MORBID! The diminutive lifelong emperor of his realm! The first of his name! The progenitor of more than ten thousand perfect spermatozoa PER DAY!
Per.
Day.
Mini Morbid stands atop the violent peak, straddling the pinnacle, and we see that he is, in fact, urinating into the lava.
MEMBERS OF THE XWF!!!!
BEWARE the wrath of the Mini Morbidgod!!! Morbidcito is here to take the title, perro, and there is no one in the world who can stop him!
Scully?
YOUR MINISCULE PENIS MAKES ME LAUGH!!!
Tommy Wish?
YOU HAVE THE TESTICLES OS A CHILD!!!!
Peter Gilmour? Unknown Soldier? Ghost Tank? Chris Macbeth?
REMOVE THE COCKS OF ONE ANOTHER FROM YOUR RESPECTIVE SUCKHOLES AND THEN SPEAK TO ME OF BEING A CHAMPION!!!
None shall survive the onslaught of my TESTICULAR SUPERIORITY!!! I HAVE THE COCK OF A GOD!
Ginger Snaps, I have enjoyed the folds of your minge in the past, AND I SHALL HAVE THEM ONCE MORE. Your musk shall be the ointment my muscles require after tearing my opposition asunder! The salve for my battle scars!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SIKE! SIKE SO HARD!
There will BE no battle scars, Minger Snaps! WHY, you may ask? BECAUSE I WILL BE UNTOUCHED!!! My athleticism will be on full display as I fly through the air like a gryphon! My strength will be in focus when my fists crush the skulls of my competition LIKE BOULDERS IN AN AVALANCHE!!! The world will tremble beneath the IRON BOOTS of my dominance!
And when the dust settles, Miss Ginger Snatch, I will have my best scientists and doctors rebuild your hymen SO THAT I MAY DEFLOWER YOU AGAIN.
When I have finished with you, your vulva shall tremble… THE WHOLE WORLD’S VULVA SHALL TREMBLE… at the mere echo of my magnificent penis!
I shall defeat the entrants in the gauntlet! I shall win the triple threat! And then… THEN… I will defecate in the mouth of FUCKERBOY the Universal Champion! HE HAS THE HAIR OF A WOMAN! The XWF deserves a champion with a chest that is BROAD! Latissimus dorsi large enough to flap like WINGS! A COCK THAT THROWS ITS SHADOW ACROSS THE WORLD!!!!! Not a bitch like Vagina Lane.
TAKE HEED, XWF! The Gauntlet, and the Universal Title, SHALL BE MINE!!!!
ARRIBA!!!!
And with that, the Warrior King downs an entire bottle of vodka and calls to the heavens… bringing down a fierce wyvern to be his steed!
ONWARD, VULCANIS! TO PHILADELPHIA WE FLY!!!!
A clap of thunder, and the Mini One is gone into the night!
bitch like Vagina Lane. ![[Image: 5z3j5uE.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/5z3j5uE.jpg)
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