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Tommy Wish · (06-02-2016)

[We see Tommy in his apartment nothing but in his boxers sweating from his broken AC that his landlord never fixed. So he gets up from the couch to get a rack of ice cubes from his fridge to rub himself with until he heard a knock on the door.]

Tommy: Who is it?

???: Guess who?

[After that banter Tommy, ends up going to the door and he see’s his current Ilana Glazer look a like, Jonee, nothing but in her sundress and converse on her feet. He smiles and let her into his hot ass apartment.]

Jonee: Seesh when is your landlord going to fix it?

Tommy: I think never, he’s a lazy prick and for every time I pay him before the ending of the month for rent; he just ends up using my money to spend on bullshit things.

Jonne: What Bullshit things you mean?

Tommy: Fuck I know, hey meet me on the couch with that ice tray it’s fucking hawt in hurr!

[Tommy heads to the couch and we see Jonee with the tray of ice coming near his direction to the couch. He turns on his flat screen TV and started to surf for good show to watch, then about fifteen minutes, he stumbles upon a XWF commercial with Vinny Lane’s face on it. His girl takes notice.]

Jonee: OHHH SHEET IT’S LOVERBOY!!!!! Gahhhh he is the most handsome man ever to walk in this earth.

[While Jonee was getting her pussy wet from Loverboy’s speech, he rubs himself with some ice to combat the sweat that was prolonging his body. Then he heard something about some gauntlet for a contendership for the top strap, but once that slipped onto another commercial.]

Jonee: Awh, I couldn’t fully enjoy his…his…

Tommy: You know he got a wife right?

Jonee: Oh heh…uhh…

Tommy: I heard about some gauntlet for a contendership for the top strap, did you have full knowledge of it?

[Then Jonee started to masturbate the thought of the man, but Tommy smacks her hand away from her crotch like a nun with a ruler.]

Tommy: HEY stop touching yourself over a married man, you fuckin slut

Jonee: HEY whom are you callin a slut, you the one who was sucking on your sister’s toes back as a teen!

[Tommy then gets angry and motions to slap her, but then backs away from her crazy feminist logic.]

Tommy: Alright fine, you not a slut, but you told me you had your way with your drunken stepsister at one of your friends parties.

Jonee: I was high what did you expect, plus I never even known I’ve had a stepsister. She looked like she was ready to eat me out like a tiger, so I gave into the kill.

[Tommy then Kanye shrugs and processed to rub the remaining cubes on his body. Then Jonee decides to take off her sundress baring nothing but her red bra and white panties, she takes the last cube and sits on his lap to rub it on his face. Tommy’s eyes were closed as she was talking to him.]

Jonee: Tommy, you know I heard on that commercial, it’s for the contenderhip to the Universal Title. Also, it’s free to anyone in the locker room to join, you know how much shit I know from the screen.

[Jonee pulls his face to her in the heat of the moment as she tell him this.]

Jonee: Tommy my love, you are the toughest man in this fake wrestling stuff. I have no idea how you make a living off this stuff, but I can see you getting your shot at being known again in the wrestling world. How would feel to be the man to take down a man who’s the Universal Champion?

Tommy: Jonee, for all my life in this wrestling bizness I’ve never EVER heard a opportunity like this presented. Just for Loverboy to say ANYONE could join this gauntlet…is just perfect to be honest.

Jonee: So will you join it? Even if you don’t come out the victor with a contendership to the Universal Championship; I will still think of you as my poetic wrestling hero…even if you have a wired thing for feet.

[Tommy rolls his eyes and nods his head and she starts hugging him for accepting this challenge. Then he lifts her up in a newborn position and carries her to the bedroom….well lets just the say the scene ends on a pink note.]

To all the ones who’s partaking the Gauntlet, I know I won’t make it out alive as the number one contender. In fact, I could careless for trying to impress the dysfunctional GM’s including the “owner” himself. What I want to do is see how far I can go with this whole stipulation of men who are probably going to get a shot at the belt within a span of six to sixteen months. Shit the first name I see is the returning Eli James, well he probs gonna lose the Gaulent but somehow get involved with having the head of Roxy…ehhh…. Fuck that. Eli and to the other 30+ guys who might enter this thing, just know that even if I don’t win this whole entire thing, I will still kill anyone of you MF’ers with my HideYaFace that will send a message to all who don’t like me and to Lane and Roxy also, so in short, be ready because I am three times better than Sid Feder in the shredder…I don’t know if it rhymed, but whatever see you ninjas at Warfare.

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