Hero Xtreme 7.9 is up in heaven training to become a 8.0 when his phone rings.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Hello?

NOCMM: Hey, it's me.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Hey buddy, what's up?

NOCMM: Remember your curse thingy that when you get run over by a xenophobic person you can't wrestle anymore for 13 years?

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Yes, I remember.

NOCMM: Well...there's a loophole.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: There is?

NOCMM: Yeah, it only applies in places with three ropes round the place of combat.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Oh shit.

NOCMM: There just so happens to be an XTREME TITLE MATCH THAT ANYONE CAN WRESTLE IN WITH NO ROPES.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 breaks his phone with his GOD POWERS and casts a magic spell to teleport NOCMM to heaven so they can talk FACE TO INVISIBLE FACE.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Who's the chumpion piece of trash I have to beat.

NOCMM invisibly looks at the clouds then stares straight at God's face.

NOCMM: Frodo Smackins.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: He's a main eventer now? The XWF may be even worse then when I left it. Is Oakpee still kicking about? That monkey fucking gay?

NOCMM: No, I think he committed suicide when you got into an accident because he loved you so much. They had a monkey take over for him for while.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Gross.

NOCMM: I haven't seen him for awhile. He might have got raped to death or something.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Good I hate monkeys. Especially sodomite ones.

NOCMM invisibly vomits because monkeys are super gross. He used to think they were funny, but that passed when he learned that some resorted to plagiarism to make interesting promos, or what they thought were interesting promos anyway. It was still rookie shit.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: It's an open challenge type match, right?

NOCMM nods, even though he's invisible God knows that he nodded telepathically.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Then you shit on the rookie promos and harass them and I'll own the main eventers with my Godly words. I'll do whatever it takes to challenge this Frodo and see if he's worthy or being called a main eventer. If he fails I'll take his belt or let someone else have it, and if he succeeds then I'll let him win.

NOCMM: God's will is the only will.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: I WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.

God cackles then flies back to Earth for the first time in 8 months as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

In the blackness an invisible man's voice calls out.

NOCMM: Should I tell Hero Xtreme Un of your return?

God gives no response.

Star of The Month (February 2002)
WXC Tag Team Champion x3 (/w Venom Explosion (2), DJ Death)
UWF X-Treme Champion x5
UWF No Limits Champion x2
UWF Tag Team Champion x1 (/w Shaker Jones)
BBCXR Heavyweight Champion x4
SOW World Champion x2
RXW World Champion x1
RXW X-Division Champion x1
NWPW Rapid Division Champion x 3
WFWD Intercontinental Champion x2
XWL United States Champion x2
XWL European Champion x1
XWL Tag Bowl Winner (/w White Abyss)
BLOOD Bleeding Champion x3

All Time Record: 912-32-4
Hero Xtreme Un Record: 0-3-0

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