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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · (04-04-2016)

NOCMM: 2015. That was the last time the XWF had a God among them. On Warfare this God returns. Back then there was only one person on the roster with any talent at all, my client. Nothing has changed in 10 months. Sure, a few gay stables came and went, a monkey won a belt from a

and then lost it back to the sodomite, but ever since my client was first forced to leave the XWF back in 2002 that type of shit has been common place.

NOCMM eyes are full of invisible tears. It's only okay to cry during emotional promos about how great God is, if and only if the tears are invisible tears. Crying for any other reason is a bitch move that only rookies,

, and (completely equal to men) women do.

NOCMM: This place is full of rookies and fags and until 2028 when GOD can make a complete return it will continue to be. He cannot control the federation yet.

NOCMM wipes more invisible tears.

NOCMM: We have 12 years until our next chance at salvation.

NOCMM stares at all the old skool fans who have gathered at the park of God. There are over 30 billion God loving souls. They will all be in attendance or watching Warfare at home.

NOCMM: Wednesday will be the highest rated XWF show in 10 months.

The old skool fans give a loud thunderous applause for several hours before NOCMM interrupts them.

NOCMM: But sadly, they won't be given a good show. All the old skool fans will tune out after the real main event and be bored to tears by the shit matches that lead up to it. The real main event itself will be dragged down by this shitty rookie.

A picture of the dead sodomite piece of shit David Bowie appears behind NOCMM.

NOCMM: O'Pedophile McGayBitch. That's not this brain dead rookie's real name but it doesn't matter to any of you anyway. You'd forget because....he or she....is worthless trash. I watched this idiot shit's only promo. An Automatic Teller Machine said it best.

Quote:ATM: BO-RING, BO-RING, BO-RING!!!

NOCMM: I'm glad none of you saw it. It was long, pointless, and shitty. They pretty much shit on a kite and called it a promo. I think it's what killed David Bowie. I'm glad none you got cancer from that promo.

NOCMM takes a final solemn look at the crowd.

NOCMM: If anything happened to you my client would be very sad.

A resounding "Awe" echoes throughout the park. The old skool fans think about how kind, sensitive, and caring God is to them as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

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