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Ted and Dave · **03-27-2016, 06:27 AM**

The party is almost in full swing and Tush, Scully and Chris Macbeth the guests of honor are due to arrive shortly.

By full swing I mean, Ted, Dave the dodgy looking hookers and whoever's eye'swe are looking through are here... nobody else.

Dave is stood in the corner of the room facing the wall, Ted is ducked down behind an arm chair and the hookers are passed out on the floor.

Dave: 3-2-1, ready or not here I come.

Dave turns around to face the room with a big smile on his face and his giant schlong hanging out ofhis trousers.

Ah, good good old fashioned game of pin the schlong on the stoner.

Dave rushes around the room, schlong flailing about in search of his stoner buddy Ted which is still ducked down behind the chair giggling to himself. Just as Dave was aboutto turn and spot Ted there was a knock on the door.

Ted: "Yes, more guests."

Ted jumps to his feet and Dave begins to try and wrestle his champion back into his pant's when Ted opens the door. Once he see's who is on the other side his jaw drops. Dave looks up and drops his schlong in shock letting it swing loose and low.

Who could it be?

The eyes of the guest we are looking through peaks around the door to find none other than...

FUCK ME ITS DWAYNE "THE SCHLONG" JOHNSON!

Dwayne: "That right the former XWF superstar and savior of the failing franchise Dwayne "The Schlong" Johnson is in the house bitches."

The schlong walks into the room admiring Dave's own freely hanging serpent. The Schlong pauses infront of Dave and begins to unbutton his own pants.

Dwayne: "Sword fight?"

The Schlong's, schong falls out of his pants with the grace of a ballerina until the tip hit the floor cause a minor earthquake. Dave quickly declines and inserets his own member backinto his pant'swhich seemed alot easier and small now The Schlong has demasculated him. The Schlong shrugs his shoulders and heads to the giant bowel of punch.

Dwayne: "Lets get my drink on."

Ted and Dave just turn and staire as The Schlong walks away from them.

To be Continued...

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