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Alexis Riot · (02-20-2016)

"Wow, just wow,"

"Socio, you deserve a reward. Somebody make a big ass trophy for Socio and have on it proudly read, in words etched in its very gold,"

"Worst promo in XWF history,"

"I mean... what the fuck was that? That... I guess I have to call it a promo was an insult to XWF superstars past and present who actually give a shit about producing quality promos week after week! I mean, you're making Mike L. Green look like Austin Fucking Fernando in comparison! Not only that, half of it was directly pulled from Wizard Of Oz, making your promo both awful and unoriginal! That entire promo was shit, which is impressive considering you gave no shits making it!"

"Do I have to talk more about it? Everybody with half a brain cell knows that was garbage! In fact, I might not show up to our match on Warfare! If you're not going to give a damn about our match, neither will I!"

"But hey, let's all look at the bright side, at least Socio didn't do something as pathetic as liking his own piece of shit promo!"

"Oh wait,"

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"How much of a time waster do you have to be to LIKE your own goddamn promo? Did you think everyone forgot how to like a promo, and so you graciously gave us all an example? Newsflash roid for brains, we're not as restarted as you! If we see something we like, we know how to like it, and your abortion of a promo had nothing to like with not even an iota of quality in it!"

"Usually this is the part where I say how much I'm looking forward to my match against my opponent and how close the match is gonna be, but no. Our match is not going to be close by any stretch of the imagination, even by the drug enhanced imagination of Socio! It's going to be a massacre, a pink haired girl kicking a steroid freak around a boiler room for a few minutes, and I'm not looking forward to it,"

"Amjetkun, all you are is a waste of time. An unwelcome roadblock on the road to glory the Riot Revolution is about to plow right through! I have bigger things on the horizon besides kicking your bitch ass around! A rematch with Peter Gilmour for the Hart Championship, a belt I would have won if it wasn't for Socio playing doctor by the way, a future match against Austin Fernando for his belt, and first and foremost, getting my hands around the pencil neck of Pest,"

"I still haven't forgot being set on fire you pedophiliac bastard!"

"Back on topic, Socio, if this is the best you can do, stop trying. A promo is a reflection of how good an XWF superstar is, and what this promo shows is that you're a grade A jabroni! When I kick your ass around that boiler room and subject you to the most pain and humiliation you've ever felt in your life, remember that you caused all this to happen,"

"I didn't have to dominate you,"

"I didn't have to ruin your already poor reputation in the XWF,"

"You didn't have to undergo a sex change,"

"You brought it all on yourself,"

"In short, I award your promo no points, and may God have mercy on your soul,"

"Because I sure as hell won't,"

"Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them,"-The Aristocats

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