Mia Dim
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01-19-2016, 08:05 PM
Meanwhile, in Mexico...
Dim had just arrived to his hotel room after spending some quality time with Peter and Trump at a bar across the street. They were partying all night and drinking Tequila with the locals. He brought with him a sexy woman that he met. She has big titties and a sexy vagina.
Her name is Juanita and she's a beautiful woman.
Dim takes off his pants and tighty whities. He then undresses her and slowly inserts his big penis inside of her wet vagina. He lights up one of those cigarettes that Cain likes to smoke and grabs a microphone. His speech is a little bit slurred so try to keep up.
Dim: "Were only hourssss away fromm w-winning the gold, me and Peter. We are The Killer...ssss! Cain is a Goddamn . I heard all that shit he was sayin' out there. He tried to say that I'm tryin' to leave Peter out of my meetin' with Trump. Well, too bad Peter was busy that day fuckin' his hot bitch Maria Brink all over this Goddamn hotel which is somethin' you know nothin' about, you stupid gay werewolf. Go cut yer' Goddamn fingernails, you weird, gay fuck! Yer' probably goin' to have Duke give you a manicure and a pedicure, ain't ya? . "
Quote:No. I am not a former Trios, Tag, or X-Treme Champion. That's simply because I am meant for so much more than to share the spotlight with inferior trash.
"Yer' a dumb , ain't ya? Yer' talkin' about belts that have been held by the biggest names in XWF, includin' myself. People who have beaten you with no trouble or effort. You ain't nobody, Goddamn it! You done nothin' but get yer' ass kicked all day long! You ain't meant for no spotlight, hell you ain't even meant for the damn flickerin' lightbulb in yer' shitter room. You know nothin' about no spotlight, you fuckin' queer. Hell, the spotlight sees you, says to itself 'Good lord, what a huge loser and ! Anything but him!' and then points itself to the popcorn kernel sittin' in a pool of rat piss underneath bleachers!"
Quote:For God's sake, I've not once heard from my partner since this match was announced.
"Cause yer' partner realizes that he's teamed up with a bigger than himself and can't win anything. . He probably crosses his little fingers all week, prayin' to the good Lord that he wouldn't be teamed up with someone gayer than himself. Then he saw the card and said, 'oh fuck! THAT GUY?! HE WORKS HERE?!'"
Quote:I don't need him to kick your asses though. Believe that.
"I think you owe Roman Reigns a royalty fee or some shit fer' usin' that gay line of his. You must be really eager to look like the biggest homosexual walkin' God's earth this week, ain't ya? I think yer' pullin' the weight this week for you and yer' ass partner in that department. Good job on that, queer!"
Quote:Hah. You want to get this demon out of me? Tch. Mother fucker, you're looking at the demon. I am not your average fighter and by now you should know that
"I know I'm lookin' at a demon, you stupid ! I look into them eyes of yer's and I see my prey. That is what makes you so Goddamn weak and pathetic. After I'm done beatin' you down with one fist while I chug a Budlight in the other, I'm goin' to reach up in ya' and pull that demon right out and leave you in a heap of yer' flesh. I'm on a mission, Cain.
"It's a mission to hunt down the demons, and like you said, Cain; you ain't even an average fighter. Yeah, the whole world agrees with you on that point cause you ain't nothin' but a BELOW AVERAGE fighter. HAHAHA! Oh yeah, that's right! You miss the mark in every area when it comes to yer' fightin' abilities and yer' Goddamn list of accomplishments, err' lack there of, is proof.
"Yer' nothin'! You ain't got no spotlight and you never will cause yer' a stupid vampire that's afraid of light! Whether you choose to believe it or not, you are the gay, sparkly vampire of the XWF. Every time success tries to come close to you, you engulf in flames and turn into dust. And all you got is yer' memories of kissin' Duke's ass and gettin' yer' ass kicked by everyone.
"I'm goin' to leave you with another one of them memories tomorrow night, only, it'll be Donald Trump's ass that you end up kissin'!
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Dim finishes having sex with the 100% pure woman and takes another shot of Tequila.
I hate people who look different
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