"Wow... just wow..."

"You two are supposed to be the top of the mountain, the cream of he crop, the best in the world, and hell, all your accolades and accomplishments, regardless on how you won them, point in that direction! So please, answer me this,"

"How come the only points you guys have pulled out of your ass against me that actually have some merit are that I typed the title of my last promo in all caps and that I'm actually not the first ever female X-treme champion?"



"I mean seriously! Are you guys even trying anymore? You two call yourselves "the best" and all you did was give me crap! Luca, you say me and Drake have been spitting weak fire at you?"

"Well all you guys just did is blow some lukewarm air,"

"Let's start with Austin Fernando's cute little attempt to get me,"

"First of all, that little jab at me and Drake's relationship? Real mature. A man and a woman both team up to take you down and you make a sex joke. It's 20 fucking 16, sex and dick jokes will get you nowhere, but since you brought it up, I must ask a question,"

"Do you prefer to be on top of Luca or do you prefer Luca to be on top of you?"

"Anyway, so then you claim that I'm not the first female X-Treme Champion, but Mandii was, and you know what?"

"You're right,"

"In the words of Luca, "Gold star, A1,". That was a dumbass mistake on my part and on behalf of my Rioters listening to this,"

"I apologize,"

"Now that that's out of the way, let's see what else you talked about in your promo,"

"..."

"That's it? The rest is just gloating about my little fuck up?"

"No other points, counter arguments, or even just a false claim with no weight to it?"

"That's all he can say about me?"

"..."

"Well Fernando, it seems I overestimated you. We all make mistakes, and some really dumb ones at that, even you. But as of 1/1/16, I believe the two biggest mistakes you've ever made in your life were signing up to face me and Drake at Warfare and thinking the weak sauce you just threw at me would do anything!"

"This promo shows I have you backed up in a corner, and that all you can do is grasp at straws to try and slow my momentum! Well Fernando, you can call me a locomotive, all your attempts to derail me are failing and soon you and me will collide, and you won't survive the impact."

"Now let's move on to Mr. -4 Percent Better himself, Luca Arzegotti!

"That's right, I finally got your name right. I had to know your name for the tombstone in front of the grave you just dug yourself in!"

"Really Luca? You know, I could have just written my title in all caps not because I'm a screaming spastic, but because I was just trying to generate interest,"

"Just a thought,"

"Moving on, you really think your lack of matches in 2015 is an accomplishment?"

"You're no Brock Lesnar, and you're sure as hell aren't a valuable commodity!"

"The real reason you were in so few matches is because four matches is all the XWF universe can take of seeing your annoying ass face before changing the channel!"

"Oh, and the fact the XWF closed down for a good couple of months might have something to do with your lack of matches,"

"Once again, just a thought,"

"The people don't pay money to see you, they pay money for the other more exciting matches on the card with higher caliber superstars than you! The only people who spend money on an XWF ticket with you in mind is your family and people who want to see you get your ass kicked,"

"And on January the 6th those people are going to get their money's worth!"

"Also, that little quote you included in your video, that WAS me using Fernando's mindset against him, I just thought people would get it and I wouldn't have to spell it out to them like they're ]

[color=#FF69B4]"Guess I was wrong, at least in your case!"

"I'm no corporate tool, I'm no sellout, and you find out just how fucking talented I am at Warfare,"

"Oh, and here's a visual representation of what's ACTULLY happening between you guys and us,"



"You're the small punk, we're the Zangeif kid,"

"To all of my Rioters, happy new year and Riot out."

The camera then once again cuts to static. The static blares for a few seconds before it suddenly cuts to a black screen with the words,

Don't worry about bringing the bodybags

The black screen then fades to a basement, in the middle of the basement are three bodybags hanging from the ceiling with a nametag on each. One says "Fernando", the other says "Arzegotti", and the last one says, "".

Fade to black.

Love me? Good. Hate me? Better

Accomplishments:
1 Time X-Treme Champion
Snow Job Gauntlet Winner