"Let the ceremonies begin! Gazing quietly around in this church before I preach, I saw nothing but foolish sins with no regret on the eyes of you miscreants. Sins like, stealing, paying no attention to your god, and things of the nature! You know who else commits ignorant sins of the disregarding kind? Ms. Ann! That's who! See, last week when I beat her she wasn't focused. She was focused on the black circle.

And she admitted this week she still is. She forgets to focus on me, we'll call that.. "Annmentia." This black circle that haunts her will be her true down fall, haunting her and mocking her, making a fool of her, while I beat her not only last week, but on April 22nd and make her my disciple, make her worship me since she refuses to see the light, the error of her ways. With that in mind, I shall show you, my humble servants the error of your ways! I see you wonder what I am speaking of...

The bible, while amazing, was a true misrepresentation of me. The Church of Punk needs its own knowledge and wisdom, written by yours truly, dedicated to it! So I present to you, the Bible of Punk! Here, everyone, take one! Read it!"

Punk is your only idol. Recognize him as the best in the world, and beyond it. You are NOT to badmouth Punk. The church is welcoming to all, and if you open one you must be as well. However, newcomers must be cleansed first. Live for Punk. Be it throwing a match, interfering in his for him, or allowing yourself to fail for his benefit. You may never challenge CM Punk.

1x European Champion