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We hadn't seen XWF'S Resident in action since the Xtreme Championship match at Relentless. Scully had an opportunity at his first XWF singles championship, his first official singles championship for that matter. He managed to get a shot at the title but unfortunately couldn't come out with a new, shiny belt around his waist. He aswell as 'uncle' Morbid, failed to take the title from Trax. Trax retained and then went on to lose the title, just the other day, to Lestrange, whoever that is.

Scully was kicking himself, literally, after coming so close to winning the XWF Xtreme title. He was so disappointed, especially after he performed so well. He probably cried himself to sleep but he now has to put that defeat behind him. He can only learn from the experience, right? Well, maybe not, this is Scully we're talking about. He probably can't even remember the match, nevermind take any positives from it. Who knows?!

Scully wanted to compete again. Sitting backstage somewhere, with it being Skull, probably chilling in the cleaning cupboard or some weird location, can get a little boring. Especially for someone who can't sit still for five minutes. Scully is always wanting to do things, even if it's chewing his sleeve. Scully put out an open challenge, to anyone. No one was really interested. I guess facing someone as unpredictable as the Scull Meister, can put you off?

Well Skull finally got an opponent or should I say two. He offered to put his XWF Championship on the line with the stipulation that if he loses, he will get the title redesigned and renamed for the winners choosing. Tommy Wish was the first to respond, followed by Maxwell Dane to make the match a triple threat. The triple threat rules means that Scully doesn't even have to be pinned to lose his championship, the championship he created. This match will take place in Skull's home country and will be the main event of Wednesday Night Warfare.

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The scene opens inside a small room. The newbie XWF reporter, Joey Mere is sat on a black leather chair, playing with his tie and obviously trying to make it tighter. The suit itself that he is wearing, looks a bit cheap. In front a wooden oak, coffee table with two bottles of water on them and a plate with a dozen chocolate chip cookies on them. Joey Mere, Steve Sayors new rival, looks into the camera and welcomes the XWF Galaxy.

Joey Mere:"Hello XWF Galaxy, my name is Joey Mere. You'll be seeing me alot when I take Steve Sayors job role."

Joey Mere chuckles to himself at the little dig.

Joey Mere:"Please may we welcome at this time, the XWF Champion, Scully."

The camera zooms out to reveal an empty seat. Joey Mere looks confused and looks to the left, gesturing at someone to come and sit down. The camera pans around as we see Scully has just picked his nose as he flicks the boogie. Joey looks disgusted as Skull walks over and sits down, with his XWF Championship in hand.

Joey Mere:"Hello Scully."

"Johnny."

Joey Mere:"It's Joey, Skull. Anyway, thanks for taking the time to talk with me. You haven't competed since Relentless. Firstly, how are you feeling now after coming so close to winning the XWF Xtreme Championship at Relentless?"

"How am I feeling? I'm feeling all left. I mean I don't get what happened doe. I was kicking bum and then the next thing I know, well I don't even know how but Trax was holding the title down low. The cage was broken, like the time I axidentist broke the wings of my Buzz Lightyear action figure.
I don't get why he won. Uncle Morbid was there too. Fandals they are! I hope Shane... Errr.. Made them pay for it. Aldoe I lost, I injoyed match. I had nightmares at first but they've seem to go now and I can concrete on the footure."

Joey Mere:"Since the pay-per-view, the title has now changed twice? Are you going to try and get another shot?"

"Twice? How many is that? Is that more than three? I thought the stranger was the champ?"

Joey Mere:"It's two, Skull. Lestrange has since lost the title to Tholomew Plague."

"Who is Rolo.. Tholo whatever you just said?"

Joey Mere:"Tholomew has been around for over a month. He is otherwise known as 'The Reverend'. He is the new XWF Xtreme Champion."

Scully sits there, daydreaming, stroking his XWF Championship. Joey Mere stares at him, wondering how Scully doesn't know who the Xtreme Champion is. Skull shakes it off, gets his phone out and goes on the XWF website. Joey just lets Scully get on with it. Skull then shows Joey a picture on his phone.

"This guy?"

Joey Mere:"Yes, that's the new Xtreme Champion."

"Why didn't you say, the freaky looking dude? I've seen him around. He needs a haircut, looks like he has a crow glued to his head."

Joey bursts out laughing, although Scully doesn't get it as he wasn't trying to be funny.

"What's so funny?

Joey Mere:"Don't worry. Anyway Scully, this week you'll be defending your XWF Championship in the main event of Wednesday Night Warfare. We are in your homeland, we're in England. How does it feel to be back?"

"England? I'm from Birmingham."

Joey Mere:"Birmingham is in England, Skull."

"Oh yeah... Well it feels great mate. Ya know, I've been to see my mummy, my daddio, my bro and my sisters. I even seen my uncle Jim. I miss my family when I'm in... the 'you S'. S is for sugar. United Sugar of Americano. Did you know that?
Anyway it's great to be back. The weather sucks here compared to My Annie."

Joey Mere:"My Annie?"

Joey pauses for a few seconds and then twigs what Scully means.

Joey Mere:"Oh you mean Miami?"

"That's what I said."

Joey Mere:"Okay. Anyway Scully, this Wednesday night you put your XWF Championship on the line for the first time..."

Scully quickly interupts.

"Joey, you dissa me. I am the rainin', defendin', underfeeted, XWF Champion for a reason."

Joey Mere:"Because you've never defended it?!"

"No, not because of that. That is untrue. I defend this championship all the time, nine, eleven... Is that right?"

Joey Mere:"You mean twenty-four, seven."

"Yes that's the one. You see mojo, being simple isn't easy. It ain't easy, being cheesy. I am always defendin' this bad boy.

Joey wonders how? When has Scully defended the championship since he got it? He hasn't, not once, since he got it all those month's ago. Skull gently strokes his title and rubs it on his crotch. Joey looks a little uncomfortable.

"You see Mighty Joe Young, I look after what I own. I don't poopy on it like Maverick does. I care for my title. Did you know I had this made especially for me?"

Joey Mere:"You still haven't explained how you've defended the title?"

"Are you calling me a Pinocchio? Well, I'm not!
If you wasn't so dumb and dumber, you would understan what I meant. I am not a smart man, just like Forest, Forest Gump. I defend this title against the haters, the bully's like Trax. No one bully's, Scully! People see me as an easy target, just because I'm not cleaver. I stick down for myself. Do you get it now?"

Joey Mere:"I think so. Anyway, you put your title on the line in the main event of Warfare. You defend it in a triple threat match. Your opponents? Firstly let's speak about Tommy Wish. What do you think about Tommy Wish?"

"What do I think of Tommy Wish he was dead? Just kidding. Tommy Wish is Dumber than me, well Okay maybe not as dumb but he still is dumb. He Def Leopard a shot at my title by being a spech. I mean he seems a little confoo, he doesn't know what he's on about. He said JB.. Who's JB? Johnny Bravo?"

Joey Mere:"I think he meant John Black."

"John Black is prob the reason I'm such a tard. I said tard, not a turd like Tommy Wish. John Black was my manager ya know? He didn't do a good job, in fact Tommy tells me he doesn't give a good blow job either. Does that mean they do sucky sucky like a lollipop to each other?"

Joey Mere:"I guess it does Scully."

"Ewwwww. Sick. You watch em'?"

Joey Mere:"No, what you on about?"

"You seem to know alot about it. Perv! I don't think JB or Tommy can quest my accamplish. I'm the XWF Champion. A farmer tag-team champion. Hell, Bad word! If I want my XWF Dumb and Dumber tag-team championships, I can get them from my trophy cabie. What have them two goof balls won? The Whatboy championship? What's that? The Federwhatever title? That's it?! Makin' out they're both better than me? John Black was the worst manager ever, he wouldn't even be good at carryin' my bags! John Black was too scaredy to face me.

When I put the opportune out there, I didn't expet, two joebers to answer. I didn't want to face someone with the same attri-boots as Tommy Meansgood, again. I already beat that Tommy and now I face another."

Joey Mere:"Have you got the XWF Brass Monkey title made ready for Tommy Wish?"

"No I haven't cuz he isn't going to win. What would be the pont of wastin' my hard earned bux on some poo belt that I'd have to put in my tumble dryer? Huh?"

Joey Mere:"Tumble dryer? Why would you put it in there?"

"I dunno, good hiding place ennit?!"

Joey Mere:"Tommy Wish isn't your only opponent. What do.you think about Maxwell Dane?"

"That he's scary. A little ugly. I don't like him, what if he eats me?"

Skull begins panicking in his chair, rocking from side to side.

Joey Mere:"Don't be silly, he won't eat you!"

"He's a monster. I don't like monsters!"

Scully quickly gets out the chair and runs off. Joey Mere can't believe his eyes.

Joey Mere:"Scully wait. . Comeback. "

Too late as Scully is gone like the Ultimate Warrior running down to the ring. Skull leaves Joey hanging as Joey Mere looks in to camera feeling a little awkward.