Police Academy

Undisclosed Location in the Unites States Of America

#MURICA

Officer Thunderbolt XYZ is sitting on a work out bench using a dumbbell to get swole. The light bouncing off the beads of sweat running down XYZ's arms is reflecting off in such a way that it is illuminating the entire room. All the other officers and trainees are standing around in awe at the walking, or in this case sitting inspiration that is Thunderbolt XY and Mother Fuckin Z.

One of the trainees comes up to XY and Mother Fuckin Z, his hands out stretched but shaking. In his left hand is a picture of XY and Mother Fuckin Z and in his right hand a black sharpie.

God's Gift to the Police Forms looks up to see his admirer. He drops the dumb bell on the floor causing a loud thud. He then stands up which results in him towering over the man with the shaking hands.

"Why you trippin dawg?"

"Mr. Thunderbolt."

"Officer Thunderbolt XY and Mother Fuckin Z."

"Of course. My bad. Officer Thunderbolt XY and Mother Fuckin Z, can you sign this picture of my brother Johnny? He's a huge fan of yours. Just recently he was doing some backyard wrestling with a friend and fell off the roof, broke his spine and now he's a cripple."

Thunderbolt XYZ grabs the sharpie out of the man's hand, bites the cap off with his teeth, spits it halfway across the room and then with the sharpie in his right hand scribbles his name across the picture.

"Thank you. It would really mean a lot if you could visit my brother in the hospital. Would you be willing to do that?"

"Sure dawg. Just give the address to my peoples and we'll take care of it."

"Your people?"

"Yeah dawg my peoples."

Thunderbolt points over to the corner where three random black dudes are standing in the corner, their arms crossed all business like.

"Now if you don't mind dawg, I got some stuff I need to take care of."

"Sure thing. Thanks again Officer."

"Don't mention it dawg."

Officer Thunderbolt XYZ and Mother Fuckin Z walks out of the workout area and into the showers, he removes his clothes as he steps behind a halfway, effectively covering up his lower half from the cameras. He grabs the round shower knob on the wall and twists it to the desired temperature and within a second the water starts shooting out from the shower head.

So LeDouche it seems like you fell assbackwards into the most sought after title in all the XWF. You know as I look through the history books I see a lot of names listed as X-treme champions. Some of them great, some of them shitty and then there's you. Le Douche. Easily and without question the worst Xtreme champion this place has ever seen. And that's saying something considering some of the names that once held that title.

I heard what you had to say about me in your first promo. A mentally defective John Cena clone. I whore myself out to be Gilmours partner. And then you want to take a needle to my ass? Obviously that's code for, you wanna butt fuck me. Not surprising since everyone in the business knows your a homo. Not that there's anything wrong with that dawg. Where you stick your dick is your business. Just don't be waving that little pickle in my direction ya dig?

Let's talk about my partnership with the GREATEST Xtreme Champion that ever lived. Peter F'N Gilmour. The guy who has held the X title more times than you've gotten your dick wet. Why wouldn't I want to team up with him? Guy's won the tag team titles a couple times. Multiple time Hart Champion? What have you done of note besides catch some black dude sleeping on the job? Big shocker there. And those fucks want a higher minimum wage? Disgusting.

I saw that you uploaded a few more promos LeDouche but I'll be honest with you, I have limited time these days, what with constantly being in the gym and granting wishes like fucking Santa Clause and so I opted not to even bother with your other promos. I'm sure they were just as terrible as everything else you've ever done.

Now as for Krazy Klown...cool name bro.

Fuck ya'll. Officer XY and Mother Fuckin Z signing off.

Thunderbolt X Y and Mother Fuckin Z Reporting For Duty!