Your Character's XWF Fan Base: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty; many likable qualities)

Location of character (and optionally, the handler): Need dat puss. Farming and wanking and needing dat pussing. Fuck yo fancy iphones and your droids. Screw yoyur tablets and your toilet paper. Who needs any of that trash anywho?

Character Bio: My self-summary
Hello, i like girls with big booties. i rap. i chew when banging. who bothers with foreplay these days, just give me that (your) vagina. i enjoy more cushion for the pushin'. i'm a sensitive guy who likes feelings and i like you feeling my huge testicles.

i am an olympic gold medalist.
i can't promise i won't make you bleed.

What I’m doing with my life
rapping, wanking, farming.

I’m really good at
rapping, wanking, farming.

The first things people usually notice about me
my disproportionately large chin and testicles.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
fifty shades of gray, free willy, geordie shore, hip hop, your pussy.

The six things I could never do without
cigarettes, ale, tractors, the puss, sandals, thermal leggings.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
whens my next hit. need dat' puss.

On a typical Friday night I am
rapping, wanking, farming.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nothing. I'm legit.

You should message me if
you have 'dat puss and you like disproportionately large testicles.

Theme / Entrance Music: "Trouble" by Willam

"Big Move" most famous for: where's my hit? need dat puss
Description of Move: Crimson Dong needs to stick his dong in things at least once every x hours. The number for x depends on the day of week, how much his rash is bothering him, and whether or not he's been shitting himself that day. Sometimes x may equal a reasonable number, like 24. Other times it might be really obnoxious, like 1 or 2.

Gender: Male

Puss: Need it