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DMX-Factor · (06-07-2015)

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XWF Wednesday Warfare 6/10/15 RP #2
"Blood on the Cross"

Characters used: n/a
Characters mentioned: Hero Xtreme 7.9, NOCMM
OOC: promopromopromopromopromopromopromopromopromopromopromopromopromo
OOC2: Also, I didn't realize breaking fourth wall was a strategy either. So these boards are actual living and breathing elements in the roleplay world. Got it. I'll be sure to make my titles more clickable for the XWF audience.

XWF Monday Night Madness
June 8, 2015

(Coming back from commercial, the cameras are set in the arena pointing to the ring. Hanging above the ring are two crosses, one on the side of the ring closest to the Warfare stage, the other closest to the commentator's table, both suspended sideways, each about six inches thick, seven feet long, and five feet wide. A purple spotlight shines on both crosses. The lights in the arena dim as the crowd goes crazy wondering what's going to happen next. After a few moments, the piano intro to Kanye West's "Blood on the Leaves" is played on the PA system.)

(Voice of Nina Simone)
Strange fruit hanging...
From the poplar tree...
Blood on the leaves

(The voice of DMX-Factor is heard, who is doing a freestyle over the instrumental version of the song)

I just need to clear my mind now
It's been racin' since da weekend
Now I'm goin' off da deep end...
'Cause all I want is wat I can't find now

(At this point, a spotlight shines on the dark stage, and out comes DMX-Factor, wearing a black hooded robe. He slowly begins walking towards the front of the stage to the ramp as he sings his rendition of Kanye's "Blood on the Leaves".)

Cause no one here knows how to hold it down...
So I want you to wait
Yeah I want you to wait
'Cause all I need's a lil' more time now
Just watch me while I keep on my grind now
Now I told you to wait
Yeah I told you to wait
Deez fuckers backstage hate me
They all want somethin' from me
So they talk about me
Intimidated by me
Don't know wat to do about me
Instead they wanna act so naughty
Well it's TV-MA
So let's get on wit it!

(DMX stomps on the stage as the bass and heavy horn part of the instrumental hit. At the same time flames blast through the stage on both sides of DMX and a light show is featured around the arena. Now hyped up, DMX continues the song while making his way down the ramp and to the ring.)

'Da fuck you think you are man?
Think that you can do wat I can?
Was it in your first promo
Where you were fondlin' your commode?
It's okay if you're a homo
Don't have to keep it on da low-low
'Cause I think everybody know though
Dat you be actin' like a ho, bro

Before I steal da show, yo
Lemme give you one mo'
How can one man be so slow
Feelin' sorry for Hero
FUCK DEM MUTHAFUCKAS 'CAUSE I'M HERE AND I'M STAYIN'
FUCK DEM MUTHAFUCKAS 'CAUSE I'M DONE FUCKIN' PLAYIN'
FUCK DEM MUTHAFUCKAS 'CAUSE I MEAN WHAT I'M SAYIN'
YOUR WORLD IS DECAYIN', YOUR WORLD IS DECAYIN'

(The music goes back to the piano only portion for 12 measures, during that time, DMX reaches the ring and slides in. Before the end of the 12th measure he stands in the center of the ring facing the stage and ad libs a bit. Once the bass hits again, he stops on the ring mat just as he did earlier on stage. This time, pyro explodes where the two crosses are above the ring. One cable from each cross releases, letting each cross fall down and hang vertically from the other cable, though one cross is released from the bottom end and the other is released from the top end. This allows one cross to hang right-side up and the other upside down. As DMX continues his song, a red substance rains from the rafters onto both crosses.)

N-O-C-M-M, all bark no bite
IQ so small dat it's lighter than a kite
His brain will float away, given up without a fight
Twist it up a bit, outta mind, outta sight
I'll say it loud and clear, ain't no room for an phony
Think I'm atheist, muhfucka you don't know me
Who's da real God, it ain't Hero Xtreme
He ain't even immortal, wat do your eyes see?
I see a punk bitch hidin' behind a fuckin'

I'll capture dis moment, and I won't forget to tag it
So you'll be reminded how never take for granted
Da ability to turn a fuckin' man into a maggot
So when it's said and done, I'll be da last man standin'
You won't forget about dis ass kickin' I'll be handin'
Here's some advice, better quit while you're ahead
Or else they'll look at Hero sayin' "god's dead"!

(The music cuts off and the arena house lights come back on. The red rain has stopped and both crosses remain hung on the cables, with the red substance dripping from both, similar to the blood on DMX's cross charm from the previous promo. DMX removes the hood from his head and and grins. He looks at both of the crosses, then speaks in the mic.)

DMX: "I'm gonna keep dis short and sweet. Hero Xtreme 7.9, rumor has it dat you're pussyin' out of Wednesday's match against me, and it's bein' replaced wit someone else. Dat seems to be the theme around here. Talk a lot a shit, and then when da goin' gets tough, you tuck your dick between your legs and go home to your therapist to talk about how much of a simpleton you are. Listen, Knock'em (NOCMM), your new client, fuck buddy, wannabe immortal bein' has two days to get ready for da beatin' of his life. It doesn't matter if it's Hero Xtreme 7.9, Hero Xtreme 42, Hero Xtreme Eleventeen, it really doesn't fuckin' matter, Knock'em, you're a garbage manager, and you're not even worth da dirt on da bottom of my sneakers. If you want me to take you seriously, do wat I suggested to Swagmire and study a dictionary, increase your vocabulary, because monkeys aren't da only animals on dis planet, not every wrestler you come across is a rookie, and...wait...monkey and rookie are da only two words you know. Oh, no, my mistake, monkey, rookie, and

. You must be so familiar wit

dat you just can't stop sayin' it. So look, unless you have anything you have anything intelligent to say, unless you can upgrade from dis 12 year old mentality of yours, and unless you can actually step up to my level on da mic, then please just shut da hell up until Wednesday and let da grown man do da talkin'."

(DMX looks directly into the camera and continues.)

DMX: "And Trax, I hope you pay attention on Wednesday, because I will be puttin' on a show. I will reenact the scene where Kratos defeated Ares to become da God of War."

(DMX drops the mic and "Who Gon' Stop Me" hits the PA. DMX extis the ring in front and stands under the cross, getting drenched with the remaining red substance left on it. He then continues his way to the stage to go to the backstage area.)

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