NOCMM: My client is literally facing an escaped monkey from the zoo that a put tattoos on. God vs. a monkey. Oaktree may be a gay nepotistic , but man, he thinks of some good jokes every once in awhile. I hope it's a talking monkey.

NOCMM starts laughing so hard that he pisses, luckily he is standing next to his toilet and starts pissing into her mouth.

NOCMM: First Blood is a dumb fucking match-type though. This should be a banana ladder match. A monkey of all things can't make my client bleed, but Curious G. climbing a ladder? That would be fucking hilarious. I should be the GM, not OakPee. I would have at least called this a Monkey See Monkey Do First Blood Match. I guess that's too epic of a name for a named Matthew to come up with.

NOCMM tugs on her ear and she swallows the piss like a good toilet. NOCMM zips up his invisible pants.

NOCMM: This was a cute joke. I look forward to watching his monkey promos and calling him a rookie. Thanks for watching my promo!

NOCMM leaves his restroom and the camera zooms in to the toilet girl's stomach. There is a piece of shit in her stomach that looks exactly like Dumb Monkey X. All the old skool fans and people with senses of humor laugh as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

Star of The Month (February 2002)
WXC Tag Team Champion x3 (/w Venom Explosion (2), DJ Death)
UWF X-Treme Champion x5
UWF No Limits Champion x2
UWF Tag Team Champion x1 (/w Shaker Jones)
BBCXR Heavyweight Champion x4
SOW World Champion x2
RXW World Champion x1
RXW X-Division Champion x1
NWPW Rapid Division Champion x 3
WFWD Intercontinental Champion x2
XWL United States Champion x2
XWL European Champion x1
XWL Tag Bowl Winner (/w White Abyss)
BLOOD Bleeding Champion x3

All Time Record: 912-32-4
Hero Xtreme Un Record: 0-3-0

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