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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **06-04-2015, 08:23 PM**

NOCMM: My client actually is the number one contender for the Intercontinental title, but management obviously doesn't give a fuck. They're more interested in handing title shots to their fuck toys. This is the second title shot LH Harrison has received by doing nothing to earn it. I didn't really care the first time since it was for Kirk MacFaggin's Anti-Art Championship, a rookie belt, but this is fucking trash. This behavior is being rewarded...

NOCMM rolls a clip from the Bad Medicine Pay-Per-View.

Quote:LH Harrison walks from the curtains but he's not dressed to compete. He's wearing a suit and tie and he's entering the ring. he grabs a microphone and stands a few feet away.

Well hello Loverboy. Excuse me for wanting this match. I just have more important problems to attend to than you at the moment. I don't want my win over you to be overshadowed by your other match. Our time to fight will come, but not right now.

The bell rings and LH decks Loverboy with a pair of brass knuckles! LH throws the knucks down on him and walks away. Lane holds his jaw and it's now fading to commercials.

NOCMM: This joke of a wrestler should have been fired for ripping off the paying new skool fans and not giving them the match they paid to see, but instead LH blew Oaktree and got himself into the main event. This nepotism is disgusting and the type of thing a straight general manager should put a stop to. Three J and Matt Viagra should fucking get to it then. My client is wrestling again which means media is actually going to care again. You don't want Fox News to find out that wrestlers get better matches by sucking cock do you? Everyone who likes ethics and fairness would stop watching immediately!

NOCMM shakes his invisible head.

NOCMM: Here's a solution Oaktree, you

. When there is going to be a Intercontinental title match you should find someone who EARNED a title shot. Then after you've run out of people who have EARNED Intercontinental title matches you can be like, "Who here is gay and wants to give me a blowjob," if your going to be a nepotistic

then you should do it as a LAST RESORT so it isn't so obvious. When a #1 contender, like my client, is available and you pick some chump that has done nothing to ever deserve being a champion, then you're broadcasting to the world that this man sucked your dick. You should be fired you sick gay fuck. It was the same thing with Mastermind too. Apparently you get hard only for shitty wrestlers, right Oaktree?

NOCMM laughs.

NOCMM: Now I know why you ignored my offer of Kelli Berglund and her three holes, she could actually fight somebody.

NOCMM walks away and sighs. Poor management turns everything to shit. NOCMM thinks of a bunch of owns for his upcoming promos about some black dude and schemes about clicking the "Hate" button on all of his promos as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

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