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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **05-02-2015, 10:16 PM**

NOCMM is smiling as he walks to his mansion's door and humming a tune he made up about how he's going to do an epic promo and bury Mastermind's shitty promo with his fail buzzer. He puts his key into his locked door and it reminds him of the many times he fucked a cisgendered female woman right in the pussy and made her cum a bunch of times. Such beautiful memories.

NOCMM twists the key and opens the door. That's when he sees one of his non-Kelli Berglund sex slaves with a knife wound in her head and semen seeping out of it. NOCMM slams the door shut and stops singing his happy song. This was not the time for happy songs.

Kelli Berglund: Oh NOCMM. You're home!

NOCMM looks up and sees that Kelli looks super hot stark naked, despite various bandages healing the places she has been cut open and fucked hard. His glance then returns to the dead woman with cum leaking out of her thoroughly skull fucked head.

NOCMM: Who did this to Mallory?

Kelli notices the dead body too.

Kelli Berglund: Maybe it was suicide. Mallory was always saying that she went on WebMD and diagnosed herself with depression, histrionic personality disorder, and all kinds of diseases.

NOCMM: I didn't realize I was fucking a

this whole time. She should've told me. Wasn't it Mallory who said that not disclosing such things was a violation of sexual consent? She never told me she diagnosed herself with depression.

Kelli bends over and looks at the knife wound in Mallory's head and the cum seeping out of it. The camera zooms in on her puckered asshole and wet pussy.

Kelli Berglund: Remind me not to have you stab me in the head...should I call the police or something? So they can do that justice thing and investigate if it was a suicide or not? I'm not really an expert, so we shouldn't take my word for it.

NOCMM: That won't be necessary.

Kelli squinted a bit, but before she could ask him what he meant by that NOCMM answered.

NOCMM: She's a rapist so she deserved to die. It doesn't matter if she stabbed herself or if you stabbed her, so there would be one less cisgendered female person to share my cock with. That's justice. It's Hero Xtreme 7.9's will.

Kelli tries to look at NOCMM, but she can't find him since he's invisible.

Kelli Berglund: Are you sure about that? What if whoever did this is going to kill you or me next?

NOCMM: Kelli, do you consider things a violation sexual consent and then go out and do them yourself?

Kelli Berglund: No, I always put the toilet seat down. I triple check. If someone got penetrated by a piece of shit after they fell into the toilet because I left the seat up I'd feel horrible.

NOCMM: Talk about a shitty situation.

Kelli Berglund's eyes became fire. NOCMM shouldn't have said that without cumming in her ears first. Kelli hated puns. She took the mounted sword off the wall and started flailing it around like a maniac looking for NOCMM's head. NOCMM bolted off and Kelli followed the sounds of his footsteps and nearly killed him a few times. Luckily NOCMM wasn't lazy like Ghost Tank and he had been working out all week so it was easy to make it out of the room alive.

The wind pushed a swing in the backyard so Kelli took the sword outside and started stabbing at everything she thought someone invisible moved until the sword got stuck in a rock. Once NOCMM saw that the sword was stuck he walked outside.

NOCMM: I'm sorry Kelli. I had so much on my mind with Mastermind's murder of the medium of promos and Mallory being a rapist that I forgot you hate puns so much. I hope you can forgive me.

Kelli tugged the sword one last time before giving up on killing NOCMM. Deep down she wishes she got it out and killed him, but the anger was starting to fade.

Kelli Berglund: Don't do it again. Next time you won't be sorry. You'll be dead.

Kelli acted like that was a joke and NOCMM took her word for it as Kelli took one last glance at the sword.

NOCMM: I'll be pun-free around you, I swear. Unless I cum in your ears and you can't hear me.

NOCMM paused and looked inside at Mallory's corpse.

NOCMM: And don't worry about a murderer. It's obvious their thing is that they kill rapists and skull fuck them. You should be fine as long as you put down the toilet seat.

They kissed and made-up, but the pun made Kelli's pussy really dry so she ended up taking Mallory's dead body, dumping it somewhere, and going home. NOCMM looked at Mastermind's shit promo title and his fail buzzer, but he didn't need any more downers today. Exercising was fun, but one of his fuck toys ended up being a rapist and he made Kelli want to kill him. He didn't need to talk about a shit promo, today was bad enough as it was. He needed to do something fun.

NOCMM grabbed one of his other cisgendered ladies that pay him to have sex and has sex with her as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

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