Maria is having a seizure on the floor while Frodo sits in a chair eating a can of Fancy Feast. He does not look happy.

"Jesus fuck you Christ, Mastermind. Maria is too busy choking a mixture of her laughter and random jizz to fucking speak to you. I had to come in. Me, mother fucking Frodo. Because you can't fucking speak after being bitched out, you made Maria incapable of speaking. Fucking really? You fucking jizz ball mother fucker. First of all, fuck yourself, you fucking pasty faced cocksucker. Goddammit, I can't even laugh at you, because you're too fucking stupid to laugh at. Unless you're Maria, she can't stop laughing at your pussy ass. I was supposed to be getting fucking trashed in preparation for the Tag Tournament next week, but you fucked that up. Miserable fucker. Why are you still alive? FIND YOUR FUCKING TONGUE! Pull it out of Peter Jackson's asshole and fucking speak. Congrats, you made me hate the Pacific Ocean. .

And no, I will not refer to you as a girl, doing that would bring the gender of my daughter, and my ex wife down. Plus, Sarah identifies as a woman, don't want to ruin her image. Fuck you.

Maybe Maria is right about you. Maybe you really are a massive dickless pussy. Why the hell are you so fucking useless, anyway? You are, without a doubt, the worst addition to the Asylum. Period. God, you're the worst edition to the Human Race. Fuck you, and your dead mom. Or mum, as your ass would say. Be fucking glad I painted your garage with shit, cockstain. I'm fucking done."

Maria gets up from the spot on the floor where she was previously convulsing. She stands, looks at Frodo, brushes herself off, and heads to her bathroom. She stands in the room, looking at the tub, in confusion before turning on the water and stripping naked. As the water drips from the faucet, and slowly fills the tub, Maria gingerly dips her toe in. The big one, not that it matters, but that shit is fat. I mean, like fucking fatter than the dead, bloated body of Chris Farley or that dude who died during the filming of Hunger Games. Philip Heroin Pants or some shit. That guy. His corpse had to have been fat. Maybe, doesn't Heroin make you skinny? Well, I guess he's all skin and bones at this point, but who's counting.

So, Maria dipped that shit in the tub, dipped it real low. Lower than her T-Cell count. Lower than Mastermind's win record. So, the water touched that fat little piggy, touched it real good. Touched it like a catholic priest to an alter boy named Rodrigo. You know what I'm saying. Anyway, so she dips that shit in, and the water is pleasant to the skin, so she steps her legs all the way in, and slowly starts to sink to the bottom of the tub. The water begins to rise and cover her fat ass. It's warm on her nasty rotten vagina. She likes the feeling of the water against her labia, and clitoris. Or, should it be called Clitor-nasty! As the water fills up, she reaches to grab something. It's hidden behind her bottle of shampoo, and can't be seen. She pulls it out, and sends the bottle careening to the water below. Psych! It hits her in the knee. Hahaha. Fat bitch deserves it. What she was grabbing for comes into light, and we see it's a water proof twelve speed, eleven inch, bright green, pulsating dildo. With Clit Tickler, shaped like a bunny.

She slides that thing down below, to her unpleasure palace. It slides in, which is hella gross. The XWF needs to send a Biohazard team to clean that shit when she's done. And not just for the AIDs. It was probably white when she bought it, and her radioactive nasty hole made it green, like the Hulk's jizz. So, she's sliding that sit in and out of her penis graveyard. That's right, her cooch is where cocks go to die! She's sliding it in and out, and then gets a bright idea. She twists it so that clit tickler is now tickling her asshole. She's ramming it harder, and faster, and getting close to cumming, when all of a sudden the bunny does something she didn't expect. It penetrates that asshole. Right up into her chunky munkey Rocky Road. You know what I'm saying. It fucking goes right up the shit chute and plunges bunny ears first into a turd. A massive log about to be clipped, just chilling out in her sphincter, and the bunny hits it. Maria continues ramming in and out, and right as she's about to cum, that log comes a chugging down the tracks, right into the bathwater. That's right viewers at home, Maria Brink totally just dropped a Mastermind promo, filled with AIDs, and probably Hep C right in her tub.

The fucking fat bitch stops masturbating and starts laughing her ass off at the sight of it. Thanks, Mastermind, you cost her an orgasm. That's probably for the best. Random Mexican Kids might have decided to swim in the sewage water, and we don't want them exposed to Maria's nasty Cum Juice Water. That's just fucked up, like Mastermind's face. Anyway, so she stops going at the rot motel, and laughs as she looks at the turd float to the top of the tub. She shuts off the water, and calls for Frodo. Luckily, he hadn't left yet, so he comes into the room expecting some sort of emergency. Only to find her ass laughing like a baby at the thought of Mastermind winning a match. He looks at her very unhappily.

"What the fuck did you call me in her for? Why would I want to watch you laugh like a fat naked cow?"

Look, I made a Mastermind promo!

'Jesus Christ, you are . The fuck happened to you?"

I got high.

"On what? Fucking Laughing gas?"

No, silly. I used some of your Avalanche stuff.

"The fuck you get that from? I got rid of all of it when Tush OD'd on it. I ain't responsible for the death of anymore ]

I found some in your old apartment.

[lightblue][b]"The hell were you doing there?"

Homeless orgy.

"Fucking really? The homeless use my old apartment as an orgy hall? Fuck. I...


I gotta check that shit out."

Right.

"So, why is there a shit log floating around?"

So, I was masturbating pretty hardcore, and decided to use my clit tickler to tickle my asshole, cause you know I love me some anal. And the bunny went up my cute ass, and I kept thrusting. The thrusting and vibrating loosened me up, and poop did flow. Hold on, got another.

And right in the middle of the conversation, right there as Frodo did speak unto her! She let loose another log. A brown link of shame and embarrassment floated from her rear to the top of the water. Frodo did recoil in horror at the sight of such a grotesque thing.

"What the actual fuck is the matter with you?! Why would you shit in the tub twice? And do it in front of me? That's beyond fucked up. I am fucking done with you. I'm drowning your ass. Which is not cute."

Before Maria can answer, or protest, Frodo moves his hands to her head. One on the top and one on the back. Maria knows what's up, she's done this before. She opens that mouth and prepares to blow random dudes for the next twelve hours. SHE HAS THE JAW STAMINA OF A TRUCK! Anyway, so she goes down below the water, and stays there. With her mouth open, and all. Why would she close her mouth? His hand is on the back of her head, that means he wants some blowies. Deep deep blowies. Balls and cock in her trachea. So she thinks.

She's staying deep in the water, and inhaling it like crazy, that's not good for her intestines. But, fuck that troll looking whore. Only Peter Gilmour could ever love her. Anyway, so she's sucking this water in, and starting to realize she's being drowned, when all of a sudden a turd floats into her gaping maw. Frodo begins to laugh his ass off while holding the dirty bitch under the water, but then something even better happens. The other turd floats by and hits her in the eye.

Frodo has to release his hold and let her up. This is too much. He falls to the floor as he lets her up, and begins to roll around laughing so hard he pisses himself. Maria gets out of the tub, drains the water, spits the turd at Frodo and pisses on him before exiting the bathroom.