Hey, XWF, it's Maria. The cutest little cum blanket around. I'm here to take another massive load on the face. And perhaps ass. Who knows. What I do know is that Mastermind is going to have to eat himself a piece of Maria Cake at Madness. Or, in his case Man-Ness. Hehehe.

No, that's not true. Mastermind isn't a man, sillies. If he wants to get up in these guts, he's gonna need to stick his scrawny little old man arm up in there pretty far. Cause he's dickless. D: Mastermind has a vagina? Onoes, guys.

Well, only a vagina for a face. The WOMAN calling himself Mastermind is a fuck ugly loooooser. Not like Petey Pie, who would never lose to some dickless, can't please a woman, can't please himself, can't even pronounce damn right, piece of Aussie trash. Let's be clear, Dickless here, hehe that rhymed. No wonder I'm the best selling musician alive. Anyway, Dickless here wishes he was from the good part of Australia. The part that breeds musicians like Iggy Azalea, and men like Russell Crowe. Not the part where he's from, the part that breeds pussies like him and Peter Jackson.

Face it, Mastermind, you're the shit that Australia squirts out. The shit that gets stuck to the toilets after twelve days of taco bell followed by an all anal threesome with Seth Rogen and Stephanie Meyers. That's you, baby girl. Go hit the gym. Lift some weights, stop pretending to be all Doom and Gloom. You're not Batman, you're not dark and broody, and you're not a winner. How many times have you lost your manhood? How many times have you had to beg to not be looked at as a piece of transgender trash that's just about to get assfucked by Frodo? Which is actually tons of fun.

When is the last time you were semi-relevant? A clue, baby girl, never. You don't pose a real challenge to anyone who managed to survive the fifth grade, girly. But, if you let me, I can paint your nails, do your hair, and make you actually worth something as a fuck toy. Since you'll never be worth anything as a fighter. No, you'll just give us boring history lessons. Lessons that no one gives a fuck about. History is soooooooo long ago, that it just makes me want to shoot my adorable pussy with a harpoon gun. Do you ever shoot your pussy with a harpoon gun?

Probably not, you're not man enough to use a harpoon gun. . I bet you're the kind of clitless dickless kind of toadstool to shove a Turkey Drumstick up his ass while rubbing the spot where his clit is supposed to be at the thought of Doctor D'Ville's face zooming in and out as you lay on your back grunting. Pretending he's plopping that asshole as a means to make up for you being a monumental failure.

Listen, baby girl, I checked out your promos for your match with Doctor D'Ville, and I gotta tell you, you sound like you wanna blow him. Do you wanna gurgle his hot demon gel as you rock out to the soothing sounds of In This Moment. Do you like my band, or are you going to get your ass kicked twice on Madness? Or, for you, Man-Less.

You got anything to say for yourself before Monday? I'll be listening. But, bring something better than you did for Doc or Morbid, or the Classic. Because, baby girl, those words were at best angsty teenage poems. At worst, they were the shit plummeting out of my asshole after getting boned by random hobos for twenty hours straight. Which is how I spend my Friday nights. Sorry, Calypso.


Maria is seen chilling out on her couch bobbing her head and blasting the new track by In This Moment. Some random stranger walks into the room, and sits down.

Damn girl, you really like In This Moment, huh?

She turns to look at him, presumably for the first time.

I'm the singer of In This Moment. You didn't know?

Nope. This is really the first time I saw you face. Remember, you didn't turn around last night. Told me that it'd throw off your ass game if you had to turn around. Just kept screaming, "Free Willy sucks."

Well, Free Willy is a shitty movie. There's no dicks in it.

It's a kid's movie.

Well, I rented it expected a hardcore porn.

Why?

Because I needed to cum, and Vinnie Lane hadn't uploaded a promo in like a day.

Why not download it?

As an artist, I do not agree with piracy. Which is why the promos I upload on XWF99.com will now cost $4.99 for each viewing. Someone will pay for the plastic surgery I so desperately need.

Why do you need plastic surgery, babe?

Ewww! Don't call me that. You sound like Mastermind. Gross. Quick, cum on my face. Make it right.

Maria plops to the floor, and begins to undo the strange dude's belt. She pulls his massive








ly disappointing wiener out. She looked at it in her hand for a minute, the thing barely reached the middle of her hand. And he was hard.

What the fuck is this?

My cock. You liked it last night.

I was fucked up, and had two dildos in my ass as well.

It's not that bad.

I can't deep throat this. Hell, I can't even shallow throat this.

It's not that small.

Yes, it is. Now, cum on my face, then go.

The man takes his underimpressive manhood into his own hand and begins to violently jerk off. He stops after about 30 seconds and looks at Maria.

I need to see your tits again.

What?[/color]

So I can cum. I need to see your tits.

[purple]You saw them last night?

Sort of. I caught the side view mostly. Can I see them or not?

She takes her top off and tosses it aside.

Hurry up. You're making me feel all weird being near that thing. It's so tiny. Like Mastermind's win record.

I don't know who that is.

Who cares, cum.

The man goes back to jerking off to Maria's fat rolls, and blows his load fairly quickly. All of Maria's face, some even gets into her open eye.

Fuck. That burns. Leave. Now.

The man leaves, and Maria goes to wash her eye out.


Sweet random sex with a baby dicked mother fucker.