(The scene opens in the arena of the Dunkin Donuts Arena where thousands of fans are packed inside cheering for Ray Tings. Cult of Personality hits on the titan tron and Ray Rings strolls out to the ring. He yells IT'S RAY-TINGS TIME! on his way.)

~RAY~ The ratings have gone up cause its official that RAY TINGS = RATINGS! I am here to save the Extreme Wrestling Federation from a ratings massacre! Ray Tings will save the ratings!

(The fans cheer loudly)

~RAY~ I challenge anyone who gots the guts to face me. Who will be another victim of the RAY TINGS WAR!