So close, Dylan! You were just on the verge there of actually making a point but again you've blown it by trying to wrap that gift up in blankets of poetic prose. This is exactly the reason that you'll show yourself to be completely useless come Lethal Lottery as just when you have a chance of proving something meaningful you spite yourself by going down the wrong route for a cheap laugh.

Denying that Karl Cross has forced you to change your game plan this week is laughable. Your comparison to a rotting onion tells me only one thing; I am right. It's just evident that after your first appearance this week that there has been a notable change in direction and you damn well know just as much as anyone watching does that this is due to Karl Cross pointing out how tedious... tiresome... hell, I'll just go with shit, your promo work was. It's nothing you need to be ashamed of Dylan. Many people much more important than you have taken the advice of the finest wrestling talent ever to grace a ring. At least when you walk out of Lethal Lottery with the number one contendership you can take home something far more important - a well taught lesson.

It's fitting that you likened yourself to a rotting vegetable because there is just no recipe in the world that can use you to create a winning dish.

You people are stupid. That has become undeniably evident this week. If you are going to try and analyse each of the glorious gospels of Karl Cross then at least actually fucking analyse them. Yes, I have referenced the fact that I have previously stepped foot in an XWF ring and I was wonderful back then but these mentions have been fleeting at best. It is you and other morons like S.A.M. that continue to focus on what I've done in the past. How else can I spell this out so it's nice and clear for you?

I BARELY MENTIONED IT... YOU KEEP MENTIONING IT.

It's actually kind of touching for me to see that everything I've said this week has been so magnificently tight that the best lead you all have had for coming at me is actually this false idea that I have been incessantly holding up my history in such high revere. You've all wasted your breath attempting to make me look stupid when in a spin of irony you are all now left looking like morons.

I've spent the last week wholly in the present explaining to you all why none of you insects have any chance of standing against me. The time is running out for you now as I prepare to show you why you are all right to fear Karl Cross. The big boot is about to come down right on top of you cockroaches as you all attempt to scurry to safety.

The truth is that I didn't even need to respond to your latest little fantasy play because I have already outstretched you in every possible way this week. The reason I choose to do so is because it's actually starting to become fun for me showing you just how badly you will be outclassed this weekend.