02-23-2015, 06:46 PM
Static appears in the start of the promo. It goes on for about two minutes, before a black screen is flashed. A familiar voice is heard.
God teaches us. He makes sure we learn many things from his all-mighty sermons. Every single lesson taught is a beautiful creation of its own. Each lesson more powerful than the last. My job, as God's real disciple, is to teach every member of the XWF God's lesson one by one. Our first student is Ned. Let's see what this man has to offer.
Paulo suddenly appears in front of the camera, with the black screen behind him. He stares at the camera with wide eyes.
He really hasn't said much since joining this federation. A quiet, shy student who is afraid to raise his hand. Don't worry Ned, God knows you have questions inside, but you are too afraid to ask. Can you feel God listening Ned? Can you feel him spectating you every single second of the day? I feel that. I feel all of God's vibrations. God practically lives inside of me. I can feel his soul creeping up on my insides, making sure every move I make, every eyelash I twitch, is perfect. If my movements aren't significant every time I make them, then I have failed God. You know I can't do that.
The Lord is a witness, Ned. I hope you know that. This Wednesday night, the Lord will personally experience a teaching of his lesson. As I slowly break every bone in your body, as I grab your heart from the inside and make you sure you open up to the lord. I like quiet students. The more silent they are, the more they scream as I torture their bodies. The screams of my students give me energy. Energy to slowly consume every roster member in this business.
I am a darkness of light. This is not conflicting, if you think about it. I bring darkness, but I shine in God's light. God knows I'm dark, but he stills give me the key instructions in the teaching of his lessons. He trusts me. He feels me. I can see through people, including you Ned. God has given me this gift. I can see that you won't be coming in contact with me this match since you are a pacifist. God wants to see a fight. He doesn't want to see a one-sided mercy kill. That's just not entertainment, Ned. Remember, God is our biggest fan and we can't let him down.
But, it seems as though my opponent won't be giving any type of fight at all. You let our savior down, and for that, you will be punished. You will feel many types of pain. I will push your useless body to its limits until you feel that you want your death to come sooner. When you lay lifeless on the cold mat, I will simply utter a laugh and think to myself, "God's lesson has been taught". Possibly ending your pro wrestling career. I hope you enjoy drinking liquids through plastic tubes, Ned. Because when I'm done with you, more than a plastic tube will be hooked up to your body.
Paulo vanishes out of thin air and the camera fades to static.
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